on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[ohmythor]

[ Her eyebrows lift, slightly, when he mentions her theory. How did he find out about that?

Still. Her smile is crooked. ]

Thor believes me. I'm not sure why you don't. You know, I'm really looking forward suddenly to the look on your face when I prove you wrong.

[ ... particular. She just arches one brow and doesn't say anything to that. She imagines he's one of the particular ones. ]

[lunging]

[Has no one told her about Heimdall yet? She might find that creepier than nutmeg green guys.]

I'm not going to try to persuade you to give up, Fair Jane Foster.

I think the look on my face wouldn't matter, as Thor would probably have us kneeling if you ever managed it.

[ohmythor]

[ Oh, she knows about Heimdall. She knows about a lot of Norse mythology, now. What she finds "creepy" is a liiiiiittle selective, here.

But her smile grows more incredulous. ]

I didn't think you were. I guess I'm just surprised. Or ... maybe I shouldn't be. I think Thor probably waaay underestimated humans when he first got here, too. [ Her mouth quirks. ] Have a little faith. I'll be there before you know it.

[lunging]

[YOU DO NOT KNOW THE FEAR OF BIG BROTHER

UNTIL YOU MEET HEIMDALL

Seriously, it keeps him on his toes.]

And you will be welcomed warmly. I'm sure we shall feast most vigorously upon your arrival.

[ohmythor]

[ Her opinion would probably change if she met the guy. Some parts awe, some parts awesome, some parts holy shit I can feel his eyes on me from 50 miles away.

But Jane relents, a little, her smile going a bit softer. ]

Sounds like fun. [ A little wistful, suddenly. ] Makes me wish I was back home, working on it, instead of -- here.

[lunging]

[That would be Heimdall's scent, that summary right there.]

Perhaps here you can be reunited with Thor until you do return home. That is a great upside, is it not?

[ohmythor]

[ Eau du Heimdall: strike fear into the hearts of your enemies and make them feel awkward every time they take a shower for the rest of their lives.

Her mouth quirks, and she rubs a hand across the back of her neck, suddenly a little sheepish. ]

... yeah, it is. I mean -- I've seen him. [ Her smile broadens for a moment, warm, then flickers awkwardly. ] It's just -- different, I guess. Don't get me wrong, I was -- really happy to see him, but -- [ She looks around. ] ... I get the feeling it's sort of ... not really real, in this place.

[lunging]

[He quirks an eyebrow.]

How could it not be real? What makes it any less real, this place?

[ohmythor]

... maybe the fact that I'll forget everything that happened when I leave.

[lunging]

...aye, that is a pretty good reason to not believe in it, I'll grant you.

But what happens here is still real to you as you are now, so perhaps it is best to take it as such, hmm?