on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[ohmythor]

I think it's a little sad. I mean -- I dunno. If anything, it's you two the rest of us should really be rooting for, since you don't have powers or serums or suits. [ She shrugs one shoulder. ]

--uh. [ A quick laugh. ] I guess I shouldn't be surprised to hear that. Someone's going to buy them.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[is that...praise? Clint's lip quirks. Assassins don't smile. D: Sorry man. BUT IT'S CLOSE.]

[And then gone] Yours doesn't buy the merchandise? Lucky you.

[ohmythor]

Nope. I think mostly because -- well, they don't make merchandise for someone like me. [ The token love interest. She knows. ] She -- um, she studies astrophysics in her spare time now. It's kind of flattering? But -- no, no merchandise. ... yours does, huh? [ A beat. ] Is it ever weird?

[worldsbestmarksman]

[grim look] You have no idea. You're lucky.

Mine is thinking about archery at least.

[ohmythor]

I'll ... have to take your word for it. [ Imagining, like, piles of action figures. ]

--ooh. Mine tried that a few years ago. Just -- bruises, everywhere. [ Wow thanks for that Jane. ] Think yours will listen if you tell them to be careful?

[worldsbestmarksman]

She's actually got experience. [Is that a note of pride? Pride?] Her parents were those guys who dress up in costumes and go camping and pretend they're knights or something. Except both of them did archery.

Hell she did it until she gave up on it. [Disapproving frown]

[ohmythor]

.... wow. I'm a little impressed. I guess, um -- no wonder she picked you up, then.