on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[ohmythor]

[ This post is now diamonds. ] Uh ... maybe it -- sort of is? Okay, not bad, just -- weird.

Annnnnd you would think that.

[alloys]

Something weird about a team of superheroes? Well--color me surprised. Would never have thought that in a million years.

...That's sarcasm, by the way. In case it wasn't clear.

[ohmythor]

... yeah, I got that. I wasn't talking about you guys. I was talking about this -- idea. Why you'd even make something like this.

By the way, I don't know if you noticed, but your cologne? Is mostly floral scents. They're basically saying you smell like flowers all the time.

[alloys]

Better than oil and soldering irons--unless you're into that dirty mechanic sort of thing. [Hey, he wouldn't blame you if you were.] But let me guess--you're more into the smell of fresh lightning cutting through the ground.

Smells like burnt grass.

[ohmythor]

Iiii'm really not. [ A beat. Oh, funny, Tony. She folds her arms over her chest and lifts her eyebrows at him. ]

I think what I'm into is ... nnnnnot really paying attention to that sort of thing. [ A beat. ] I'm pretty sure at this point that Coulson and Hill know what Thor smells like better than I do.

[alloys]

The two are them are very into putting their noses into places they don't belong--might as well snowball Fury into that pile, too. It's just a SHIELD thing, really. As you well know.

[Though trying to keep them from hacking into his security system is kind of a fun game.]

[ohmythor]

Unfortunately. [ :| ]

And, you know, for the record, I really don't know why everyone thinks I should know what he smells like. I mean, maybe all of you memorize each other's smells, but I don't.

[alloys]

Don't you? God, I always notice that sort of thing. You're probably the lucky one, here.

[ohmythor]

[ ... her mouth quirks. ]

I feel like I should be surprised you do, but somehow, I'm not.

[alloys]

Not surprising you, am I? Well, that's a crying shame. I'm going to have to work on my 'wow' factor some more--tell me, what do you think about fireworks on the suit?

[ohmythor]

[ A quick laugh escapes her before she can stop it, but then she presses loosely curled fingers to her mouth as if it cover for it. They don't hide her smile, though. ]

Oh, yeah, that's -- that's a great idea. Why not install it with the capability to produce a laser light show on command, too?

[alloys]

Now you're talking. Flashy design assistant--what do you think? I'm accepting applications. As of right now.

[ohmythor]

I think I'll keep my day job.

[ She's grinning outright, though. ]