on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[ohmythor]

[ Absorbs all this in silence for a moment. ]

... okay, point taken. But you seemed -- pretty in control, in New York. At least, from what I could gather of the news footage.

[andtheotherguy]

It's not about control. It's more like...leading by impulse.

Imagine he's a wildfire. A huge wildfire that you can't put out, and it'll jump any ditch you dig. There's nothing for it except letting it burn itself down. But if you have greenwood on one side and dry grass on the other, it'll burn towards the grass first.

Aliens trashing Manhattan? That's practically gasoline.

[ohmythor]

[ That's sobering. Her brows draw together as she listens, and she sighs slowly through her nose. ]

... there's got to be a better way.

[andtheotherguy]

I've tried. Trust me.