on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

Comments

[memory_of_fire]

You think that's bad? They probably have sex toys with their pictures on them in some seedy web-store.

[ohmythor]

[ no

oh my god, no

we were trying so hard to go there and now it cannot be un-gone

FACE IN HANDS, BRIEFLY ]

Wow, thanks for that.

[memory_of_fire]

Sorry, but misery loves company.

Maybe we should talk about something else. For instance, who wants to smell like the Hulk? I doubt it's pleasant once he gets worked up.

[ohmythor]

[ Really did not want to think about sex toys made of her boyfriend aaaauuuughhdfgjkh

Coughs. ... and then bites her lip. ]

You know, I sort of had that thought about -- all of them? I'm pretty sure almost no one smells nice after desperately fighting for their lives.

[memory_of_fire]

Fair enough but if we're talking about strictly their alter-ego, Hulk probably gets the sweats all the time.

I'm sure when he's not fighting Stark smells kind of flowery or something. No clue about the other two, maybe Captain America smells like apple pie.

[ohmythor]

... are you seriously thinking about this? Like ... in depth? [ Hey, no judging. ... okay, maybe a little judging. More just incredulous.

... that gets a smile. ] Although you're probably right about Steve. Apple pie and freshly cut grass or something.

[memory_of_fire]

No I'm mostly just trying to clutter my brain because I have a dirty-minded mundane.