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on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.
"Smell like four of the Avengers"?
Really?
No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]
I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!
[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]
Really?
No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]
I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!
[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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Stark said he wanted to show me a..."Nyancat"?
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Once she stops laughing. Pressing a hand to her mouth trying to stifle it. ]
No, just -- no! I don't care if he's Tony Stark, I'll-- [ ... you'll do what, dear. ] Um. Something. It's just -- it's a cat. That sings. And rainbows? Trust me, it's not worth your time.
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A singing cat? It sounds very entertaining. I think I will take him up on his offer.
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Right. Great. I should have guessed. Okay, you know what? Fine, but I'm talking to him first.
[ really mostly because
considering the
internet
and what exists on the internet
she kind of wants to ensure that Thor doesn't end up deciding that Earth isn't better off blown up anyway because clearly everyone on it is both insane and kind of gross ]
help i'm now picturing a coffee-wired thor
What harm could a singing cat possibly pose? This unicorn called 'Charlie' sounds like a great story as well.
up at 3 am browsing youtube for episodes of adventure time
her shit
laughing
welp
After a moment's incoherence she holds up a hand in a vague gesture that's meant to be warning but comes across more like just flailing slightly ]
Okay, I -- I'm just saying, I only know what any of these things are because of Darcy. This is all her. She showed me everything. Even the things I didn't want to know. Especially the things I didn't want to know.
I ... I really have no idea what you'd make of Charlie. [ Biting her lip noooo must stop laughing noooo ]
he would fucking LOVE adventure time. and MLP. because i said so. (i'm not even a fan LMFAO)
Darcy is also well-versed in this strange phenomenon of yours? I shall have to ask her for assistance, then.
goddamnit no it's not appropriate to be laughing this hard in a public place
... I'm not sure who'd be a worse pick to show you, her or Stark. [ Pressing the back of her hand to her mouth. Give it up, Jane, resistance to the laughter is futile. ] You know, if you do this, don't come to me later saying I was right! Because I'll just, um. ... well, really hope you don't think we're all crazy. And then say I told you so.
LOKI'D or should i say THOR'D
the smile's different now, and he's just searching her face, before saying warmly:]
You are right about many things.
i question sometimes what I am doing with my life
Okay, I was mostly just kidding. Don't -- don't worry about it.
why life is awesome
If you truly believe it is not a good idea, no more will be said.
--Though I am curious: how did you make this discovery in the first place?
because .... marvel. ... and also think geek being ridiculous, I guess.
[ A beat. ] Wait, like. Discover ... the internet, you mean?
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No, I meant the...colognes.
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No, you can blame my mun for that one. It wasn't me! Seriously. She found it. And then I had to be the messenger.