on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[itsokay]

"Old socks and flattened kittens?" Bruce doesn't smell anything like that.

[ohmythor]

[ Eyebrows. Eyebrows are what happens here, and they ask, you would know?

But Jane is not quite that untoward, and she schools her expression back into polite curiosity. ]

Pepper said the same thing about Tony. I'm pretty sure we all object to this.

Allllso, I think the flattened kittens thing was a joke. A bad one, but a joke.

[itsokay]

[Yeah, Betty can interpret those eyebrows, but she's smiling.] We were together for a while, I should know.

I figured it was, but Bruce would probably say it was accurate.

[ohmythor]

[ Ooh. That sure is some past tense. Jane winces in sympathy. ] Right. ... I wonder if there's someone who can confirm for Steve. [ Idle curiosity.

And then a beat. ] You know, he -- he did say exactly that. [ It was morbid. ]

[itsokay]

You got confirmation for everyone else? [Eyebrows right back at you, Jane.]

[sigh] He still does that. I wish he wouldn't.

[ohmythor]

[ ... caught. She smiles. ] Pepper told me about Tony. ... I -- should be able to confirm for Thor, but, uh ... I just ... don't really notice that sort of thing? The SHIELD agents knew better than I do. [ The brief pursing of her lips says all she thinks about that. ]

... he's a good guy. When he's not ... you know. Morbid humor aside, I think you chose pretty well. [ She likes Bruce. Erik used to talk about him, before .... before. ]