on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[ohmythor]

[ WOW

FANDRAL

THAT'S

REALLY FORWARD

OF YOU

TO SAY.

And Jane Foster has the damn good grace to flush. But there's more to her look than just embarrassment. Something a little unhappy. ]

No. Look, I don't -- know if you realize, but he was only on Earth for a few days. That's not--

[ .... ]

No. Okay? The answer is no.

[lunging]

Ah. Jane Foster plays hard to get for the god of thunder.

Do not worry. He will find you soon enough.

[ohmythor]

[ Wow she does not really like this guy ]

You're wrong on that one, too.

I'm going to find him.

--and I wasn't playing hard to get! That's -- it just wasn't -- you know what, never mind.

[lunging]

I think he will find you first. He loves you madly and speaks of little else most days.

That and coffee. He quite likes coffee.

[ohmythor]

[ --oh. Well. Oh. ... bites her thumb. That's -- both impossibly sweet and impossibly sad and ow, her heart. When she speaks, it's a lot gentler. ]

... but I thought the Bifrost was broken. And what Allfather did to send him to Earth recently was sort of a one time thing. ... I can find him. I know how. It's just -- making it work.

... I heard about the coffee, though. [ A small smile. ] I'm -- glad it's such a hit?

[lunging]

[Does she need CPR for that heart? He totally knows CPR.]

Aye, it is, and the Rainbow Bridge in great need of repair. Still, the eyes of Heimdall are ever-watchful [much to his chagrin] and when there is a way, he shall find it.

The coffee is wonderful, yes. It stains the teeth, though, if one is not careful.

[ohmythor]

[ --no, she's good. ]

... you really seem to think I can't do it on my own. Why? [ More amused than insulted, though.

... a beat. ] Do you guys have, like, toothpaste?

[lunging]

[Oh gosh, take everything personally, why don't you?]

Because Midgard is quite...lacking in the area of science needed to travel between Realms. The Foster Theory is a step in the right direction, please be assured of that, but in the eons of mortal life, none have ever reached Asgard without the aid of the Valkyries or Sleipnir, and that is upon dying as a warrior in battle.

Aye, we do. Some of us are particular about our teeth, however.

[ohmythor]

[ Her eyebrows lift, slightly, when he mentions her theory. How did he find out about that?

Still. Her smile is crooked. ]

Thor believes me. I'm not sure why you don't. You know, I'm really looking forward suddenly to the look on your face when I prove you wrong.

[ ... particular. She just arches one brow and doesn't say anything to that. She imagines he's one of the particular ones. ]

[lunging]

[Has no one told her about Heimdall yet? She might find that creepier than nutmeg green guys.]

I'm not going to try to persuade you to give up, Fair Jane Foster.

I think the look on my face wouldn't matter, as Thor would probably have us kneeling if you ever managed it.

[ohmythor]

[ Oh, she knows about Heimdall. She knows about a lot of Norse mythology, now. What she finds "creepy" is a liiiiiittle selective, here.

But her smile grows more incredulous. ]

I didn't think you were. I guess I'm just surprised. Or ... maybe I shouldn't be. I think Thor probably waaay underestimated humans when he first got here, too. [ Her mouth quirks. ] Have a little faith. I'll be there before you know it.

[lunging]

[YOU DO NOT KNOW THE FEAR OF BIG BROTHER

UNTIL YOU MEET HEIMDALL

Seriously, it keeps him on his toes.]

And you will be welcomed warmly. I'm sure we shall feast most vigorously upon your arrival.

[ohmythor]

[ Her opinion would probably change if she met the guy. Some parts awe, some parts awesome, some parts holy shit I can feel his eyes on me from 50 miles away.

But Jane relents, a little, her smile going a bit softer. ]

Sounds like fun. [ A little wistful, suddenly. ] Makes me wish I was back home, working on it, instead of -- here.

[lunging]

[That would be Heimdall's scent, that summary right there.]

Perhaps here you can be reunited with Thor until you do return home. That is a great upside, is it not?

[ohmythor]

[ Eau du Heimdall: strike fear into the hearts of your enemies and make them feel awkward every time they take a shower for the rest of their lives.

Her mouth quirks, and she rubs a hand across the back of her neck, suddenly a little sheepish. ]

... yeah, it is. I mean -- I've seen him. [ Her smile broadens for a moment, warm, then flickers awkwardly. ] It's just -- different, I guess. Don't get me wrong, I was -- really happy to see him, but -- [ She looks around. ] ... I get the feeling it's sort of ... not really real, in this place.

[lunging]

[He quirks an eyebrow.]

How could it not be real? What makes it any less real, this place?

[ohmythor]

... maybe the fact that I'll forget everything that happened when I leave.

[lunging]

...aye, that is a pretty good reason to not believe in it, I'll grant you.

But what happens here is still real to you as you are now, so perhaps it is best to take it as such, hmm?