on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[ohmythor]

[ no no no no

no

that's

that's fine

RELIEVED THAT HE BELIEVES HER. ]

--right. Yeah. Uh. ... wow, okay, this is really awkward. I'm sorry Earth is so weird that someone decided to make a cologne based on your son.

[sonsomnia]

[Jane, you are a mess. Breathe.]

My dear girl, there is nothing awkward about it. I have watched Midgard since time began, scents based off of my son is not the strangest your people have come up with.

[ohmythor]

[ Can you blame her. But she relaxes, a little, and blows out a breath at his reassurance. ]

Right, right. I know. I guess I'm still coming to grips with the idea. That it's all real. I'm not sure -- how to act, sometimes. [ Her smile is crooked. ]

[sonsomnia]

[SQUINTS]

You should act as you are, not any differently.

[ohmythor]

[ ... that was kind. It makes her smile warm. ] I'll -- try. I can't make any promises! It's just strange, having gods around. But I'll definitely try.

[sonsomnia]

Why strange? We have always been here. Centuries ago, it was known throughout Midgard that we were existing beyond, and that we watched over all the Realms.

Just because you now know of us personally does not make any different.

[ohmythor]

... it's like ... stories come to life. To us, on modern day Earth, all of you are legends. Not real. Not to mention it was a specifically Germanic religion and didn't really spread to much of the rest of the world--

[ Cough. ]

I mean, obviously it was real. All of you are ... real. But ... [ A sudden laugh. ] I don't know how to describe this in a way that would make sense.

[sonsomnia]

[He listens to her rambling, thoughts she seems to be unable to string together in his presence. It's charming, really.]

You use too many words to say you don't know what words to use.