on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[ohmythor]

[ A flickering, uncertain smile crosses her face, and she takes a step closer. ]

I can't believe you know who I am. This is so weird.

[ Having -- read into Norse mythology, there are certainly things that don't make sense. Or rather, don't match up with what she's seen and learned. But here is Sleipnir, the greatest of all horses, and apparently Loki's son, who knew -- so she rolls with it. ]

It's -- it's nice to meet you too. [ Her smile widens. ]

[spiderhorse]

[He turned into a mare, how is that so hard for people to understand? He turned into a mare and eight legs came out not long after, and then he dumped/gave him to Odin and he is also the best Momdad ever but he really sucks.

Sleipnir loves him, okay. Forever and ever. He's the sheltered kid.

Girl, what are you doing? He is totally trotting right over to her and moving around her, flicking his tail. He is the best horse ever, no doubts about it.

Uncle Thor speaks highly of you. He says you are the smartest scientist on Midgard. He says you search for him even though the Bifrost is destroyed.]

[ohmythor]

[ Sleipnir, we really ought to talk about your momdad feelings.

Jane startles a little when he trots over and around. Jeez, he's huge. She laughs again, just ... very surprised and very out of her element and trying to roll with it. ]

... yeah, I do. [ She beams. ] I don't know about the smartest, but -- that's -- that's really sweet. [ Another laugh. ] I think I can do it. Asgardians aren't the only ones who can travel the universe.

[spiderhorse]

[NO DON'T TAKE MOMMY AWAY NOOOOOOOOOOO

There's something out of place here. What is it? Oh yes, the human is not petting Sleipnir in any way, shape, or form. That's not cool. She could at least kneel in shock or something, but no. She's just going to blah blah about science like she's not talking to a god horse prince of Asgard.

Mortals.

No, they're not. I can do it on my own, though, without the Bifrost, which is the reason Odin is my rider.]