on the mere existence of Avengers colognes.

[ohmythor]

"Smell like four of the Avengers"?

Really?

No, that's just... [ MAKES A FACE. A REALLY WEIRDED OUT SCRUNCHED UP KIND OF FACE. ]

I can't be the only one that thinks that's just kind of ... creepy. --no, I really don't want to know. Seriously, no!

[ seriously for real this is a thing thank you think geek for making all my dreams come true ]

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[hulkish]

[puts on his deadpan "I'm doing science" face.]

Theoretically, there could be smells that made me angry enough to transform.

Old socks might do it. [:|]

[ohmythor]

... or, uh -- flattened kitties? [ Cough. ]

[hulkish]

[:|:|] Those rumors were highly exaggerated. It was hardly a litter.

[ohmythor]

[ sdlkjhgfjbsdf nooooooooo don't laugh squished kittens aren't funny nooooo ]

Well. I -- feel much better knowing it was just, you know. A handful of kittens. That's not -- too bad.

[ ... cough. Again. ]

[hulkish]

No, the LA zoo... that was much worse.

[is he joking? ...maybe. he's determined to be as terrible as possible to make her laugh. there's a reason Tony and Bruce are friends.]

[ohmythor]

[ ... NOT SURE IF HORRIFIED OR LAUGHING. A noise escapes her, that maybe is the start of a laugh, but she clamps her hand over her mouth and just sort of stares at him. And then lifts her eyebrows.

Did he really destroy the LA zoo. Is that a thing. How seriously does she take this.

Why is she surrounded by trolls, you're all awful. ]

[hulkish]

[enjoying himself more than he has in a long time. NO REGRETS.] Most of the bigger predators escaped, but the smaller mammals...

[the look on her face breaks him. His face scrunches up in silent laughter.] I'm sorry. That was... that was mean.

I promise I haven't hurt any animals.

Lately.

[ohmythor]

[ Now she laughs, lowering her hand to reveal a grin. ]

No, it's okay. I kiiinda guessed you were just messing with me. Nice to see you can take the whole cologne thing in stride.