dear_mun | Nov. 13th, 2013

Nov. 13th, 2013

All right, mun. So you made this account just to play out your twisted little rendition of the bad future, and look forward to having me completely snap and go psycho when Stahl dies-wait, him? Since when did you...oh, right, you asked for your partner in crime's input and she suggested it. Well, I suppose I could do worse.

...oh, you simply wanted to test my voice overall. Well, I suppose if you intended to throw me into a meme or several, I wouldn't mind. Especially if a certain someone of either gender's there.

[good grief, lady, you share a headspace with the female version, isn't that enough?]

I heard that. And it is never enough. If you're going to play me in-character you should know there can never be enough Robin. Hehehehe...

ex_ingrain634

Pervert- No sadist! You're thinking of putting me where?

[Mun is considering sending this poor kid to Haven.]

You're worse than any of the villains I meet!

pure_as_snow

My wishes for the holidays? All I can ask for is that that everyone can be happy and free of pain, if just for a little while.

But if I must speak for myself... I would like to see my husband and daughter again. That would really be enough.

despairista

It's been so quiet around here lately...

I guess it's to be expected. The anime finished its run weeks ago, the English version of the game won't be released for another three months and no-one cares about the spinoff. Is this what they call "rats escaping from a sinking ship"? Or "the calm before the storm"?

Maybe I should think about applying to one of those "games" in the meantime, just to have something to do. It has to be better than this "endless void of dark and lonely silence" gig I have going on right now.

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

who_is

Well... I do cut a bloody fine figure in that new portrait, now, don't I?

deducible

Come full circle again, have we?

in_loveless_memory

Please, by all means, explain how "eventual manipulation by a dark lord," qualifies as a good time on my part?

...

Nothing?

Yeah, I thought so.

And don't compare Seimei to this Voldemort guy anymore, they aren't alike and you insisting on it won't change my mind about Seimei.

Current Mood: irate

p0sitivelysh0cking7

On the contrary; I think M will be impressed to find someone more impulsive than myself.

[ By impressed, he means horrified and outraged. Naturally. ]

kinesthesia

So this is how you cope with excess endgame feels?

[ laughing forever ]

Just go back to writing that thing you were writing.

coffee_drinker

Well, I can't say this is the worst place I've been to. There is plenty to explore, and many new opportunities to be had.

However. I'd like to bring up the fact that you have removed me from my crew. I dare say they are searching for me as we speak. And let me tell you, they won't be any more impressed than I.

forgoodnesssake

For what purpose am I awakened?

....

Ah.... I see.

Current Mood: awake

madefirst

[ his mouth quirks. ]

He's a little small to be me. .. He probably blends in better.

frigga

[ frigga has nothing to say. her mundane should know better than to think "playing" her will end well. she has a dead gaze but behind her one good eye the cogs are whirring; she doesn't need a gun or a car, just her fists would do this time. it doesn't matter what her mun's plans are. hers will stay the same. (besides, what else is she supposed to do with this skillset?) ]

losthere

[there's some coughing and Cloud emerges out of a fog of dust, eyes narrow as he bats it off his clothes.]

...

About time.

hormonalwerewolf

( Spoilers for the new episode )

vulcanite

Mundane.

As you're already aware, this is hardly your normal course of action. Why you're having me illuminate the point for the sake of compelling narrative is beyond me, and I must admit I sincerely doubt your ability to capture the underlying personality points necessary for an accurate representation. Your track record suggests that you're far more likely to both play and grasp a personality type closer to that of the Captain's.

Or perhaps Officer Scott. As you say, much of your value comes from comic relief.

As a science officer, I also feel the need to address that the basis for your name. Vulcanite a mineral found on Earth. I am not from Earth, and the root word is coincidence at best.

Beyond that which I've already mentioned, the amount of time you have for such things is limited. You spend most of it on keeping up with the responsibilities you already have, and the likelihood that this endeavor will amount to nothing is an approximate 96%.

Finally, I feel the need to inform you that I will not... say it. Your dogged determination to get me to use that word makes me all the more inclined to stifle it.

With all of this established, I see no-

I see no rational reason why you're continuing to try.

Being as I'm founded entirely on... rationality, the very notion is contradictory.

washitaway

( No really, spoilers. )

immortalrose

Riddle me this and riddle me that; what has blue hair, red eyes, and a very piss-poor deposition? Me, of course.

[ He all but glares daggers at his mun. This vampire-like monster is none too pleased about being dragged out from the outer reaches of this strange woman's mind yet again. The last time it happened, it ended quite badly for him. ]

Oh, I blame all of this foolishness on that blasted drama you're watching. "Dracula," he calls himself. Honestly, I cannot believe you're that eager to compare the two of us despite our obvious differences. That particular Lord of Shadow is more like a pauper than anything else, but I digress.

[ He dramatically rolls his eyes. ]

Now back on the subject of you returning me elsewhere than here.

recurring

( cut for vague spoilers )

chaptertwo

Yes, you were right and I was wrong. I'll admit that.

I've found somebody that I like very much and enjoy spending my time with. The way I feel about him is...well, I can't really explain it. But he means a lot to me. So I'm glad you brought me here, if only so I could meet him.

But after months of your trying to get me to do things, now you're going to tell me to not do things? That I don't understand.

He means a lot to me. And if anyone tries to hurt him, I'm going to stand up and protect him. Whatever that means. I didn't have the opportunity to protect my husband; I'm not going to lose my boyfriend, too.

Current Mood: aggravated

not_a_samurai

Yeah, well I don't feel like waxing sentimental with an idiot like you.

bisho

Oi, oi. You're being a little hasty, aren't you?

[Said with a knowing little smile, Teresa shakes her head at her mundane.]

Fine. Do what you want. [Not like she can stop it anyway.]

I don't care where, but it'd be nice to see Clare again.

memorycollection

Hello, Miss M! I think that's what you look like, anyway - you're not really a L'il M, but I think Madame M or Lady M is a bit too much...so I think Miss M is fair, somewhere in the middle! Just right~ ♪

Anyway, you shouldn't be so shy...I'll always be right here to help you out! And just think of the adventures that are waiting for us! It'll be like starting out in Kalos all over again! It would be great to see some of our old friends and travel with them, but there are so many new friends just waiting for us to meet them - it can be a bit scary sometimes, but as long as we're together we have nothing to worry about~ ♪

So how about it? Let's go make some new memories, Miss M - I can't wait to get started!

[OOC: Any Kalos protagonists tagging in can specify the nickname they want used in the comment subject and Shauna will use it accordingly!]

plusonesecond

[Anna just gives her mun a surprisingly sad look. Not common for the woman who makes a living being as tough as possible.]

I miss them, okay? I miss Dan. I know we only had that one thread together, but he was really nice to me, nicer than anyone's ever been. And I liked the idea of having some part of my life that was not fucked up.

Dan looked at me like I was normal. Nobody looks at me like that.

[She's not going to cry.]

I miss Paul too. I'm aware his mun's got RL stuff to deal with. But that doesn't mean I don't miss him, and his stupid sappy attempts to make me smile. Who the hell still brings a woman flowers anyway?

[A half-smile, shaking her head. Then a long pause, as the smile fades.]

I don't know what you want me to do.

Current Mood: lonely

corps

Before you make any commitments, I have something to say.

[ Folding his hands. Fingers laced. ]

I know that you will not lose track of my misdeeds, but the admiration you seem on the verge of displaying despite them is worrying. I should be the last person to inspire such feelings. What I do I do because I must, but most are right to despise me for it. Only those who remember that fact are capable of working closely with me.

flyers

Well sure, mun. I guess I miss you too. In a way.

But I don't miss that Facility. Look, I know you're going to do whatever it is you do and my feelings don't really make a difference in how it turns out, but just... don't send me anywhere, okay? I'm perfectly happy living my life the way it is now and I don't need complications getting in the way of that.

willwork4sugar

So where to now, chief?

soulsword

I am not a puppet you can play with whenever you choose, mun. I have important things to do that you cannot take me from. [Illyana pauses and for just a moment she looks slightly vulnerable.] I have to make them trust me again. I need time for that.

[The look of vulnerability fades quickly enough and her expression turns back into a scowl.]

Time that I refuse to waste in some game of your choosing. You saw what has become of others who have used me for their own means. I caution you to not make the same mistake. Leave me in my cell.

audlocks

Of course my songs kick butt. What else did you expect? Sheesh.

spiritjourneys

( Cut for "A New Spiritual Age" spoilers )

achoo

What's the big idea, anyway?! You don't see me plucking you from your world and throwing you into a virtual hellhole, do you? [ nevermind that she can't technically do that anyway ] You should just be thankful I can't actually see you to do you any real damage, okay! I'm really pissed off here!!

[ what do you mean why ]

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PLACE? It stinks! It's filthy!! Everything's a dumb, dull grey color and my roommates are gross! [ the very definition of UNCUTE...

a pause. ]

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY HOT GUYS THERE ARE, THAT DOESN'T MAKE THINGS ANY BETTER!!

[ indeed, it only makes her life more pain ]

theherofromjunes

...Why are we even having this argument?!

Seriously! The setting is right there. A big city! A real one! You know, like where I used to live before! How would that not be awesome?
I could go to the place with the pirates, too! Or outer space! Or, you know, the town where my friends live! Guess what those places don't have?
They don't have crazy sheep. They don't have miles of wasteland. And more importantly, they don't have a freaking great giant trying to put a magic tattoo of doom on me!

Seriously. Isn't that whole crossover PSL enough? Let me have some fun before that plot starts.

beunbroken

( I know you're still processing. )

reasonability

You're thinking too much. We have plenty of available people. It doesn't have to be my team to handle unleashed monsters on the streets of Greenwich.

And meanwhile, you need to focus.

Which is more difficult, me, or persuading someone that an unpublished, uncited Rhode Island ruling on contractual incapacity should be enough precedent?

...Good girl. Keep it up.

tightleash

You play one little game of Mercenaries 3D and suddenly you remember I exist. Hah! You expect me to be flattered? It doesn't work like that.

[No, he knows he's awesome. He certainly doesn't need his mun to remind him.]

Let's just get one thing straight, lady. I'm not some mutt you can call whenever you want. If you plan on doing something with me, make it matter. In case you didn't notice... [He starts twirling his knife around his index finger.] ...I don't do well when I'm forced to sit idly by.

guncharm

I thought this wasn't going to be a problem. You know, anymore. So why am I here?

You know what all of this is about. You've trapped me.

Again.

Well, you know what happens when you try to do that.

ridewith

Yes, I agree that you should find Shotaro as soon as possible. I have not been able to look up anything about this particular subject and the sooner that you do the sooner I can find out what these "games" really mean.

Does this place have something to do with these games, too? How interesting.

[ooc: Some voice testing. If you could avoid spoilars for all other rider series' besides W that would be awesome.]

inscrutableirony

If I had known that meeting my alt-bro would be like this I wouldn't have been so anxious to meet him.
Not that there's anything wrong with Sir Mix-a-Lot.
We both know he's a classic.
And Dave has a point in that we can both appreciate a fine ass.
But there's no need to rap about it.
There's a difference between being ironic and being tacky and he doesn't get it.

netherworldbeautyqueen

A dark, beautiful maiden awakens for the first time, her master beckoning to her from the darkness! Surely, a great adventure lies before her, people to meet and worlds to conquer!

But wait- it turns out her "master" is just some lazy goofball who can't be bothered to make use of her miraculous existence! What will our lady hero do when faced with the difficult choice of punching his stupid face or kicking his stupid ass?

Suddenly, The plot thickens with the surprise appearance of a mysterious third option- stabbing him in the groin!

On the next episode of Interdimensional Demon Girl Etna! Episode 27: Hey Asshole! Make me do Things or I'll Kill You!

Whose face will manage to remain un-punched?

papes

Hey. Lady.

It's about time you decided to start usin' me around here. A newsie's gotta sell his papes, okay? No more-a this leavin' me in your headspace. This place ain't no Santa Fe, but I'm pretty sure there's a lotta worse places out there. So, let's get a move on and do this thing already!

wright_idea

No, I'm not even shocked at this point at what you have in mind. I'm just disappointed it's so predictable. Geez, you really haven't changed at all in eight years, have you?

Also, I'm REALLY not the person you should be using to call out for people from the new game. I'm not even from the right ERA. It'll just confuse them.

bluebraver

Hold on just a minute here, mun! I get that you're excited to take me to a game and all, but maybe you should stop and consider what you're doing here!

To get into this game, I have to be dead! D-E-A-D, dead!

I'm too young to go! I still haven't even made it to the top of the charts as a guitarist yet, so I can't die! I have to achieve my dream first... Don't crush my dreams, dream-crusher!

[But Saya, they have a kendo club!]

...I know I love kendo, but I don't love it that much!

incrediblebanner

I'm not the embarrassing teacher who butts in to deliver unasked-for sex ed. I just get concerned when I see someone asking a question that implies they think virginity can grow back.

[~~She totally is that embarrassing~~]

cites

Tears in space and time and a whole city of horrors? [Slowly, a smile that's all too excited makes its way onto her face. This just says adventure.]

Sounds right up my alley.

no_armistice

If you want to put me in another place, the logical choice would be to take me before I've been shot.

You can't guarantee that I would receive appropriate medical attention when I arrived. Letting your character die immediately would defeat the point of playing, wouldn't it?

diana_abel

Dearest, darlingest, munsy,

Sigh...

You know, pookie. You're on vay-kay. You're supposed to stop thinking about me. You're not supposed to compulsively buy a bunch of crapola because it looks like stuff I would wear.

Dude, you haven't LARPed me in years. And you're not gonna again.

Peace and love,

Diana "so not the Cainite messiah" Abel

papillonmagique

This is getting ridiculous, I do not have a thing for demons! [Wow she's really annoyed about this.]

I could understand it being a joke, but it is getting absolutely stupid now. Especially since you made me lose my first kiss to a demon in that damn tower! I know you said that I am an 'unangel-like' angel, but this is going a bit too far now!

And yes, that's it, laugh it up at how you ship me with another demon now. After barely even one damn thread with them... Ugh, I do not know why I even bother... [Grumble, grumble, huff to herself.]

arcanima

[There's a very intimidating, freakishly tall humanoid, attired in a cowl, with a tattooed face and pointed ears. And he's staring. Mumbling dear words, from a dear master.]

A blade born of light, and a blade forged of might.
Alas, man may entrust his fate unto but one.

[His voice turns stern.]

Refuse to choose thy path, refuse to suffer for thy craft, and thou art doomed to wander betwixt light and dark in your reveries for all eternity - not one, nor another. Dawn draweth nigh, dear lady, and thoust must cast away the shadow of apathy which defile and cloud thee to face challenge anew. Perpend thy heart to forge light - as others of thine acquaintance has't overwrought all sufferings, so you shall as well.

[Aaaaand yep, full blown Urianger!rant.]

Make a weapon of thy spirit! For the attentions of both gods and men wane waiting for thine indecision! This is the struggle of existence! And it is demanding, entrancing, mesmerizing, beautiful! Can'st thou not see it?

shoulda_toined

Listen, lady, I ain't gonna lie, me bein' numbah one on yer short list fer consideration ta wherevah yah wanna take me is mighty flatterin', but are you sure you're up for it?

You ain't exactly right in da head right now--and I don't mean in da "looney tuney" way, neidah. Sure, we'll have a blast as always, but at what cost?

Worry about gettin' bettah foist. Den we can discuss where ya want me ta take a wrong toin at Alby-koi-ky next.

((OOC: Mun is too unhealthy to do srs arpee, come play in this thread plz?))

flapperorslapper

Oi! You! Yes you with the glasses! What do you think you're doing?

Haven't even finished watching the series yet, have you?

Sod off, I don't care if you can promise me a Spaceman. Sod. Off.

beneathbluerafters

So, one small fanart was all that it took to rekindle your interest in me, hm? It's been quite some time.

As intriguing as your renewed attention is, Lady Mundane (and might I add that your title hardly inspires confidence), Teekl and I have worlds to explore, and no time to waste on more of your frivolous detours and distractions. If we're to even begin discussing a mutually beneficial arrangement, then I shall first require the rest of my... 'icons', I believe they're called, and a bag of those marshmallow candies shaped like waterfowl. If the candies are stale, shriveled leftovers from All Hallows Eve, then I shall be very displeased. Also, I believe that you'll find typing to be much more difficult with flippers for hands.

woocas

And you say I'm a dork, mun. Just look at you getting all excited over this journal name and everything! It's not like I don't have a journal already. With art, even! I look pretty damn good, so why use the icons of this dork?

[Because shut up, that's why. The nickname is adorable, Lucas.]

If you say so. Still feels weird, though. This guy is pretty close to how I look but I'm missing my cowlick.

Anyways, between this and my one year anniversary in

thewake you're pretty damn excited. Me too! I can't believe it's been that long already!

fortuneleap

This is no business of mine.

Your mission is far from over, mine is not the only story you must live. Get going.

There's no time for this... You must carry out your duties before bothering someone like you are me.

[There's a pause.]

I sounded a bit too alike to Malik for a moment... didn't I...?

kiche

I don't mind watching from a distance, but I would like to experience Earth a bit more. Let me go see the plants and animals of the planet I never got to truly visit.

I want to live among the humans for awhile. And experience KK as they do.

suicideblonde

( Read more... )

knavishly

And so you join the legions of reactions this story has inspired. I applaud you your originality. Yet, since my last appearance you have put me on a shelf, left me to fester in your mind as a forgotten triviality. As though I were a pet to be brought out when convenient to show off; here when you need me, there when you tire. And you tire so easily.

To say I am content with our arrangement would be a lie. You have stripped me of the choice in the matter, and thus am left to rot.

I think we have issues.

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