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[knavishly]

And so you join the legions of reactions this story has inspired. I applaud you your originality. Yet, since my last appearance you have put me on a shelf, left me to fester in your mind as a forgotten triviality. As though I were a pet to be brought out when convenient to show off; here when you need me, there when you tire. And you tire so easily.

To say I am content with our arrangement would be a lie. You have stripped me of the choice in the matter, and thus am left to rot.