On the Next Episode-

[netherworldbeautyqueen]

A dark, beautiful maiden awakens for the first time, her master beckoning to her from the darkness! Surely, a great adventure lies before her, people to meet and worlds to conquer!

But wait- it turns out her "master" is just some lazy goofball who can't be bothered to make use of her miraculous existence! What will our lady hero do when faced with the difficult choice of punching his stupid face or kicking his stupid ass?

Suddenly, The plot thickens with the surprise appearance of a mysterious third option- stabbing him in the groin!

On the next episode of Interdimensional Demon Girl Etna! Episode 27: Hey Asshole! Make me do Things or I'll Kill You!

Whose face will manage to remain un-punched?

Comments

[much_rejoicing]

Hmm, getting stabbed in the groin doesn't sound like my idea of a fun time.

/INVADES PREDICTABLY

[chatterboxing]

Newsflash, Bard: it ain't anyone's idea of a fun time.

[Litania pauses for a moment, which...is a bit uncharacteristic of her, really.]

'cept hers, maybe.

Re: /INVADES PREDICTABLY

[netherworldbeautyqueen]

Sounds to me like someone's never stabbed a dude in the crotch before.

[much_rejoicing]

There are some lines that you just don't cross... [The thought actually makes him cringe a little.]