dear_mun | Nov. 12th, 2013

Nov. 12th, 2013

Miss Mundane,

I'm glad that you're interested in me, but was this really necessary? Aren't happy enough with the "normal me"? Honestly, I don't know where your head is sometimes and I honestly don't really want to know....

Just don't expect me to wear these frilly dresses that you have in mind. That pink one was too girly for my tastes, even for me.

Also, no.... I will not learn how to dance properly because I'm a "proper young lady" who needs to know these things. I get it... I need to know how to dance for social events. I would much rather be a "wall flower", as you put it. Dancing is too troublesome.

ventusaerius

Can we not?

I am not entirely sure what brought about this sense of yearning from you, but stop. More importantly, regarding that Maverick? Don't. Especially for that game. Or any game for that matter. Letting such a Reploid like that run amok would be no favour to anyone, least of all yourself.

[but Haaaaaaarpyyyyyyyy, he's such an interesting character and don't you miss anyone?]

... No. To both.

[sigh] Get some sleep. We'll continue this discussion when you're coherent.

pikappa

[There is a masked duck who may or may not be Donald currently trying to console his mun ~~with little success~~]

Yeah it... it's not the ideal way for the series to end, but look on the bright side! Now you've got two whole other series full of magnificent, wonderful Paperinik glory to look forward to!

... Well, no, I don't think Xadhoom's in them either... [He looks away, sad for a moment.] But, hey, One is there! I know how much you like him! And Lyla, she's great. And most importantly, I'm in them.

But, while I've got your attention, [clears throat] if you'd gotten out your laptop just now when you were making this account, you could've made much better icons a lot faster than you made these. Sheesh, and my uncle calls ME lazy. Not that I don't understand wanting time away from your computer, because trust me, if anyone does, it's me. Actually, maybe we should ask One to make us some icons.

[Donald pauses, thinking that one over.]

Aaaaaactually, on second thought, he'd probably just pick the most embarrassing photographs of me he could take. Let's stick to making them by hand for now.

Don't flatter yourself.

You have an agenda. So do I.

incendii

You know this was a mistake, mundane. I was kind of enjoying my vacation.

...And I can tell that it's gotten noisier in here. How troublesome, I liked the peace you had before. You could actually hear yourself think.

You know, this is merely a suggestion, but maybe you ought to rework on my information post. It might get us more activity. Then again, you have an amazing track record of not listening to your muses when they know more than you. So, I might as well be wasting my breath at this point.

Hn...

Either do something with me or let me go. I assure you my previous accommodations were more than acceptable.

comeshonesty

You're joking. A UV lamp and manacles.

[ not every death can be a primordial entity, death. 8'( though seriously, everything going on in your own canon, and this is what brings you back out?? ]

Oh please. It's often the very same thing with the Winchesters. I'm not missing much.

seekevolution

I can not help but think I'd have been better off by dying. Amal is certainly doing his best to keep me from bleeding out, but to what end?

Once again, you are holding me back. I feel as if I am going to fail everyone now.

nodataavailable

While the desire to return to the crew of The Normandy is understandable, this unit is anatomically ill equipped to take part in the designated activities mandated by the city's government.

Querying possible upgrades: No data available.

Unprecedented.

earlylight

Miss Mun don't frown! You have a plan and you know it will work out somehow. Until you have some real answers, try not to think about it. I know it can be frustrating!

[She pauses and considers her Mun's options.]

Oh I know! Why don't you go outside and get rid of those acorns? They just make your pets sick and you know they can't stop eating them.

I wonder if it's like chocolate to them? Or caramel? It's hard to imagine. I bet acorns taste bitter!

nookie

Don't call me badass.

Actually let's not talk about anything, thanks.

falsedebt

Great. You wake me up so you can coo over me some more. Save it. I ain't much for charity jobs, and this is that written large. Let me get back to sleep, will you?

dimeliora

So you're doing this whole... sick thing, because you think that me forgetting that mortal bodies are useless pieces of shit has the potential to be... funny.

Okay then. Oh, nothing needs to be said on my account there, I'm just clarifying.

And after finally getting your tags under control? Posting into new things and plotting new posts, yeah, that's exactly what you need to be doing.

Sure would be a dick move if I went silent right now, wouldn't it?

bittywife

You promised you weren't going to bring me here until you were all caught up, Mun-sama. You even said you weren't going to make an account until then but now you have two and made a bunch of icons too.

Now you're thinking about sending me to one of those games without Okasan or Otosan. Only Shinichi is there and he's by himself! I can't leave him alone! [Still, mom and dad might be mad if she leaves without telling them again. Hm, dilemma.] I know! I'll go to take care of him until we can go home. Shinichi will figure out how to leave that place and I can meet Holmes-sama that he always talks about.

And you should send that older version of me somewhere. So find a game for her while you work on my application.

ignitible

It's sure been a while, hey? Oh, about nearly two years at my guess. Nooot that I'm counting or anything, a guy gets bored after sitting around for so long.

Yeah, yeah. I know. You needed a break and all. But you gotta admit you missed me, even if you've been paying that grumpy orange-haired Sora lookalike more attention than me these past few months. I'll forgive you this time.

Just get a move on, will ya? I know you've been working on that app.

godelsolution

We do not need 'Metal piggy-backing over from Connor's world', so you just stop right there. And stop watching Skynet Research videos and plotting. They give me the creeps, and so does half of your thought process. It's bad enough that eye-bot thing is here.

How about your focus on some kind of happy-storyline. Wouldn't that be a twist?

loveidea

... No.

[The mundane is debating bringing him out again, which never means anything good.]

It won't be good for the either of us, so you might as well not. Need I remind you of the fiasco that happened last time?

[Come on grumpy bat, stop that.]

That nickname does not amuse me, I hope you know that.

[Seriously, aren't you supposed to be pleasant to ladies?]

Even though you are a woman, mundane, I am still going to voice my opinion when I have one. You charm no one by being a pushover.

[Right, you're being soooo charming.]

combat_ready

Hello there! It's nice to meet you.

Where are we? Who is Pinocchio?

cupio

Can you stop? The more you worry about it, the more I have to acknowledge it and I don't want to. I miss Simon, I miss Jace, I miss my mom and Luke and I miss Izzy and Alec. Even Magnus. I think being alone is so much more important than you being weird about liking one place over the other.

Just be glad I'm still around and shut up already. Wow.

fieryredheels

Really, after reading just that...? Saying that you want to send me somewhere after all this time, you're more irresponsible than I thought. [ s n i f f ]

I shouldn't have to tell you what you should be working on! Anyway, since you've read it again, you should know that you're acting just like Usagi and Minako. And we both know how their grades usually are.

Do you understand? Take things seriously so you don't regret them in the future!

onteamdyson

Did you freakin' SEE me? I was all badass and sexy and totally awesome! I mean... obvi I'm those things all the time, but that entire episode I was all those things amped up to eleven! Holy crap. I was the star! I wasn't just the sidekick, I freakin' kicked ass, no sides necessary. Could have done without monsieur badtouch, but I can SO handle that. Seriously, the only downside was--

... I miss her so damn much.

Okay, enough with the tear-jerking, heart-stabbing theatrics. Can we get back to hanging out with all my dorks? Get on that!

- K

one_eyed_brother

Ah shell mun, don't start getting all sniffly and weepy on me. If ya got time to do that work on my app.

I'm serious here, okay? Yeah I get it... you don't gotta tell me twice that I got family there, an... I ain't gonna lie, that'll get my heart pretty good when I get there. But first I gotta get there, an that means I need you to help me out. Get my app done so that these things can happen, not just you muns chatting about it like a bunch'a bird clucking around a slice a bread.

So, ya got a bit a time left for ya tonight, ya gonna work on the app, or sit around weepin?

hardlyparadisiacal

It's not that I am opposed to you being my 'mundane'. [Even if the word does feel kind of silly to him.]

It's just that if I understood what it implies properly, you should be reading more of my appearances instead of letting me out already.

tobealone

I think that's quite enough for one day, thank you. If you want to start again, you'll have to wait.

craterface

Hey there! Uh, "mun", was it? Nice to meet you, and I guess it's exciting that you're taking me for a spin-

[Except not really because oh god no, what is this sudden attention on her?]

-but, I think you should reconsider where you're planning to send me! I mean, the game looks nice, and it doesn't seem too bad, and I bet the weapons some of them get back are pretty cool, it's just...meeting new people and not having my friends there? You know I can't handle that! And I have to live with new faces too?! What if I mess up and they kick me out, what if I end up living with a mean family, what if I get a villain as a parent, or worse- !!

...you're not going to change your mind, are you?

[And she heaves out a long, dejected groan.]

dinesandblasts

So, before you go and look at improving on your other OCs, how about maybe focusing on fixing up those of us who have been here since, oh I don't know...2012? Seriously. I don't mind the wait -- there's enough food and video games up here to last me a while -- but it's...about two months until 2014?

Here's what we're going to do: you are going to work on finishing my history. Then, you're going to finish my personality section. After those two are completed...then you can go and work on everyone else. And iconning. You have all that material of my PB from like, last year.

You have a horrible procrastination problem, y'know?

gwenhwyfar

Samhain wasn't enough to acknowledge me and yet you remembered me just now? Am I supposed to be flattered?

so_deliteful

Um, Miss Mundane...?

...Can you even hear me? Hello?

...

Pleeeeease! Don't just ignore meeeeee!

Oh. ...Hello. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt it was just that...

Ah! Please just hear me out--! I mean, of course I appreciate your enthusiasm at wanting to see Mask☆DeMasque dancingly descend upon the unsuspecting masses of this place, but I do so hate to be away from my Dessie. Pleeeeease don't take me away from her! I'll do anything!

wakey_wakey

[Muse is casually chewing tobacco at the door of his RV.]

...Yep. This is probably your worst idea yet.

bardicheballet

Are you sure you want to go through with this? It seems like you've got enough trouble on your hands as it is without throwing me into this mess. I don't appreciate being dragged way from the temple, either. Some of us have duties to attend to, you know.

[A sigh.]

Look, at least try to keep things relatively clean while I'm here. I've seen what you've been getting up to lately, and I don't want any part in it. And speaking of clean, would it kill you to sweep up the absolute trainwreck you've got up here? Honestly, I don't know how you could manage a thought with all this clutter.

evilhandissues

...The solution is. "Don't start watching movies about ghosts at ten o'clock at night."

No. I don't deal with ghosts.

I honestly think that if the slayer, her compatriots, and my...colleagues were to encounter anything from what you'd call "modern horror" they'd have a serious problem.

captain_cleavage

[Malikah has spent much of her meta-life weirding out her "friends" with her genderbent existence, but this time she's the one headtilting at some chromosome-switching shenanigans.]

...Asbel makes a far better lady than I thought he would. [She's a little unsure about Hubert, but that's mainly because she can't reconcile that dress with his own standards of modesty.] Not much difference for his Highness, though, is there?

[She means it as a compliment, of course.]

ex_starks385

Hey, by the way, I know what you're thinking. And for the record, uh — no? Bad call there, fun size.

itswindy

Woooow, you're on a roll, huh? Making these account thinga-ma-giggers for all three of us? Too bad we can't go anywhere together. That's like a rule or something, right? At least I can harass them in that...what's it called, [Air quotes] "headspace".

[Windy loudly clasps his hands together with a grin as he finally takes a breath and shuts up for 1.2 seconds.]

I'm excited! Do something with me! This place is pretty rad. I like all the different people there are to talk to. Send me somewhere with cool people. Oh yeah and that reminds me -- wherever you throw me, make sure the weather forecast is...

[Needlessly dramatic pause.]

...Windy. [WINK, WINK, OH HE'S SO CLEVER and stupidly proud of that pun despite having used it five billion times in all his 17 years of being alive.]

savioress

( specifically news about a certain someone. )

whitewinged

Hey uh...

Since when was it your turn to decide what we're doing? Last I checked, I was the one in charge, and I say we're not going anywhere.

What's the big deal about this 'game' anyway?

I think we have issues.

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