on being sent to havenrpg

[achoo]

What's the big idea, anyway?! You don't see me plucking you from your world and throwing you into a virtual hellhole, do you? [ nevermind that she can't technically do that anyway ] You should just be thankful I can't actually see you to do you any real damage, okay! I'm really pissed off here!!

[ what do you mean why ]

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PLACE? It stinks! It's filthy!! Everything's a dumb, dull grey color and my roommates are gross! [ the very definition of UNCUTE...

a pause. ]

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY HOT GUYS THERE ARE, THAT DOESN'T MAKE THINGS ANY BETTER!!

[ indeed, it only makes her life more pain ]

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one of the not-hot, possible future roommates appears

[wakey_wakey]

[...]

If it makes you that angry, I'll take out the trash.

[Women; yeesh.]

Not that I'm stuck there, yet, but if I do. Don't look too bad to me.

[Have the indifferent shrug of a redneck bouncer and former international assassin.]

ooh, fresh blood 8)

[achoo]

[ wait did he just offer to do something for her for no reason? without asking for anything in return?

ALRIGHT, BUDDY, SHE'S WATCHING YOU... ]

I'm not even surprised you wouldn't find it too bad. You're a boy. [ you're as gross as the rest of them ]

delicious. >]

[wakey_wakey]

[ What he gets in return is the silence of her not bitching.

Totally worth it, since apparently killing people is pointless.
Sad day.]

Well yeah. But you're a... [ With the outfit, he can't decide between stripper or specialty-catering prostitute.
Because the idea that she might be a real nurse or something didn't even occur to him.

Since when were people dressed like nurses actually nurses? ]

Girl. Pretty sure you'd find something to complain about even if you were in a five-star hotel.

:9

[achoo]

[ jfamlkujal;kd;alsjdaslkdaj THAT'S JUST ALL KINDS OF RUDE be thankful riruka can't hear a damn thing in these brackets ]

Eh?! What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Are you calling me high maintenance!!?

[wakey_wakey]

[This being exactly why Budd is a man of carefully selected words.]

...You called me gross. Just playin' fair, darlin'.

[achoo]

Yeah, but who cares what you are!

[dirtyboots]

Have I ever told you, you're way too loud?

[in other words, dear Riruka, shut up.]

omg a jackie ;3;/

[achoo]

You say that like I would care what you think!

[ don't mind her tsun, jackie, she misses you... where did you go... ;n;/ ]

herro! /wave

[dirtyboots]

Tch.

[yeah, dismissing you, girl, and she could ask the same question. their little group just kind of died along with its leadership.]

Suck it up, princess. Living in a little dirt and grime will be good for you.

such a rare sight..!

[achoo]

[ you can't say you expected anything different, jackie... ]

Don't confuse me for you, Jackie. God knows you'd probably thrive there!

[revive]

Aah-... Riruka-chan! I'm sure if you put your mind to it and look at things from a different angle, it wouldn't be that bad.

Think of all the friends you could make at this new home of yours. You seemed really lonely the last time we've met.

[ didn't you jump off a building or something??? ]

1/2

[achoo]

[ KJASKLDJA IX-NAY ON THE ONLEY-LAY!! ]

[achoo]

Oi! Don't just go around making assumptions about people!! Only an idiot would think I was lonely then!

[revive]

[ Well then...! Just call her Miss Inoue Idiot Orihime Stupid Pants! ]

But I wasn't making assumptions!? Kurosaki-kun noticed it as well!

[ 'Guess that would make him an idiot too, huh. Face it girl, the gig is up! ]

[achoo]

[ at the mention of ichigo, riruka has to take a moment to take care with her next words.

oddly enough, it seemed as if a bit of the fire in her anger had died down. ]

Tch. That guy can't even see things right in front of his nose.

1/2

[revive]

Riruka-chan!

[revive]

... Are you suggesting that Kurosaki-kun has a big nose!?

1/2

[achoo]

[ dear god ]

[achoo]

WHY THE HELL WOULD I BRING UP HIS NOSE?!

im laughing at you

[repelling]

hark! a vagrant!

[achoo]

hdu a vagrant i am not!

[repelling]

i call 'em like i see 'em!

[achoo]

clearly you need glasses

[repelling]

PLS, GLASSES ARE *SO* UNCOOL.

[achoo]