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Voicest test to ever voice.
Mundane.
As you're already aware, this is hardly your normal course of action. Why you're having me illuminate the point for the sake of compelling narrative is beyond me, and I must admit I sincerely doubt your ability to capture the underlying personality points necessary for an accurate representation. Your track record suggests that you're far more likely to both play and grasp a personality type closer to that of the Captain's.
Or perhaps Officer Scott. As you say, much of your value comes from comic relief.
As a science officer, I also feel the need to address that the basis for your name. Vulcanite a mineral found on Earth. I am not from Earth, and the root word is coincidence at best.
Beyond that which I've already mentioned, the amount of time you have for such things is limited. You spend most of it on keeping up with the responsibilities you already have, and the likelihood that this endeavor will amount to nothing is an approximate 96%.
Finally, I feel the need to inform you that I will not... say it. Your dogged determination to get me to use that word makes me all the more inclined to stifle it.
With all of this established, I see no-
I see no rational reason why you're continuing to try.
Being as I'm founded entirely on... rationality, the very notion is contradictory.
As you're already aware, this is hardly your normal course of action. Why you're having me illuminate the point for the sake of compelling narrative is beyond me, and I must admit I sincerely doubt your ability to capture the underlying personality points necessary for an accurate representation. Your track record suggests that you're far more likely to both play and grasp a personality type closer to that of the Captain's.
Or perhaps Officer Scott. As you say, much of your value comes from comic relief.
As a science officer, I also feel the need to address that the basis for your name. Vulcanite a mineral found on Earth. I am not from Earth, and the root word is coincidence at best.
Beyond that which I've already mentioned, the amount of time you have for such things is limited. You spend most of it on keeping up with the responsibilities you already have, and the likelihood that this endeavor will amount to nothing is an approximate 96%.
Finally, I feel the need to inform you that I will not... say it. Your dogged determination to get me to use that word makes me all the more inclined to stifle it.
With all of this established, I see no-
I see no rational reason why you're continuing to try.
Being as I'm founded entirely on... rationality, the very notion is contradictory.

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You're not going to find much rationality around here, Spock.
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[There isn't a lot of enthusiasm in that rather polite, curt greeting. That doesn't mean he isn't happy to see you.]
You would think I would more used to it by now, given the general magnitude of your presence. Evidently that isn't the case. At any rate, I'm not sure why you find this amusing. This... control... it seems like the type of thing you would protest quite vocally.
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Evidently not, no.
Thankfully my mun's not the worst around here, she hasn't sent me anywhere awful. Yet. And come on Spock it's not all bad around here. It's full of adventure and new places and things to explore. I thought you'd be all up for that.
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The possibilities are limited only by her ingenuity and exceedingly poor motivation. So no, I'm afraid I'm not "all up for that".
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