dear_mun | Aug. 10th, 2013

Aug. 10th, 2013

Yeah, no shit. I know we're almost there in canon and I'm excited to see Joel, it's just... lot of other stuff happens too, you know?

[She shakes her head, as if shaking it off.] No, I'm not thinking it's not worth it. I'm just... [Deep breath.] I'm just gettin' prepared.

hairnerves

This kind of thing... I can't believe you!

{...}

You... of course you're mad about Mink's route. But why pick on ME? *It's not his fault that the script writers went that way!*

{...}

This "thread" better get you what you're looking for. Not that it makes it any better! Just by doing this, you're messing with the other Koujakus and their muns!

Since you really want to do this, you'd better make it up to them! And don't make it my canon!

{...}

What do you mean "we'll see"?!?!

still_doll_janice

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Dearest mun,

I am uncertain as to w-whether or not I should thank you for bringing me o-over here or not. On one hand, my curiosity to meet others from Candle Cove is wild, b-but on the other...I'm nervous about socializing. I-I know you mean well and you're curious too, but goodness gracious, womanchild... Do you have any idea what the word 'patience' means...? And I swear...If I see the Skin Taker...[She clenches her teeth] It shan't be a pretty sight, I'm sure. [Janice sighs] Please do forgive my rudeness. I'm just not in the most pleasant of moods right now...I believe Papa's calling me down for tea now. Perhaps that'll raise my spirits a bit.

Tout mon amour (et la colère),

Janice

Current Mood: frustrated

dead_on_the_inside

You're thinking of sending me where?

Of all the places you could send me to, that's the one that sticks out the best?

oversight

[Huff, huff. This is not his venue, but if a guy's got something to say, he's going to find a way to say it. Especially this guy.]

Not feelin' real interested in providin' a pep talk right now, but I'm seein' something's gotta give here. Know this isn't optimal, but you gotta give 'em all some credit. An' let me give 'em credit, too.

They go, an' they're gonna be fine. Saw 'em all in the fray, know they're capable, so what's the problem?

[It's the same problem as always, isn't it? Nobody likes to say goodbye.]

Did like havin' a family close, though. Gonna miss that.

minds

Well. Look at you.

rdaneel

Friend Mun, I must protest you referring to me as the "Proto-Data."

For all that he is a humaniform robot, he is not completely human in appearance, and thus we are not at all the same superficially. I also do not strive to be human, as he does. I am simply R. Daneel Olivaw, nothing more.

Please, Friend Mun, reread the novels I appear in, to get a better grasp on my voice. It is not enough to skip contractions and make me emotionless. I still possess a sense of urgency, and a desire to see justice done. My positronic pathways feel more secure when I am played properly.

bodt

It's nice that you're enthusiastic but, maybe you should calm down a little?

I know it's not exactly my place to say this but... lately your work has been pretty lax, no? You should think about what's important, and give each of those things the attention they deserve.

I understand if you decide to throw caution to the wind, though! Having fun is important, too. And as for that place... I'm already dead, so I'd fit right in, wouldn't I?

new_order

( (SPOILERS IN POST AND COMMENTS) Every ending is a new beginning. )

silver_deceit

Is that it then? Am I to be reduced to just another body in a parade of them?

No. Allow me to make this clear to you, Mundane-- I am no toy to be picked up and discarded as a result of your fickle whims. I am not here to pander to your fancies, nor am I willing to play at complacence. I am not a dog to command! I will not come simply because you call and I will not be brought to heel beneath your palm any more than I would for Odin or Thor.

I am to be respected. Better still, I am to be feared.

Whatever it was you were hoping to accomplish can be erased from your mind as I'll be taking no part in it. So we're clear? This is all I intend to say on the matter. It is a kindness to you that I've said anything at all. Norns help you if you fail to heed what you've been told.

pronounced

So much for waiting - you're really impatient you know. You barely understand anything and yet there you go. Don't go dragging people down into things they don't understand. [ too late for that..... ]

You don't even have a set place in mind. You're so aimless.

interitum

Well, you're certainly bound and determined to test the limits of what one can bear, aren't you .. ?

[A wry sort of half-smile, lips softened at the edges.]

Even the strongest of pillars will crack, eventually, and I've accepted that -- just as I have a great number of inevitable outcomes, both within this prison and the empty reaches of space. But it will be a while yet before my Fate is sealed. My ability to draw breath should have been indicative of that from the very start.

You make light of my future, and yet I've reconciled with these things long ago.

Regardless, I would appreciate at least a little reprieve from all this ... Chaos. There is only so much responsibility a man can take upon himself in a lifetime, and I believe this one has incurred enough faults to account for several of them.

[Not to mention some ridiculous idiosyncrasies, thanks in no small part to certain living arrangements. . . But what is it the younger generation says these days? Oh, right. YOLO]

spiritua

[ why would you pick her from this canon point

colette looks crestfallen now that she can't properly speak, and her fingers flutter over her throat as she tries to get something---anything---out. ]

...

[ then she's struck with an idea that leaves her beaming, and she reaches out to take hold of a hand to "write" on. ]

... !!

[ but whoops, instead she trips because that's just what dojikkos do in their natural habitat. with a sharp intake of breath and the flailing of arms, colette falls flat on her face, leaving a very clear indentation of her body profile in the ground as dust poofs about. ]

murdermongrel

[BOOM. The star of NBC's Hannibal, ladies and gentlemen, make no mistake about it. Hannibal? Please. Small fries (of the potato variety). Will? Dumbshit. Abigail? Guess again!

Except Beverly. She can co-star. Bev is cool.]

You know, the whole show would be over super quick if they'd let us talk. What do you mean, dogs can't talk? We sure can! We can talk and go to heaven, cats can dance, and bears shit in the woods. It's true, I've seen them.

I mean, come on, it would all be over so quick! Just sit me and my fellas down and be all, "Now, Winston, did you see Will make those fishing lures all morbid and gross? Be honest." And we're all, "Hell no! That was all Hannibal! Will's amazing, you should let him out right now." And then they're all, "Holy shit, a talking dog! Talking dogs!"

...okay now I guess I can see why that would probably be a bad move.

But hey! Here you can do whatever you want with me, right? You can make me human! People believe humans. And then I'd have thumbs. You know what I could do with thumbs? Anything I wanted to. I could flush the toilet without falling in, I could get the food out of the bag without making a mess, I could even bathe myself! I could bathe Will! He's bathed me, like, a bazillion times.

I want thumbs. I mean, I want to have thumbs. I already had thumbs because of Hannibal! It's almost like his name gives away who the bad guy is!

I should be in the FBI, too. After I get thumbs.

pompous_today

It was better for both of us this way. That place was killing her and... I couldn't do anything to protect her. Not much of anything, anyway. And that was killing me.

It's much better for her if she stays home. Away from danger. If she never comes to Paradisa, well... it would not be the most ideal circumstance for me, but then again, it's selfish to wish she shows up in the first place. I want her here, but she's better off back home with me, and neither of us being aware of other worlds in the first place.

Snap out of it, mun. There are still plenty of things we can do together.

feathershedding

You can shut up about that grey wig anytime now.

Dancing with Ueno-sensei is an honour and a privilege. Don't focus so much on unimportant things, okay? Thanks.

jimmied

It's not set to open until next spring, and you're already willing to chuck everything out the window for this game? Talk about dedication. [ a beat, and then, he lets out a crooked little smile. ] Or I guess you just like the fact that you get to chuck me into dangerous situations. I see how it is. I'm just not sure how contacting an unknown virus going to be exciting for anyone involved.

But you're right, I'd never chuck it in. You can count on that at least.

Just don't let me upchuck all over the corridors. Trust me, that's not fun.

[ ooc: this post was a dare, dedicated to

chansen. advanced happy birthday, chuck. )

gothic_temptress

I see. You left me for dead yet now you come crawling back demanding my attention? That is adorable, but rather sad. We both have better things to do then run around yet another barren wasteland yelling at another set of false gods to send me home or else, so why don't you leave me to my husband and child and go play with someone else for a change.

Of course, the alternative would consist mostly of my sucking your life force dry and laughing as you lay limp and dying. While this maybe fun for me, I highly doubt it would be much so for you.

brbomnomsouls

Guess that's it. We're done. Nice to see you remembered me enough to break me out for one last hurrah.

Kinda cool being the "Last". S'like I'm an endangered species or somethin'.

ex_malfunctioning745

I dunno what the big confusion here is, mun. That's your name, right? Mun? And I thought Ralph sounded funny...

Back to the point! You're sittin' here telling me you don't know what to do with me, right? All at a loss and debating all these weird, kinda scary, and a little twisted things. But how about, oh I dunnoooooo... Racing?

Yeah! Racing! That's a genius idea! Why didn't we think of it sooner? Nice big open track, me and my own cart, you know - all that stuff I was about to be doing before you took me out of Sugar Rush.

I mean, kudos to you for the whole fixing the system and getting a glitch outta their game and all. That takes some talent. But if you're just gonna have me sit around collecting dust up here in this stupid head space thing? I'm out. Sign me up for another game. I need to embrace my destiny behind the smooth wheel of a well built candy car, thanks.

gerudo_prince

So that is what you have decided? I'll admit, I have no trouble adhering to those tenets, considering the views I had on Hylia herself. It is very logical to me, at least. However, if you believe this gives you power over me, let me dispel that particular delusion.

I bow to no man, woman, god, or goddess. I am the Prince of the Gerudo. None have any power over me or my people. We refuse to be bullied around by the so-called 'gods' of Hyrule any longer. The same goes for you, 'Mun.'

badcampingtrip

Look what you did to me! You told me that I'd be a part of a love story, not end up looking like I ought to be in a tank at a freak show!

Miss Mun, you lied to me.

My non-realistic blood is all over your hands. I hope you're happy.

girlfriend_beyond

Congratulations, mun. You actually found a way to get me infected with Reach nanites that isn't completely contrived. Now, do you have any bright ideas about how I can explain to Jaime why it was so easy for him to replace Terry in my memories without revealing that Terry is Batman? Or do you just not care, because you figure I'll tell him anyway, once the Scarab's really got its hooks into me?

Either way, a fine situation Terry or Wayne would arrive to find. Since I know you'll have me trust Jaime over them. Slagging mind control.

not_really_charlie

So. You're sending me to a game where the goal is to.... touch people? Like. Hugs, and stuff? Without the Winchesters. So the goal is for me to break out, right? Save a fairy princess... maybe get a kiss reward?

No? ...The reward part's negotiable.

Frak.

I was just getting used to the whole supernatural thing. Now you want to throw me in there with... alien fruit?

scout_tactical

You know, shit wouldn't be half as bad if you'd just finish my app and let me into a game...

[He sighs and shakes his head, defeated.]

I miss Adams and Walker, funny as it is. I wish there were some way I could go talk to them again, but I know, they're just not around.

But, you know... even talking to strangers would be better than sitting here watching you knit and try to fish for quick stuff on Plurk.

[Glares accusingly.]

servility

You know, I really don't think this is a good idea. I don't think I'd quite know what to do with myself.

[ A bit of a silence as she continues whatever busywork she's doing (probably laundry, let's be real). Then, almost a tiny bit scolding: ]

Besides, he has plenty to worry about as it is.

chronologicalpulse

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT, IT'S ANOTHER KARKAT IN A COMMUNITY THAT REALLY DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE OF US.
WHAT THE FUCK, MUN?
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE GOATBLOWING, PUTRESCENT FUCK ARE YOU HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS?
WELL WHATEVER, LET'S JUST TRY NOT TO GET OUR SHIT TOO GROSSLY NEGLIGENT AND END UP WITH ANOTHER TIME SPLINTER EPISODE.
YES, I HEARD ABOUT THAT.
I AM NOT FUCKING PLEASED ABOUT THAT SHIT.

LOOK, I'LL GO ALONG WITH THIS AS LONG AS PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO LET THEIR COLLECTIVE IQ DROP ANY FURTHER, ALRIGHT?
JEGUS.

inhighdemand

You really are dumb, aren't you? You think I'd want to go to such a disgusting, filthy place? I don't wanna! So I'm not gonna! There's no chance in hell I'm gonna live in an American town, eating greasy ass burgers and having to deal with lower class, huge tittied bimbos!

And what's this about wanting to take me from the beginning of my time on the island? Are you fucking KIDDING me?! No!!! I don't wanna forget how to tie my obi!!! [Aka she doesnt want to forget her friendship with Koizumi onee-chan...] And that waste of space onii-chan promised to watch me dance! You're not gonna make me forget that promise, are you?

sassiopath

Why do I get the feeling the idea of canon updating is all for your own benefit and has nothing to do with actually helping me? Let's be honest, minus family issues and a minor incident with drug use, what is different in canon from the man I've become in Teleios?

Also, outside of Teleios, if there's things you want for me, either go for them or stop whining. Not that I see the actual need to cause that hell on my life. I have things with Stiles, Lydia, and Derek. The past can stay where it is. Not that it ever does, obviously, but it's worth a try, right?

ineuphony

Hey, buck up. Sure, it's over but we're just getting started...!! I have no intentions of calling it quits now. We still got a lot of planning to do for the future in Holly Heights and a lot of new people to befriend.

Besides, who else is gonna run the Sign Language Club and The Quick and The Dead? And school is starting up soon too, right? It may not be like the Academy but I'm definitely going to run for Class President this time around. Oh, and don't forget - the sleepover Kaede suggested! That is definitely going to happen. And next month, I'll be able to drive a car.

That's just the few things I've got in mind. See? We still have so much going on! So cheer up and stand tall, you and I've got a lot of work to do!

competitiveness

Wait, no. Just stop. Elena and Bonnie and, okay, everyone being here doesn't change the point. This is insane and, fine. Everything we've been through for the past few years is insane, but it was getting better. Things were better, people were leaving and we actually had a chance, okay? Why do you want to ruin that?

[ But the silence just just leads to a frustrated noise instead ]

You're insane. And unreasonable, and-

[ One more frustrated noises ]

We're not done. I'm just not going to talk to you until you change your mind.

yesandno

So. You have chosen. I will say that I am surprised that I was the one you decided on. I thought you would chose one of my sons.

Do not think I am ungrateful, though. I am flattered, of course. However, do you not think this is a hasty decision? A course of action should not be undertaken without a sense of direction.

Perhaps you would be best served by leaving this alone for now and concentrating on the real world. I shall be here if you need assistance. Also, this 'username' - why does it cause you such amusement?

hannahbanana

Oh, Mun, don't be so fucking dramatic. No one's test scores can be that bad. I mean, mine were pretty pathetic but I still got through to basic training. This Lavernius Tucker idiot can't be that baaaaa...wait. That's his score? That is seriously his score?

...

...

What the hell! Did he just fill in bubbles randomly and lay on the floor the entire testing period? How can someone be that awful of a soldier!

loveandbeautyshock

Mun, let me be frank.

I am appalled that I have been left to collect dust for so long! You've left me to play with superheroes and demigods and teenage werewolves!

Well, I was your first love! I'm already a superhero, and I'm the goddess of love for crying out loud! I, however, will not touch teenage werewolves. I'm not sure what to even say about them.

I demand you find me a game where I can put my talents to good use. Preferably with my friends!

briarose

I do not wish to be cursed again! Why would anyone include curses in their games?

croceamors

Why are you suddenly so desperate for more of the Organization to arrive in Vatheon? It's enough trouble with just four of us. The only ones who would hardly add to it would be Lexaeus and Luxord. Considering how rare the two of them are for these sort of things, it's unlikely they would arrive.

...Stop crying about that simple fact, you're an embarrassment.

Since we are discussing this, you should stop wanting Larxene of all our members to arrive. That's guaranteed to make things worse. Just because I used a mention of her to get my way doesn't mean I desire her presence.

[Ugh, mun... You are the bane of his existence.]

thelasthuman

Dude! Of course an Adventurer could run four blocks! I'd run four squares too! And four triangles! and four Rhombuses!

You should do it more often. It's fun right?

I think we have issues.

Aug. 10th, 2013

Aug. 10th, 2013

What the hell! Did he just fill in bubbles randomly and lay on the floor the entire testing period? How can someone be that awful of a soldier!

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