regarding anteceded, also: count your chucks :)

[jimmied]

It's not set to open until next spring, and you're already willing to chuck everything out the window for this game? Talk about dedication. [ a beat, and then, he lets out a crooked little smile. ] Or I guess you just like the fact that you get to chuck me into dangerous situations. I see how it is. I'm just not sure how contacting an unknown virus going to be exciting for anyone involved.

But you're right, I'd never chuck it in. You can count on that at least.

Just don't let me upchuck all over the corridors. Trust me, that's not fun.


[ ooc: this post was a dare, dedicated to chansen. advanced happy birthday, chuck. )

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[joined]

You've said "chuck" so many times, it longer sounds like a real word.

[jimmied]

[ a very sage nod. ]

I was going to put more, actually, but I'm holding off on that thought for now.

[joined]

A deliberate maneuver to throw off your player or mine? Or was it both?

[disarray]

I think throwing up this post just made my girl back here chuck out all her intelligence.

[ STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, RALEIGH. ]

She won't stop screaming. Squealing. Whatever. [ pause. ] If I go crazy in the head, at least I know who to blame.

[jimmied]

Hey, hey! So early in our relationship and you're already chucking me away as a troublemaker. Where was all the fun I was promised?

[dow]

You have used the same verb on four separate occasions. Given your propensity for extolling a diverse vernacular of colorful colloquialisms, despite your emphatic dismissal of Doctor McCoy's habitual usage, I find this most curious.

[ Have you been at the Romulan ale, Jim. Tell your First. ]

Is there a poignancy here that is eluding me, Captain?

[jimmied]

I always knew that I can count on you, Spock.

[ HE HAS NOT, GOSH. it's bones with the romulan ale all the time, k. ]

But it's a nice word, right? Chuck. Chuck, chuck, chuck.

[cawmemaybe]

that many chucks and not a single mention of chuck e cheese
im hells of disappointed

[jimmied]

Patience, flyboy. I'm setting up the mood for the grand finale. Just waiting on the guest of honor to show up.

[chansen]

That isn't even a thing. Didn't anyone ever tell you to control your imagination?

[chansen]

[ it's something like a woodpecker pecking away on a peaceful sunday morning—completely unacceptable, irritating, and, worst of all, impossible to ignore. waking up to a kaiju alert would have been more exciting, because at least then chuck hansen would at least get up for the purpose of destroying a giant sea monster pushed out of suboceanic portal.

there are many better things he could hope for besides the sound of jim kirk broadcasting puns on his nickname. so many. such as getting out of bed and redefining boundaries. ]

This again? [ so not pleased. but that should've been expected. ] You know what else isn't fun, Jim? Pissing me off. So get your girly ass out on those corridors, and I'll show you a dangerous situation.

[jimmied]

There you are, sleeping beauty.

[ he lives for this, chuck. pissing you off is going to become a daily routine from now on. playing with fire has always been jim's specialty after all. ]

You woke up late today. Three minutes and four seconds, I think. Didn't chuck your alarm out the window, did you?

[dow]

[ popcorn.gif ]

[rrbando_rambo]

No 'chuckle'!? You're killin' me!

It's not chuck without chuckle.

[chansen]

Where are you all coming from?!

[aviophobe]

[ SINCE NO ONE HAS BOTHERED ADDRESSING THIS.

ahem. ] You're going where with a what?

[ meanwhile mun is laughing

really hard

and she won't stop. ]

[jimmied]

[ oh shit ]

Bones, before we say anything, I want you to take deep breaths first.

[ifell]

How many times are you gonna say that before it gets old?

[ wow rude. ]

[chansen]

It's already ancient, if you ask me.

[jimmied]

Not my call, to be honest.

[ if chuck won't let it go, then jim won't either. he just thrives in chucks's responses tbh. ]

Too much?

[pulsecrush]

Dedication or folly—the two sometimes aren't so separate.

[ folds her arms, expression tough and testing. ]

Can you handle it?

[jimmied]

At this point, it's not a question of whether I can or can't handle it, is it?

[ it's a question of survival. ]

But be rest assured, I'm not going to go down without trying.

[aptitude]

What does the virus do?

[ He had one before and it basically ruined his life, mmkay. What if he follows the golden boyscout and gets shitkicked into No Abilities-ville again? What if! Excuse everything, no, not happening.

Sup, Jim, ignore the lack of pointy anythings. ]

1/2

[jimmied]

You -

[ no he can't.

he knew you'd be hot as a human, spock, but this is illegal. ]

This is never going to stop being weird.

2/2

[jimmied]

[ okay, no. focus.

the virus. ]

From what she knows of it, it starts of as a simple flu, but progress to something more dangerous. It shuts down your immune system and then immediately attacks your nervous system to destroy the rest of you from the inside. It's not going to be a very fun ride.