On possibly going to Holly Heights... (spoilers are fine!)

[inhighdemand]

You really are dumb, aren't you?  You think I'd want to go to such a disgusting, filthy place?  I don't wanna!  So I'm not gonna!  There's no chance in hell I'm gonna live in an American town, eating greasy ass burgers and having to deal with lower class, huge tittied bimbos!

And what's this about wanting to take me from the beginning of my time on the island?  Are you fucking KIDDING me?!  No!!!  I don't wanna forget how to tie my obi!!!  [Aka she doesnt want to forget her friendship with Koizumi onee-chan...]  And that waste of space onii-chan promised to watch me dance!  You're not gonna make me forget that promise, are you?

Comments

[luckybreak]

Try to look on the bright side. Think of it as a world tour.

[inhighdemand]

More like visiting a circus... Haven't you heard how uncultured America is? They wear their shoes inside houses! [she makes a disgusted face]

[luckybreak]

I have heard that there is a growing interest in Japanese culture in America...

Perhaps you can teach them something.

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[inhighdemand]

Haaa, TEACH them?!

[inhighdemand]

That sure is a funny joke coming from such a loser! I didn't know you had it in you, onii-chan.

[luckybreak]

Surely if anyone was capable of such a feat, it would be a paragon of Japanese culture such as yourself.

Or... are you saying that it is even beyond your ability?

[inhighdemand]

[oh no you did NOT just insult her beautiful dancing skills]

I could do it if I wanted to! I know sooo much about Japan!

Hmph, it'd be a waste of time is all. They're too stupid to comprehend the subtleties in how Japan is run.

[shineon]

[this girl.......]

Oi, what's wrong with traveling abroad? Isn't it good to travel?

[inhighdemand]

It's only good if it's a cultured country! [like japan]

I don't wanna get infected with their nastiness.

[shineon]

The hell are you talking about? You can't catch nastiness!

[inhighdemand]

Yuh-huh you can! I've seen it happen before! Your face gets all twisted and your hair grows in weird directions!

[was that a jab at you, mondo? who knows]

[shineon]

Wha... what the fuck does catching anything have to do with messing up your hair?!

[inhighdemand]

I dunno, I thought you'd know.

Or are you just compensating for something?

[hoodwinking]

Goodness, what's wrong with America? It's the land of opportunity, you know! [she's only been a few times, but either way...]

[inhighdemand]

It's full of lazy, uncultured slobs. They don't even deserve the presence of someone like me.

[hoodwinking]

Ah, is that so? Have you ever been to America?

[inhighdemand]

Nah. I watch TV. [because japanese news says so much about america]

[hoodwinking]

Mm. I didn't think someone that lazy could complain about others laziness. You're calling the Kettle black, Miss Pot!

[inhighdemand]

I'm not lazy! I work really hard every day! Even the weekends, cuz granny says so!

Geez... A girl's allowed a break after a long day.

[perfectbastard]

I'm glad to see you focused on only the most heinous facets of the American people. Let's not discuss, say, drone bombing other countries, or the government accessing the personal private data of its citizens, or Monsanto's greasy GMO-slathered fingers feeding money into every pocket it can, or even the way state governments try to alter official records in front of a live audience and simply assume no one will be any the wiser.

Thank God you stuck to the real issues plaguing our once great nation: bimbos and burgers.

[ And with a mighty, overdramatic roll of the eyes: ]

Thanks, Obama!

[inhighdemand]

Oh, I'm sorry... Did I ask for your opinion? I don't think so!

[perfectbastard]

Oh, no need to apologize! I'm a big fat arrogant American - I dispense uneducated opinions with or without consent.

I thought you would know that, already.

[inhighdemand]

Wow, you sure are talking a lot for some old man! [truth be told she doesnt know much about America... so it's all kinda going over her head]

Most perverts like you don't even beat around the bush and go straight to the drooling stares.

[perfectbastard]

I do a lot of cardio.

[ He... he had a feeling as much, to be frank. ]

And were there a bimbo in sight I assure you I'd be absolutely slack-jawed, but alas!

[inhighdemand]

And here I thought you were into girls like me! You don't have to try and hide it if you are, y'know.