Character is getting sent to Rekindle~

[not_really_charlie]

So. You're sending me to a game where the goal is to.... touch people? Like. Hugs, and stuff? Without the Winchesters. So the goal is for me to break out, right? Save a fairy princess... maybe get a kiss reward?

No? ...The reward part's negotiable.

Frak.


I was just getting used to the whole supernatural thing. Now you want to throw me in there with... alien fruit?

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[notdreaming]

What's so bad about alien fruit? I've found most of it to be really delicious.

[not_really_charlie]

[Oh. Hey. Look. Another cute? alien girl.] Red fruits shouldn't taste like oranges.

It's just. Sort of. Wrong.

[notdreaming]

Try waking up with x-ray vision, then talk to me about what's wrong.

[not_really_charlie]

You mean. Like. A superhero?

[notdreaming]

That's what they tell me. I don't do the hero thing, though.

[not_really_charlie]

But you're from an alien world?

[notdreaming]

Alien to you, at least. I'm assuming you're from Earth?

[not_really_charlie]

Last time I checked, anyway. Unless someone knows something I don't.

[notdreaming]

I'm from a planet called Krypton. I crashed on Earth, and then I was taken away to a place called Keeliai. So I know a thing or two about alien fruit.

[not_really_charlie]

You're. Not here to enslave the human race, or anything, are you?

[notdreaming]

...I'm not really interested in enslaving anyone.

[ichoosefight]

You don't actually have to hug anybody. Just a touch is fine.

[not_really_charlie]

...Can't I just save a fairy princess?

[ichoosefight]

Only if it involves a lot of hand-holding and a bit of hand-to-hand combat.

[not_really_charlie]

[...Maybe if Dean hadn't walked in.]

So how do you do it?

[ichoosefight]

A lot of hand-to-hand combat. [ Heh. ]

And other people ask for help often enough that it actually helps me out, too.

[not_really_charlie]

So no steady... touching partner?

Maybe they should set up a help-touch center.

[ichoosefight]

[ She snorts. ]

No, I don't have a touch partner. I don't need one, it hasn't really been a problem.

[not_really_charlie]

There a lot of other... women? [This isn't just an idle curiosity.]

[ichoosefight]

I guess so. The population is pretty variable. [ But don't think she's stupid, she picked up on those hints. ]

I don't know your type, so I can't say if there are a lot of attractive women.

[not_really_charlie]

[She's pretty sure Steph's straight, or she'd be flirting by now. Still, no reason not to check Steph out real quick.]

...Do they look as good as you?

[timelessinventor]

What would be the point of saving a fae if one would not get a kiss in return? Well, other than the fae are said to be rather vindictive little buggers if you believe the tales.

[not_really_charlie]

Not Galinda... [Sam and Dean fought some pretty vindictive ones, though.]

Unless you count never calling.

[timelessinventor]

Ah. There aren't fae in my world, so I am speaking based on stories that I have never truly enjoyed.

Never contacting one after various encounters is one of the worst things, I am sorry. [She knows. She's done it herself. Many times.]

[not_really_charlie]

It was more of a... quick visit. Slash. Imprisonment.

We didn't really... Finish anyway, so.... [Considering what they'd started before Charlie rescued her, though, a call would have been nice.]

I guess they don't have phones in fairy world.

[Wait.]

What do you have on your world?