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[chronologicalpulse]

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT, IT'S ANOTHER KARKAT IN A COMMUNITY THAT REALLY DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE OF US.
WHAT THE FUCK, MUN?
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE GOATBLOWING, PUTRESCENT FUCK ARE YOU HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS?
WELL WHATEVER, LET'S JUST TRY NOT TO GET OUR SHIT TOO GROSSLY NEGLIGENT AND END UP WITH ANOTHER TIME SPLINTER EPISODE.
YES, I HEARD ABOUT THAT.
I AM NOT FUCKING PLEASED ABOUT THAT SHIT.

LOOK, I'LL GO ALONG WITH THIS AS LONG AS PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO LET THEIR COLLECTIVE IQ DROP ANY FURTHER, ALRIGHT?
JEGUS.

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[tiltshotghostimage]

was wondering when the fuck youd give in under pressure

three weeks man
that is pretty fucking long
that seriously is way longer than i had anticipated for you

[chronologicalpulse]

WHO'S GOING TO WIN MONEY ON THIS ONE?
IT'S VRISKA ISN'T IT?
VRISKA OR TEREZI.

[tiltshotghostimage]

terezi doesnt even have an account so she didnt get to go in
nah man it was sollux this time

[chronologicalpulse]

_{[The icon speaks for itself]}

[princeofmelodrama]

fuckin finally

[chronologicalpulse]

BITE ME.

[princeofmelodrama]

wwhat and catch some disease wwhich makes it impossible to control the vvolume of my vvoice
no thanks

ivve been missin you around here

[chronologicalpulse]

WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT MAKE YOU LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP INSTEAD OF LIVING AS THE PERPETUAL FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN.

YEAH, IT'LL BE GOOD TO VISIT WHEN WE GET SHIT MOVED.

[malignantrage]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING MY MUN.
THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY OF ME ALREADY AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
ONLY A COMPLETE ASSHOLE WOULD PICK ME AS A MUSE WHEN THERE ARE SO GODDAMN MANY OF ME.
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE PURPOSELY TRYING TO FILL THIS PLACE WITH MY RAGE.
WHICH I WOULDN'T MIND SO MUCH IF THERE WEREN'T ALL THESE MULTIPLES.
IT'S LIKE A HUGE CLUSTERFUCK OF KARKAT IN HERE.
AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE MYSELF.

Maniacal giggling ensues

[chronologicalpulse]

OH MY FUCKING GOG.
NO.
FUCK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? NO.
THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Couldn't resist

[malignantrage]

DON'T START WITH ME.
DO NOT START WITH ME.
DO YOU THINK I WANT TO BE HERE?
I'VE BEEN DREADING THIS DAY EVER SINCE THAT ASSHOLE PULLED ME OUT OF THE GAME AND INTO HIS SLIMY HUMAN-INFESTED THINK PAN!
YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN LISTENING, ARE YOU?
FUCK YOU FOR THAT.

[chronologicalpulse]

FUCK YOU FOR THINKING I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT FUCK YOU TO BEGIN WITH.
I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT THE ONLY REASON I'M EVEN HERE IS BECAUSE OF FUCKING PEER PRESSURE.
EVERYONE FROM MY MOIRAIL TO MY MATESPRIT ARE HERE AND GETTING THEMSELVES INTO A BUNCH OF FUCKING TROUBLE LIKE A BUNCH OF GOG DAMNED SLIME-SUCKING WRIGGLERS THAT CAN'T FEND FOR THEM FUCKING SELVES.
THE LAST THING I NEED IS MYSELF YELLING AT MYSELF WHEN I CAN YELL AT MYSELF JUST FUCKING FINE WITHOUT THE OUTSIDE ASSISTANCE.

[smuppetwrangler]

Oh good
The voice of shouty reason has arrived

[chronologicalpulse]

WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU, THE VOICE OF ORANGE SODA-FLAVORED IRONY?

[smuppetwrangler]

You know you love me
But you really don't understand how much you really were needed around here
It's basically been a clusterfuck
I'm pretty sure without you these people would straight up fucking die pretty much bi-weekly

[chronologicalpulse]

SOMEHOW THAT REALLY DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
BUT I'M NOT SOME KIND OF SHOUTY FUCKING GRUBSITTER, NO MATTER HOW MUCH PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO THINK OTHERWISE.
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S YOUR JOB NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.

[tiltshotghostimage]

ps sorry for proposing in a smut thread
it was either that or over some random ic anon meme

[chronologicalpulse]

YOU'RE RIDICULOUS.

I LOVE YOU.

[tiltshotghostimage]

not as ridiculous as you are you ass

i love you too vantas

[timelymaid]

i wouldnt worry about it that much karkat!
paradox space is perfectly equipped to handle multiples of you
although i will admit going places with a lot of you is really loud
i dont recommend it

[chronologicalpulse]

YEAH, JUST THIS THREAD ALONE IS GETTING PRETTY FUCKING SHOUTY.
I THINK I'M GOOD WATCHING.
Y'KNOW, FROM WAY OVER HERE.

[timelymaid]

do you mean the one where youre arguing with yourself
that happens a lot hahahaha
i dont mind if you hang out over here with me though!
its been a while
or rather never
unless my time senses are wrong
(those are totally a thing i have now by the way)

[dontthesunlookgoodtoday]

weirdly enough cant say ive seen that much shouty grey lately
not that i exactly go looking but you know
kind of hard to miss when youre around
good to know you havent collapsed under the pressure of your rage levels though i guess

[chronologicalpulse]

WHOA HEY AN ORANGE DAVE.
THAT WAS NOT SOMETHING I EXPECTED, TO BE HONEST.
WELL I GUESS NOW YOU'VE SEEN SOME MORE SHOUTY GREY.
REALLY THOUGH, THE RAGE LEVELS HAVE MOSTLY DROPPED SO, YOU KNOW
NOT AS MUCH PRESSURE THESE DAYS.

[dontthesunlookgoodtoday]

huh really
did you guys miss out one that in your timeline or what
id say something about there possibly being daves of other colors to run into as well but im not too sure theres that many to run into these days
if there were that many in the first place
guess it just kind of dropped out of fashion
technically youre still typing all in caps
but yeah it does sound less out of sorts
hardly thought wed see the day