dear_mun | Aug. 1st, 2013

Aug. 1st, 2013

You have nostalgia for the stupidest fucking things.

You can't be serious. Even considering sending me away to one of these places... I-I can't do it again! Please, haven't I suffered enough?

If you have to send me away, please place me in an environment I would feel more comfortable. A sanctum of raw sexuality, where I can explore my many interests in peace! I've already asked for that before, can't you grant my one wish?

I'm just a chef! I'm not supposed to be in places lacking kitchen facilities or high-quality food or beautiful women or handsome men.

whatarryedoin

Never let it be said that Hector Barbossa wouldn't go out of his way to satisfy the whims of a lady—but you'll excuse me slight reluctance, familiar as I am with the nature of your whims.

By which I mean: tread carefully.

soubriquet

Oooi. Don'tcha think you should slow down a little? You barely remember anything about anything past a certain point. Not to mention, you just started re-reading and watching everything a couple of days ago.

[ .. Nope. Doesn't seem like the mun's listening. A mutter. ]

~~The ones that rush into battle are the first ones to die, y'know.~~

nypdsword

This? This right here? Is a terrible idea. You don't know enough about how the NYPD is set up to play a normal officer, let alone insert an entirely fictional unit that fights monsters into it. Research and then you can get back to me. And don't tell Spock I told you that, he'll never let me live it down.

...what do you mean I'm basically asking for a bunch of Star Trek characters to show up now?

intemperiae

...it took pornography for you to pester me again?

--for Shiva's sake, woman--!

Current Mood: annoyed

fragmented_one

Mun.

...This one, why? It has... been long.

Where... 'he'? Se-tsu-na? ...Se..tsuna.. .. . ?

{...}

Not... seen him? *His face falls.*

...Understood.

...Octopus?

{...}

No...?

notachickenhawk

< Mun -

Let me get this straight. You're taking me from a point where I just got done dealing with Taylor, and putting me in a horrortower where one of the administrators is a crazy psychotic girl?

What part of this did you think was a good idea? And you know I'm going to have to check the entire place for a Yeerk pool, not to mention the fact that prey is going to be really hard to get, and there's floors where I can't fly.

Yeah, because I'm going to be so eager to reveal my morphing ability. This is going to be another game of 'make the bird paranoid', isn't it?

... Okay I know I'm already paranoid shut up. I have reason to be.

- Tobias >

helseth_spawn

You are most certainly out of your mind. Oh-- Mundane, is that what I'm meant to call you now?

I want nothing to do with my father's filthy throne, and I will under no circumstances return to Morrowind. I took Thoryn away from there for a reason. Cirodiil was not ideal at first, I admit. Even having Vonden and Elynu-- both from well bred families as well-- aiding in our flight, it took its toll.

You're meaning to tell me that you're going to leave this time period where we have a variable empire all our own; ah, I must thank you for the lovely ruins that we've been refurnishing at any rate. Hundreds of years in our future you have the nerve to say something as ridiculous as that there are dragons afoot?

And that my kindred are tossed to the winds this way and that in that foul, stinking Nord rathole of Skyrim?

Ludicrous. I have no interest in this venture.

--Sethelvani Hlaalu, son of Helseth Hlaalu, heir of Barenziah

a_seat_in_hell

Okay, look; If you don't stop whining about Flynn, I'm going to start punching you in the back of the head.

How does that work for you? Works good for me.

[Yuri seems rather exasperated with his mundane's fixation on Flynn-- and racy things involving Flynn and himself.]

Seriously... just knock it off already.

Look, I think you talk about Flynn more than I talk about Flynn. Do you realize just how much that means you talk about Flynn? I mean; really.

badluckbabe

...what?

It is NOT my fault the game breaks when you try to play as me.

Ugh! Just shut up and wait for the patch, or play as Raven.

rockingthepink

Hey, so far, so good, right? I mean, we've had a few threads where I can be myself, and even if I have made some slightly disturbing discoveries about Rio (I never really thought of it like that, you know?), I think people like me.

Most people, anyway. Right?

It's kind of nice being liked for me instead of... You know.

Current Mood: hopeful

heavensheart

Hey, you. It's been a while, huh?

Things sure have been quiet lately. Glad to be out and about again. I was getting kind of restless. Maybe some exercise would do us both some good.

Don't force yourself to take on too much at one time though. You're only one person. Don't be afraid to ask for help, okay?

speakveryclearly

Over The Solar Sweep Of Our Partnership Ive Long Since Resigned Myself To The Reality Of Having Absolutely No Control Over Your Actions
That Having Been Said Id Like To At Least Amplify Your Doubts About What You Will Be Able To Do With Me In This Setting
Its Not About With Whom Ill Be Able To Interact
Its About What We Will Be Able To Do
No Matter What Reassurances We May Have Received About The Eventfulness Of That Setting
Significant Investment Of Effort Is Still Required For A Full Narrative Payoff
And We Are Already Thoroughly In Tune With One Very Intensive Environment As It Is
Arent The Contributions Being Made There There Productive Enough
How Would I Be Of Any Use Elsewhere Rather Than A Drain On Resources We Have Been Informed Are Already Scarce
And Without Hunters Game Taken Into Consideration Ill Be Utterly Alone Which May Appeal To You But Certainly Doesnt To Me
I Dont Care About What May Or May Not Have Changed Within Exsilium
Why Wont You Allow At Least One Of Us To Maintain The Illusion Of Stability

godelsolution

Just because it seems like I made some pretty bad choices in my life doesn't mean I have to keep doing it, I hope you know. You could try letting me break that streak. No?

Have it your way, I guess.

universaltranslator

Ten months. Ten months you trapped me in that god forsaken city. It was just me and Pavel. And now that the rest of our crew has finally joined us, NOW you decide it's time to let me go home?

You know what, it's fine. They're a good crew. The best. And I'm sure someone else will come along who will actually give a shit.

[Not that she particularly wants to be trapped in a city of curses, but if that's where her crew is? That's where she needs to be.]

heartland_keeper

Wait... you want to send me somewhere?

.....

B... but what about Cleo, Spike and Sugar? I can't just leave them behind. Besides, you said so yourself, you don't have time for a game at the moment.
.... Find somewhere I can bring the babies and I'll consider it. That's all I can promise.

((Canon is Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders))

namimorihusbando

You have taken me from Namimori, and not only that--You have done it solely for your own entertainment, without even a specific destination in mind?

[Hibari, please have mercy--]

There is no mercy for those who take me from my work, herbivore. I'm going to bite you to death.

[Please hold---We have a mun under attack by a carnivorous skylark.]

Current Mood: aggravated

thejealous

Its about time you let me out to cause a little mischief. How long did you want to play me? A few months now? Heh, I knew you'd give in. All you worms are the same, so weak and easy to manipulate. But, I'll give you props for picking me for your muse. I'm getting restless so pick a game already hu-mun.

Preferably one where I can cause a lot of collateral damage.

genieofcitadelstation

Mundane, a fitting title for something as insignificant as you.

Do you think you control me? You are an insect, a small unworthy speck compared to my greatness.

But still you may have your uses. Follow my instructions and serve me well. And perhaps I will allow you to continue your miserable existence. With some augmentations of course....

I may be trapped in this human body but do not mistake me for weak. I still have more power then you will ever comprehend.

I cannot be stopped.

SHODAN

ace_of_knaves

A year-long entr'acte is enough, don'tcha think? The crazy crime clown is rested, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

Now all I need is an audience. Without an audience around to drive crazy, what's the point in being crazy? I'd just be some old kook screaming at an empty house and that's no fun at all.

amazonprincess

I'm...not sure if I understand the point of this "game" you're sending me to.

It sounds...very strange. And your excitement is unnerving.

cookinglikeamotherfucker

Man, I know you were just fuckin' around with all that splintered timeline shit.
But seriously bro.
Shit's not kosher.
Dave don't need to be dealin' with all that shit.

Current Music: Mr. Meeble - Raindrops

bloodiedblackrabbit

( You've got to be kidding me... )

averagesheep

You serious? You really serious? Look, I'm sure you're a nice person but Katherine would kill me if she ever found out about this. I'm the only guy in this headspace of yours! Don't think that she wouldn't notice that. It's totally not my fault!

I've got a job, a steady relationship... you can't just throw me into some "game" because you think it'd be fun! Just.. seriously? Why'd you have to bring me into this?

crossformingraccoondog

You know, you don't have to laugh every time you think about it.

If Benten-san finds out I lost her fan, she'll turn me into stew and eat me. I don't want that.

I'm too young to be eaten, and I'm not tasty!

And besides! Sure I want to hide from her but to send me to another world? It could be interesting but in this situation?

save_us_alice

. . .Armor?

They're giving the Otherlands version of me ARMOR?

This is real, right? I haven't started hallucinating again, have I? (Though, really, that seems to be more the purview of my "Madness Returns" selves. . .)

You did donate to the Kickstarter, right?

Oh, good! *looks out at audience* Now it's your turn! Please -- I've been wanting some proper armor ever since Tim Burton's Alice got a set!

Current Mood: excited

declining_rawr

Oh great, first thing you do with me is that criminal meme. We all know how that goes Mun-chan. Let's find something better to do, like I don't know you forget all this and let me go back to Sternbild? I'm needed there.

[Blinks seeing a paper handed to him.] WHA? Come on! This can't be in my contract! We're not even in the city, and... What do you mean you loaned me from the company? Why not Bunny-chan? He's more people friendly after all.

... Because you didn't want another blond? Really? Makes it seem like I'm in a bad dating auction...

hardluckcat

Look, how long are you going to drag ass on that application? I know DC history is kind of daunting, but it's not rocket science. No one is asking you to summarize every crisis and event, for god's sake.

Makes me glad I tend to stay on street-level stuff. Keeps everything simple.

I also don't care what you say. I'm not insane, I'm unbalanced. There's a difference. It's the difference between going to Blackgate and going to Arkham, get it? If a grown man in an animal-themed costume is insane, you might as well slap Batman in there.

youwillrot

Quit dawdling on that application and attend your tags.

We've got work to do.

proteusmoon

It's difficult to say which fate is merciful. Roaming our empty, destroyed worlds for an indefinite period of time or facing the Tower with the administrators controlling every aspect of our existences— I'm certain few are happy to have only these options to choose between.

For my part, I wish you hadn't sent us home. I understand why you did and I know it was probably for the best, but I... I didn't want to leave everyone. It's not because you've doomed me to be trapped alone on a dead planet, but because I cannot help my friends from here. I can't protect them...

...and I will likely never see them again.

I'm sorry; I am grateful that you allowed me to give the Crystal to Kariya, since you could not let Saber part with Avalon. Lancelot truly cares for him. I know Lancer and Diarmuid will take care of Kain for me, if they can. Diarmuid will care for Yotsuba and Ryoji, too. I know he will. Tohko is strong— so much more than she seems. I am confident she will continue to take care of herself and anyone else she can.

I suppose... that if anyone had to face permanent death sooner because of Ruana's actions, Amelia, Saber, and I agree it is best that it be us.

I only wish it didn't have to be this way at all for anyone.

( OOC ; Tags may also come from

holyswordwielder and

unalienable. )

pandacea

Haven? My, what a lovely name for a town! And you say that the secret of immortality may be found there? Very well, then! Xiao Mei, let us be off at once--

--ehhh? What do you mean I might not be able to bring Xiao Mei? What sort of horrible place is this? I refuse to go!

ex_justlikedad293

So you're really going to try this again?

I don't know. I don't know if I'm ready to relive, well, everything. I get that all my friends are there, and there's a chance I could be happy, but I don't think I can go through at all again.

...I don't want to go through that again.

The least you could do is send me to a place where my dad is. If you're going to send me someone and have me suffer through all that again, I should at least get the chance to be with him again. It's only fair.

thefuturist

Sooooo.... let me get this straight.

You have nowhere to put me. No time to put me anywhere, yet you're... holding on to me like some prized possession. Which I know I am, because hey, it's me, but you have to learn to let go someday, right? Moving on is good too.

Not to say we haven't had good times together, it's just... well, it's dusty in here. Itty bitty living space and all that. Think about it, okay?

empiricalpride

Ah! Someone with a little respect for the work I do. You seem like an intelligent (enough) individual, even if your work ethic is disgraceful - I do hope that you'll be willing to cooperate with me on -

[Waitasecond.]

... you brought me to a place where I have to share room with that traitor? That backstabber? And multiple versions of him, at that?
This is absolutely unacceptable. How can you expect me to tolerate this?

Excuse me. There are things I need to see to.

studmuffin

Yo,

I get it, you're excited. I mean it's pretty obvious with how you're literally splitting your face with that creepy grin - NO WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE CLOWNS, GOD. They're in the future, far far in the future. [ Sigh. ] All I'm saying is that maybe just because everyone else is about to show up, it doesn't mean that dad is going to too.

I don't ... I miss him. But I don't want him getting hurt and you know the City would. It's a bad idea. You're a bad idea. Stop that.

risingshepard

[...In all honesty?

This has to be the biggest step backward she's seen yet and she isn't even involved in this shit. Poor Farron, the things she has to put up with...]

... [She opens her mouth. Shuts it. Opens it again. Closes it shut. This repeats for a while in varying intervals until she finally waves her hands in the air and smacks her forehead.]

You know what? I can't even say anything that's halfway witty that's appropriate for this crap.

[With that out of the way, she decides to just go straight to what she was going to talk about. Shepard folds her arms.]

Now then, back to business--you do know what they're expecting of us, don't you? And you understand what's going to happen if we pull this off, right?

[Yes, yes, Shepard, I do. :|]

Good. Don't drop the ball this time like you did with all the others. You've been through those phases before, and look at where it's gotten us today.

And I'm warning you only once--I'm going to hit you harder than I did that stubborn Uvenk if you screw this up.

[...Yup, that sure is a mun leaning away from his screen.]

ochitashinigami

"Yet each man kills the thing he loves
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!

Some kill their love when they are young,
And some when they are old;
Some strangle with the hands of Lust,
Some with the hands of Gold:
The kindest use a knife, because
The dead so soon grow cold.

Some love too little, some too long,
Some sell, and others buy;
Some do the deed with many tears,
And some without a sigh:
For each man kills the thing he loves,
Yet each man does not die."

Dear Mundane Woman,

I do not know which is worse, the fact that you have returned and want more of me, or the fact that it was this poem that reminded you of me.

You miss Alan?

So do I.

esper_magic

I don't know why you think it's funny to send me to a place like that with the slave crown of all things. What if someone were to figure out what it does and activate it? ...although I think only Kefka is capable of doing that. And no, I don't want to see him there.

Even though it's a dangerous, frightening place, I'm a little free there. I don't have to fight, or kill (yet). And I want to thank you for not making me get possessed in that plot, even though you were tempted. I don't want to lose control so soon.

ihatethatguy

This is not a good idea, lady. Very, very much not a good idea.

Here, as I am listing off the reasons this is NOT! a good idea, let me just go - over heeeeere - and get my -

FREEZE RAY!

...why doesn't that work anymore?

ruby_roses

Jeeze, stop making that noise! It can't be healthy. And don't you dare try to come up with a nickname for me. I don't need one.

[But crater fits you so well!]

Don't make me turn this cavern you call a head into a shooting gallery for Crescent.

slightlyoffchilt

Procrastination isn't an inherent habit of doctorate recipients, so no, I cannot accurately sympathize. Perhaps it isn't merely my patients who could benefit from behavioral therapy.

Though, granted, so few of them seek improvement.

giveaway

Okay, you are so close. You thought you couldn't do this, and you did it anyways! So stop worrying, alright?

Stop comparing yourself to others or trying to be like them. Stop thinking about the "what-ifs." Just... do it.

Now get serious and finish it already! You and I are both dying to get at this thing, so why wait any longer?

tinklinglaugh

Is this what they call 'taking out for a spin,' Mundane? I think I like it. You should let me out more often.

Do you think we could go back to Peru? I really liked Peru. I bet the cops are looking for us there anymore.

Take me somewhere nice, Mundane. I want to go have fun!

someblondhimbo

Well, that was... Hmm. Strictly speaking from an author's point of view, I'm not sure revisiting the original storyline and spelling out everything that happened during the cut scene is a wise move. I mean, why do you think those pictures of chicks in teeny tiny thongs sell like hotcakes? Because people like a little mystery. They like to fantasize, fill in the gaps themselves.

Then again, look who I'm talking about. Making a wise move, pfft... It's probably right up the unimaginative fans' alley, anyway.

... On a more personal note, that was a much easier pill to swallow, compared to the weird-ass shit that woman's put me through in her other twisted fantasies. Though she could have left out that weird-ass mouth thing. Or should I say weird ass-mouth thing. I get that was the brat freaking out about shit, but it could have been done differently and made way more fucking sense and maybe I would have figured out what was going on at the time.

Snake-dick can stick around though. Can't really get a higher compliment than snake-dick.

desireandreason

Hey, hey. No way. Absolutely no way. An--Hey! You can't make me participate in anything following the any of the "bad" endings.

...No, you really don't have to try to get all of them, either. We're not doing anything from them. Don't you have other things you need to be working on?!

elcazadorcazado

Mun,

You should have put me everywhere a long time ago. How can this be such a revelation for you? I am wonderful company for the señoritas and I set a wonderful example for the señores.

Admittedly, there may be those who are jealous or blind to my brilliance. However most will be intrigued by me and find my mystery alluring.

The point stands. I am more fun than the lich sulking in the corner with his chemistry set. How you did not see this before, I do not know. Still, you can make up for lost time now.

Yours,
Alejo

coquetting

[ Here is a sweet, smiling face, accented with deep red lips and framed with uneven layers of thick, dark hair. Atropa looks confident and almost friendly.

Almost. ]

You know, let's just calm down for a moment.

I'm happy that you like me. Of course you like me, how could you not? I'm the most interesting person I've ever met.

Except for the vampire, of course. The plans you have where he's concerned are very appealing, don't mistake me.

[ She tilts her head, lips thinning a little. Her violet eyes darken, creating a stark contrast against her pale skin. ]

But your plans for how it ends? That needs to change. Your promise of reincarnation means little when you intend my death to poison all that I believe in. I'll return, but I won't be the same.

You'll regret that. I'll make you regret that. You of all people should know not to underestimate me.

[ Suddenly, that cute little smile is back. ]

Do consider it, won't you?

mondedetoile

Salut, Echanteé, Mun.

Well, this is kind of unexpected in many ways, Mun. Are you really sure to get back with me? You have others currently on those other sites that... Well, I know you're nervous, but please don't be ashamed!

Eh? You don't know if would be allowed for Pleut to be there? Well, that might be a problem, but I'm sure you'll manage, just as you usually do!

Also, you shouldn't be surprised there is no tag at all; is a bery hidden canon, of course.

Current Mood: nervous

I think we have issues.

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