Oh god, what have I done?

[thejealous]

Its about time you let me out to cause a little mischief. How long did you want to play me? A few months now? Heh, I knew you'd give in. All you worms are the same, so weak and easy to manipulate. But, I'll give you props for picking me for your muse. I'm getting restless so pick a game already hu-mun.

Preferably one where I can cause a lot of collateral damage.

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[bitetodeath]

[ Did someone say collateral damage. ]

Are you strong?

[thejealous]

[Yes.... Yes someone did. Envy just cracks a smirk.]

Why is that even a question? Of course I am.

[bitetodeath]

[ Then there is a place. ]

In that case, I’ll bite you to death. Even if it turns out you’re a herbivore.

[ Because there has been promises of “I’m really strong” that has turned into disappointments. ]

[thejealous]

[Oh hoho, a place where one can cause trouble?]

My my, aren't you an uppity little worm? I think this time you've bitten off more than you can chew, brat.

[bitetodeath]

[ It happens to be a place where the place is an entire location of destruction. ]

I’m not a brat, I’m Hibari Kyoya, president of the Namimori Disciplinary Committee.

[ The biggest delinquent the town has. ]

[thejealous]

[Heh, Envy likes the sound of that. Just as long as there was still people to mess around with. Would be boring if there was nothing to play with.]

You say that as if it has an ounce of meaning to me.

[bitetodeath]

[ Oh there are many people there. Way too many, for Hibari's taste. ]

Perhaps it doesn't since you're obviously not from my world.

[material_guy]

I'm voting one of those survival horror ones. One that powers you down.

[thejealous]

Powers me down? Why would I want that?

[Suspious look.]

[material_guy]

Ah, you wouldn't. You'd hate it.

[thejealous]

What are you getting at, Greed? If I wouldn't like then why would you eve-.... Wait.... Why is my humun laughing? [Glares.] Hey! Stop that right now!

[Nope, not going to stop.]

[material_guy]

Ain't it obvious---Ah, wait up. You the one that's got a bitch of a mom or an asshole of a dad?

[He's known two canons of Envy. How very lucky he is.]

Manga/Brotherhood Envy is the best, k? >3>

[thejealous]

A bitch mother? [Gives him questioning cocked brow.] Having Father is enough. You better watch your tone or he'll have to melt you... again.

Greed certainly prefers him, if only marginally.

[material_guy]

So you're that one. That explains it.

Still, rather have him mad at me than her. A little hot water's nothing, hell hath no fury like yada, yada...

[thejealous]

Explains what exactly?

If you just followed orders like a good boy then you wouldn't be in this mess.

[Totally doesn't mind his orders. Gets to mess with people.]

[material_guy]

If I try and explain it it'll just end up confusing us both. Anyway, being in a mess's fine with me as long as it's mine.

[thejealous]

I honestly don't care. Your disobedience gets in the way of our plans and I hate babysitting.

[material_guy]

Since going my own way, I ain't had to hang around no one I don't wanna for too long.

[thejealous]

Congratulations, let me throw you a party.

[With all the fucks he gives.]

Heh, we could have a little family reunion.

[material_guy]

That'd be "hanging around people I don't wanna for too long."

Bad joke is bad

[thejealous]

Aww, but what's a party without a piñata? I'm sure Wrath would love to take another stab at you.

[Eh? Eh? Get it? Envy made a funny.]

[material_guy]

Keh. [Give him a minute to fight down that twitch and force a strained smirk.] Sure, 'n we'll get some fireworks going too. Have His Excellency bring along his human lighter.

[thejealous]

Now you're talking! [A cruel smirk curled at the corners of his lips.] If we time it right we could invite all our honored guests and end the evening with a little human sacrifice. Doesn't that sound like fun?

[material_guy]

No. [Deadpan. But he can't be surprised it's Envy getting himself excited over that.] You got bad taste as usual. I was thinking I'd settle for a live-fried prawn.

[thejealous]

What a spoil sport. Have y- [Suddenly something clicks and his mood shifts.] Hey! You making a jab at me?!

[His true form when he was little did kinda look like a prawn...]

[material_guy]

'Ey, there we go! A little slow on the uptake, but even you can get it eventually if you think real hard!

[thejealous]

[His teeth clench together, hissing.]

I dare you to insult me one more time, scum! I will destroy you!

[Red sparks start to flicker across his skin.]

[material_guy]

[One arm stretches out, shielding up from the hand to the forearm.] Now that sounds like a party.

[decayingheart]

[ While her creation ranted off about causing mischief and trouble, Dante simply took a delicate sip of her tea before announcing his name. ]

Envy.

[ She offered him a frigid smile. ]

Do you remember me?

[thejealous]

[He gives Dante a look over. Why did this woman know his name?]

How do you know my name?