Mun, we have a problem, and it won't be you for long.

[namimorihusbando]

You have taken me from Namimori, and not only that--You have done it solely for your own entertainment, without even a specific destination in mind?

[Hibari, please have mercy--]

There is no mercy for those who take me from my work, herbivore. I'm going to bite you to death.

[Please hold---We have a mun under attack by a carnivorous skylark.]

Comments

[crossformingraccoondog]

Hey hey, the nii-san over there, don't eat your mun-san. Humans can't be healthy to eat in the long run.

[namimorihusbando]

I wouldn't eat this thing even if my life depended on it.

[He says as he dumps the poor remains of the mun onto the floor in a bloodied mess. Irritably, he's wiping his tonfas on whatever clothing isn't stained on the woman.]

Are you stuck here too?

[crossformingraccoondog]

It looks pretty eatable to certain people I know.

[ Benten is creepy enough, he can totally believe that she would eat some poor squished mun. ]

In a headspace? Seems like it. Hopefully I'll get a permanent second-home thanks to the "visitors event" I'm in right now at this place called Three Steps From Heaven or something. Do you think you'll be stuck here for long?

[namimorihusbando]

I question their standards.

[Pot shots. Pot shots everywhere. Now that his tonfas are clean, back up his sleeves they go.]

A home outside of the head space is slightly below acceptable, I simply wish to return to my town before something occurs in my absence.

[God knows something always happens when he's gone.]

[crossformingraccoondog]

She likely ate my father, so I wouldn't trust her to save my tail.

[ She had threatened to eat him too, after all. ]

From what I've understood [ and he looks thoughtful. ] time doesn't necessarily pass in our original homes. My mun-san tells me that since your story has ended, it won't move without you.

[ Maybe not an encouraging thought, but still, a thought. ]

[namimorihusbando]

You can't trust these muns at all.

[He's glancing about the area, at least there aren't too many people at this present moment. Crowding would ruin his already rotten mood.]

--That's slightly assuring.

[Emphasis on slightly.]

Is there a method to return home, or am I going to have to beat it out of the mun again?

[crossformingraccoondog]

Yeah, I guess so.

[ Seriously, don't have such a rotten mood all the time, it's not god for you. ]

Just slightly?

[ Err umm.. ]

I actually don't think that's a good idea. I mean, you'll be incapable of doing anything if you beat them up too much. That won't be any fun, right?

[namimorihusbando]

[This is is happy face, what are you talking about--]

Mmhmm.

[He's glancing over this newcomer, before arching an eyebrow.]

I suppose that's true as well.
She can still type so long as I don't break her hands too badly.

[crossformingraccoondog]

[ Possibly, but it doesn't change anything. ]

Could be more than slightly if you wanted it to.

[ Uhm, that wasn't exactly what he meant but... ]

Yeah, sure, but you know, she might need a bit more than her hands, right?

[justkiddingforshort]

Woa, why biting?! Aren't you going a little far there?

[namimorihusbando]

[Glint go his tonfas past the blood and guts sticking to it.]

There is never a measure that goes too far for discipline, especially for something like this.

[Hibari, don't kick the mun--
He kicked the mun.]

[justkiddingforshort]

Uh, yeah, there most certainly is--!

[He cringes. Ouch, it hurts just watching!]

[namimorihusbando]

Would you like to be the next contestant?

[Hibari.
Hibari no. That's not how you greet people.
Then again that's his twisted version of hello....]

[justkiddingforshort]

[SQUEAK]

No thank you!

[namimorihusbando]

I thought so.

[Time to clean his tonfas till they're shiny again, and free of mun disease.]

Where is this?

[justkiddingforshort]

[creeeeepyyyy]

As in this place on the internet? It's a place where you talk to your mun so everyone can see.

[namimorihusbando]

[Totally legal in Hibari land.]

--Great.

[This day just keeps getting better. Now that his tonfas have been slid back up his sleeves--]

Where's the exit.

[justkiddingforshort]

[would rather not tell him that there is none, so]

I bet that guy in the thread below knows!

[points at Yamamoto]

[namimorihusbando]

[A wise choice!]

Is that so?

[You'll get a brief nod from the prefect in acknowledgement, before he's turning on his heel.]

[sword_play]

Hahaha!

That's not very nice, Hibari-san. You should support your mun more, no matter what the game plan is.

Wow how did I miss this, I'm so sorry ;;

[namimorihusbando]

[Let the bodies hit the floor. Specifically what used to be a mun.]

I'll support her when she's dead.