dear_mun | looking around at games

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canon: dangan ronpa

looking around at games

You can't be serious. Even considering sending me away to one of these places... I-I can't do it again! Please, haven't I suffered enough?

If you have to send me away, please place me in an environment I would feel more comfortable. A sanctum of raw sexuality, where I can explore my many interests in peace! I've already asked for that before, can't you grant my one wish?

I'm just a chef! I'm not supposed to be in places lacking kitchen facilities or high-quality food or beautiful women or handsome men.

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I was gonna get stuck at a horror game, but now I'm going somewhere less horrifying.

Not a sanctum of raw sexuality, unfortunately...

Hm. How horrifying is it? I suppose I can express my raw sexuality even in an imperfect setting.

It's not really horrifying, I guess. I mean, there's no mutual killing or anything like that, so that's a step up already.

A-ha! I knew my mundane must have been hiding such a place from me. But I'm not sure I could marry another without my mother's permission.

Do you think you have to take that marriage thing seriously?

I mean, getting married sounds good someday, but right now I'm more of a "swinging bachelor" or whatever they call it. [Unless it was SONIA-SAN he'd be okay with that.]

Marriage is always serious, Souda-kun! Betraying someone that you've promised yourself to is unforgivable.

Eep! I know that! I just didn't think anyone else was gonna be taking it seriously, either.

I guess if I end up with someone who's serious about it I'll just have to man up...

Of course, there are ways around your sacred marriage vows.

Like what?

[ Why does her player keep making her talk to Hanamura. (It's because this Hanamura is really great, Peko.) ]

A sanctum... of raw sexuality...

[ Those were five words she never, ever wanted to hear strung together in a sentence. ]

[he's glad for the distraction, even if peko isn't.]

Heh heh! Has my turn of phrase frightened Pekoyama-san once again?

I am not frightened! You do not qualify as intimidating at all.

Does my mastery of the culinary arts not frighten you? Or does it simply... arouse other feelings?

What sort of feelings could your cooking possibly arouse in me?

[ Yeah the innuendo sailed right over her head. ]

Succulent meat, roasting slowly in its own juices. Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, ready for slow, appreciative consumption. Delicious but sinful chocolate cake, sweet to the taste, filling a hole of pure, animalistic hunger with content fullness. Do you not feel these things as I do?

[ Oh... oh! Hanamura, for all his strange qualities, is certainly passionate about his work. Peko can respect that. ]

...Of course. Even one such as I... needs to be filled.

Ah! But who will fulfil these needs?

A-ah. As long as whatever enters my body is good for me, I do not mind who does it.

[ The innuendo is so high above Peko's head it has become part of the far end of the solar system. ]