somebody needs to physically stop me

[ihatethatguy]

This is not a good idea, lady. Very, very much not a good idea.

Here, as I am listing off the reasons this is NOT! a good idea, let me just go - over heeeeere - and get my -

FREEZE RAY!

...why doesn't that work anymore?

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[wildecard]

Ooh, I might have an idea!

[ihatethatguy]

[LUCY WHAT oh hai. Watch him oh so subtly put his enormous freeze ray behind his back. Yeah, that works Gru.] What is it, love?

[wildecard]

[ She so totally saw that jsyk. ] I see that freeze ray, honey. You are worse at hiding things than the Minions, sometimes.

[deadpancakes]

It wasn't me!

...No, really, it wasn't!

[ihatethatguy]

[A hint of a smile for his little girl, and only for her.]Ah, no, sweetheart, it's not you. Its this -- munny-thing who thinks she is even remotely capable of voicing ME! How she even thinks of herself on my superior level is beyaaaaand me.

[deadpancakes]

My mun's not cool enough to voice me, either. [Nodding and crossing her arms. Mun does not let her out to play often enough.] And her headspace is the most boring place on Earth.