muns are evil, seph. sad fact, bro.

[intemperiae]

...it took pornography for you to pester me again?




--for Shiva's sake, woman--!

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[tobeagod]

My, my. How embarrassing.

[intemperiae]

Indeed. Thank you for that astute observation.

[tobeagod]

Someone had to point it out to you. It seems all the stories I've heard of you must not be true if that is what it takes.

[fragmented_one]

*He just... what? Cloud isn't sure how to process this, and he shifts awkwardly, his black, feathered wings folding a little against his hips (from where they also protrude from.) They're droopy and unkempt at best.*

Is not that... common? *He watches Sephiroth with an alert, but somewhat wide gaze, though his confusion isn't fully shown in his facial expression.*

[intemperiae]

Not now, Cadet.

[His Generalness hadn't exactly had the best day.]

[fragmented_one]

This one... does not... understand.

*Cadet? Huh? Well, he continues, as much as his voice is not used to speaking in tangible sentences.* What... is wrong?

[animusangelus]

[Is that a snort of laughter?

...no, not at all.]

Don't ask, don't tell.

[intemperiae]

I hadn't planned on it, Cadet. But, thank you.

[animusangelus]

That title doesn't suit me anymore.

[controledfreak]

[Eyes blinking. All three of them.]

[Also, move your cursor over the little bouncing icon for a quick translation!]

Porn... ography.

[intemperiae]

Yes. I trust you're familiar with the word?

[If he had to define it....]

[controledfreak]

[You're out of luck, Sephy. The squid girl is shaking her head.]

Since I have been here I have been told of many words. This is one that is new to me.

[Because her player didn't think it would be fun for her to learn... until now. ;D]

[angealistic]

Is this a compliment? ..... Are you being modest? [ He teases, course were this Genesis the subject matter would be taken with better heart, attitude, and likely advertised. ]

[intemperiae]

[See this look? ALL FOR YOU, BRO.]

I might have known I'd get no sympathy from you.

[angealistic]

Sephiroth, you are a man who needs no sympathy. [ Once again, teasing. Course, were this an actual serious discussion, Angeal might offer some sympathy––

but only a little. ]

[youwillrot]

[What.














What.

Self, please. This is just embarrassing.]

You were expecting better?

[intemperiae]

Just...don't start. Don't.

[Talk about an existential argument from hell.]

And as a matter of fact, yes, thank you.

[youwillrot]

[Um, no. We're going to start all the existential arguments from hell, and you're going to sit there and listen to them. Because everyone knows the only way to actually kill a Sephiroth is to annoy them to death.

Also because We Are Amused by your predicament and thus not likely to leave it alone anytime soon. Sorry.]

Ants all march to the beat of the same drum, do they not?

[risingshepard]

That's one way to decide on getting someone's attention.

Jury's out as to whether or not it's the best one.

[intemperiae]

I wasn't looking for attention, in point of fact.

< Same mun. Working with only 15 icons is suffering.

[exaltedshepard]

That's easy to miss. [Not.]

Not surprised you'd want to be left in peace with a mun like that, either. Anything and everything can become a reason for them to poke at us nowadays. [Ah, the weird pings people have... 8|; She half-heartedly shrugs.]

[colourofthesky]

[You see this smirk? You better, 'cause this smirk will haunt your dreams. Forever.]

[intemperiae]

[See this look? You better, puppy. Because he will still kick your ass if need be.]

I'm thrilled you find this amusing, Zack Fair.

[argentimperator]

[Just...icon.]

[intemperiae]

[Ditto.]

Don't.