dear_mun | Jul. 18th, 2013

Jul. 18th, 2013

Oh, quit your crying, already. Has anyone ever told you you're embarrassing? Seriously.

... Hey! I said cut it out!

Eesh. How am I supposed to get anything done around here with you being such a crybaby about everything? I have words to say to someone, you know. But if you keep it up like this, then she'll never be able to hear any of them!

...

Eugh.

healerofthevale

Weaver of stories, day-time dreamer, my work is not done. I have no place in another world unless that land too is ailing. Even so, my attention is focused on the Vale. My powers are the only ones strong enough to close the fissure - and, no, that is not only pride speaking. A Tayledras should know the extent of their abilities.

[A smile plays on his lips and he stretches.]

Ah, I too miss the days I could visit the hot springs as much as I liked. I never longed for company. But those days are gone - for now. I have hope that they will return. Keep hope and leave me to my craft.

implodes

Wow. That sure is a lot of comics you have there. You definitely have your work cut out for you. Best of luck okay? Let me know if you need any help working out the fuzzy details.

$3spooky5me: (=\)$

3spooky5me

Don't you think it's sad that you're pretty much roleplaying a fake blog that you made up? I mean as gaming goes I'm don't know much about the "amazing world of roleplaying", but I'm not sure I even qualify as a character. I'm just a blogger playing a video game, noooothing really exciting unless you like video gamers that much. I mean if you enjoy playing a bunch of words, be my guest, but I don't think it's exactly a sign of an especially sane human being.

(EDIT: Although I should give you props for doing this. Kidnapping someone and then telling them they don't even exist is a thousand times scarier than the ROM hack I'm playing. I bet it could even drive some person insane.)

plzappthis

Hey, you play from a canon, too?

Join my game!!!!!

outofthefreezer

Mun,

Are you sure you know what you're doing? I get it that you've done nothing but watch the show for the last two weeks since you made me, but do you have my voice? I mean, uh, not to give you more problems but spending six hours a day watching me isn't the best way to get to know how to use me.

Take some time, get used to me, don't go crazy.

unretirement

Okay, what's the big idea?

[ Blink. ]

.... Adventure? Me? Didn't you say I'd be 'probably homeless forever'? Mind you, I think I'd prefer that over being stranded who-knows-where.

shortpants_knight

I can hope that forgetting about me for a while might have solved your issues about my way of speaking, since canon doesn't actually give me any dialogue to work from. Though the dialogue options in some interactions might be a good starting point. So might a canon review.

This canon point... I've mentioned my issues with this point before, when you decided to use it for a musebox. I don't like it any more now than I did then. On top of that, I'm not going to be able to find Zelda in either of these places.

oddmalfoyout

Stop worrying. It'll turn out all right; probably better than you're expecting. Anyway, why're you so anxious about it, it's my life being toyed with.

Get to bed, you can bother her in the morning.

can_fall_no_lower

And so you once again plot to place me in a game with humans, having only now found yourself with enough time to start tormenting me anew.

I assure you, I will continue my work regardless of what restrictions you think this place will put on me. Your species is a menace, and for the good of all real people, your kind will be eliminated before you can do anymore damage in your violent rages. I have no use for this conversation other than to inform you that this will not be an effective way to end my mission.

unevenly

Might want to get on finishing your re-acquainting re-play before you go tossing me around. Just saying.

whitescalesbigmouth

Hey! Don't give me that look...

I know you're eager for me and him to do stuff together but sheesh! I mean c'mon I'm not really great at the whole romance thing in the first place, I don't even know what kind of thing Veser would enjoy doing together.

No, I'll just uh...stay here for a while and avoid the whole dating issue, yeah.

[Saft that kind of defeats the whole point of being in a relationship. :I]

cantakeoffmyhead

What's this -- Why hello there, Mundane!

That's an unusual name to call you. I like it! It sounds ... almost eerie. Isn't that nice? So! This is the start of our journey together! I'm sure it'll be terrifying. No, that's not the word is it. Pleasant! Yes, I'm sure it will be pleasant. You've gotten a ... a 'game' arranged for me, you think. I'm sure it will work perfectly. Now, no need to worry about voices, just a little rewatch of the charming movie will help.

Frightfully yours

Jack.

adingoatemygoogies

OI MUN!

This name isn't funny!

skrullbucks

I am not sure why you have such strong desires to have me meet this Kree. There are more important people to me, and I wish you would channel your energy into finding them. Karolina, Molly, even Victor would be preferable to the Kree Noh Varr. As amusing as you think it would be I wish you would stop pondering it, and do what you need to. I doubt this supposed crossover will include me, and even if it did I think that it would be irrelevant. So go and do something useful.

Like getting yourself of hiatus and actually giving me something useful to do. Important things.

jrs

As flattered as I am by your rekindled, albeit sudden, interest in my affairs, you're only wasting your time.

smilederek

A sexy splash fight.

You think I spent monday night having a sexy splash fight?

[Well gosh Derek I'm just trying to lighten the mood...]

Do me a favor and forget I exist again. I literally despise you.

dehumanizes

Whilst in theory it may be inconsequential to my affairs whatever it is you decide to do with me, Mundane, I believe it would be best if you did not stray from the limits of decency.

After all, even if it may not affect the course of time, I would appreciate if you did not stop me from accomplishing my duty.

battleoverbroads

You want to send me to a place where I have to touch humans?

Think you've finally been knocked off your rocker, lady. There's no way in hell I'd get that close to a human without killing them, especially with the canon point you seem to be so familiar with.

I don't know why I'm even responding to you, you have the attention-span of a rat. This will last as long as all your other character flings.

Go ahead. Send me there. It'll be fun.

inu_yasha

Just because I talked to an idiot doesn't mean I want to go anywhere.

pink_spider

Oh, come on. Don't use me to further your agenda.

The pun isn't even worth it.

crimson_sonar

( Spoilers? )

brand_of_disgrace

Look, it isn't my fault you're sick. Or that you're here with nothing to do.

Why don't you tumble or go into a tube or tweet or something like you do when you're NOT sick? Also, you really need new hobbies, because you have some weird ones. You're not a bird, and if rolling down things and crawling into tight spaces is your thing, maybe you should do what Cedric does.

Leo. What Leo does. Who the fuck...?

No, I'm not in a bad mood. Don't make stupid assumptions.

lovethathatch

Dude! You can't be serious -- things are going great at the city. [Pause.] Well, as great as things can go in a multi-universal hell hole. You can't seriously be thinkin' that it's time to throw in the towel for me.

...Look, I know three years is a damn long time, but... it's actually going pretty well. 'Sides, me'n Saft are actually a thing now. You can't just get me an awesome girlfriend and then say "nawww, time to go back in the toy box". What the hell?! I know you won't go through with it, and yeah, I'll have to leave eventually. But "eventually" doesn't mean "now".

'Kay? 'Kay.

validities

( mild spoilers under the cut )

butterflystroke

I don't find it funny in the least.

"You thought I would be cool." ...Then why are you still so smug? Your calculations were all wrong!

It's not about being cool anyway, it's about doing things beautifully... how am I supposed to do that when I can't swim...?

aquaphilia

If you want to swim, swim. It doesn't make sense to hold yourself back. [Because seriously, mun, Haru knows you can hear the pool outside your apartment window, and he knows you want to go out there and use it, so just use it. Believe him, he'd go out there and swim for you if he could.]

Just staying inside and dry is a waste of time. [If he had a pool he'd be in it all the time. I mean, he's dealing with all the swimming club stupidity because it means a pool all year round, sheesh.]

freaking

( spoilers for sdcc trailer i guess?? )

matchbook

So let me get this straight-- you want me to go to a sex island? Where this Belle was? Like people aren't already confusing me for her. I don't need to constantly be in this girl's shadow. I don't need you to confuse that fact.

You say 'Gold's there' like that's some incentive. I like the guy and all, but you go on about potential like there's something there. I barely know him.

--Granted, a sex island is one hell of an excuse to get to know someone. Plus I've been told there's some pretty good bars. I can get behind that.

iinventedpouty

Would you make up your mind already?! I'm getting bored!

Either leave me alone or put me in one of your 'games'. What? You can't think of one to put me in? Well start looking then!

I want to bring the chaos already!

buttpatting

I do not "pat butts."

[it's just a saying, bro. you're master butt patter.]

Not even Boston butts. They require a firmer grip than just a pat.

I leave the patting to the farmer in charge.

Are we done?

lavas

Don't take this the wrong way, but you really have no idea what you're getting yourself into. I'm not sure you have the patience to deal with someone like me. I'm adaptable, sure, but are you?

agent_west

Thanks for the icon of the most traumatic experience of my life. I'm so glad fanart covered what canon didn't get to after it was canceled.

You're really calling me morally ambiguous and yet you made that thing? Really?

agoodgirl

Mundane. Adjective. Of or pertaining to this world or earth as ontrasted with heaven; worldly; earthly. Also can be used to describe common; ordinary; banal; unimaginative. From the twelfth century Latin origin mundānus, “belonging to the world.” Noun. Slang. A person who does not belong to a particular group according to members of that group, implication is that such persons, lacking imagination, are concerned solely with the mundane. When applied to role-playing game, it is a term denoting the human behind the character.

[So much effort, you only needed the one definition.]

So I am correct in using the title "mun" when referring to you? I understand. Hello. How are you? My name is Ichinose Kotomi. A senior in Class A. My hobby is reading books. I would be happy if you would become my friend.

[Kotomi...]

You are not very talkative mun. That's fine, I don't mind it. So long as you have books, I don't mind staying here.

taijiya

I'm not even going to complain about being in that place to begin with. You've sent me to worse games in the past; at least this one has an ultimate purpose.

And yes, I suppose it was time that I finally went on a mission.

My issue is that you specifically requested one like that. With Kagura, of all people.

[It could be worse, Sango, I promise. (In fact, it will probably get worse, because your mun is a terrible person.)]

...Well, at least you're managing to keep up so far.

dimeliora

So... I started out this storm with superpowers that made me invincible... only to spend the rest of the time hammered off my ass.

Well, that was a pretty sharp descent. Stay classy, mun.

Oh, and about that lovely little addition to my canon, there?

[She shrugs.]

...You're not worth it, kid.

You're not worth it.

Take that for what it is and get the fuck out.

gin_glitch

People. I... I haven't talked to people in so long. My Pokegear doesn't keep track of the months, but I think it's been... a while. [His voice is hoarse, rusty and low from disuse. His tone is hopeful, but also so exhausted and without energy.] At least here it's day. I'd forgotten what sunlight's like. [His silver eyes squint at the light. His hair is sickly green-brown, not very clean though it's been brushed with care, hanging limply to his waist.] Even if you can't find a place for me, that's alright. This is alright.

I'd like to find my rival, though. I'm still the Silver to his Gold. And to her Crystal, too. I wonder how... how they handled it. When it happened.

...games don't take 'creepypasta AUs'? Well. I've walked on water. Things are never guaranteed.

Current Mood: exhausted

hasthepotential

Wow! I never thought I'd say it, but slow down! Take a breather, mun! I know your schedule has vastly opened up, but no one's saying you have to stuff it full right away, either! ♥

I'm glad you still have time for me, though, not gonna lie! You're spoiling me rotten, making me think I'm a favorite or something!

But keep in mind what senpai said. Don't push yourself too much? I know you think I'm invincible, but burning out isn't out of the question, either!

Let's focus on getting the team back together for now, ok?

beastflare

No.

There is nothing to be excited about. There is nothing to look forward to. The possibility that he --

No. Get it out of your head. We don't need any others.

miniholmes

So I hang out here and wait for people to talk too? I don't know, sounds like a waste of time to me. But I guess, depending on who I meet, it might be worth it to give it a few minutes.

chainsawwed

( cut for princely bitching and courier )

dancingtime

Hello!

Um, yes. I don't want to go to the place full of mean people where I can't have be a Blue.

I'd just be peach.

And that's not even a team.

mrrepublican

Alright, alright. No need to worry. I got this under control.

We just got to work things in a schedule. Post to a few box things there, maybe make some friends here. I mean, I know you don't want to toss me into any games or something yet, but we can at least try this out. Time management is very important, you know. I have personal experience.

...And I wouldn't worry about finding things for my face or anything, either. There's plenty of me to go around!

kaijurockstar

Alright! High-five! Really glad we're on the same page, 'cuz like, for a while there, I didn't think you were ever going to give me a go. I mean, so the username might not be the best choice ever, and I can live with that, I really can, but maybe you should go ahead and watch my movie just a couple more times before you think about joining any games or making any ball-and-chain commitments.

Okay. Whew. Lotta stuff right there. Just a couple more things though. Official novelization? Take a peek, can't hurt. And uh, go grab some more icons. I swear I can make expressions that aren't ones where I may or may not be shitting my pants. And please, man, don't watch too much of that TV show with that dude who kind of looks like me. You might end up thinking I'm stupid or something, which I'm totally not. Right?

imashaaaaark

HA!

By Arthur Curry's fish-sack, this is fantastic! After all of this time, my day in the sun has finally come! It's clearly the age of the shark!

Come on, we need to capitalize on this, strike while the bait's still on the hook. I want the whole shebang. Merchandise, interviews, buffet appearances, webisodes. ALL about me! It'll be perfect. People have shark fever right now.

...Eh? Huh? What do you mean, mun? Who better to advertise about shark movies than KING Shark? You just don't have any vision at all, do you?

deathwarder

Why is everyone discussing dragons all of a sudden?

Mortals baffle me.

oro

It sure is quiet around here, that it is.

["Makes you feel lonely, doesn't it? Being the only one..."]

It is all right. If it means everyone can rest in peace, wherever they are, this one has no complaints. Besides, there are many others here even if they do not speak to me.

["...shouldn't that make you feel even lonelier?"]

Was there something you wanted me to do, Mundane-dono?

[CRICKETS CHIRP.]

... I see. Well, if you change your mind, this one is at your service, that I am.

ultra_vi

...Well, don't be too surprised. Just because my powers are defensive by nature doesn't mean I can only use them defensively.

Don't underestimate what I can do.

cunningdoll

Oh hell yeah, brownies! They're only one of the sweetest things to eat besides cake and ice cream!

Make sure to get first dibs! {But.. but my brothers made them...} Who cares?! Just. Just grab some before they eat them all! You know they will, so don't be a sloucher this time!

I CAN SMELL THEM so don't hesitate! An excellent brownie is one that's fresh from the oven!

And baked with love. I think they did put a lot of love in that, or else they'd still be in their packaging, ne?

{Okay, so, what? No complaints?}

I'm in a good mun, mood. Gah! Good MOOD, MUN! Don't ruin this!

redshoememories

I did not expect you to pick me over Raleigh. He seems more your type of character. I will not complain though; I am honored by this opportunity.

[Though it's an interesting headspace, that's for sure.]

I just hope I will not let you down. I do not know how much entertainment I can provide for you, mun-san. There is not much I can do on my own.

boundbyheart

Stop getting excited. It's four fucking people.

[Fanning herself and looking unimpressed.]

And I don't even want to deal with any more of the people from my world, anyways. The demon slayer is enough, and Sesshomaru left. They'd just get in my way and on my nerves. But you would like that, wouldn't you?

sweetsweetdevil

--For your sudden burst of productivity! Which is weird, yeah? But it is true! The little devil on your shoulder's the cause of all this overdue writing and playing and so I demand to be rewarded!

[His tail swings back and forth as he grins that mischievous grin.]

Cake and se--!

[And gets halted because THIS IS A FAMILY PLACE, ARTIE! GOSH! The tail flops and he pouts mutinously but only for a few seconds.]

Fine. But you know what I want.

And I want it now!!!

fashionistar

You mean I'm hot to trot?

Took you long enough, honey-boo. All that fussing over a rule? We got to be breaking you of that habit. Rules are made to be broke. And I am here to be showing you how to do it in real style.

Time for this Starr to sparkle, baby. Watch out Capitol, here I come.

Starr out.

I think we have issues.

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