[She giggles as she looks up at the giant rabbit. He's lucky she's not hugging him silly.]
And we all know, you'd never let a dingo do such a thing to your googies. [Not that she knew what a dingo or a googie was, but that isn't the point as she's endeavoring to make the Easter Bunny feel better.]
[Oh boy it's kneeling, it's going to rip her head off and--
No wait it's just talking.
Alessa narrows her eyes warily, but thus far, this spirit has not tried to eat or maim her. This is a plus.] Uh... Mother said that heathen parents do it so their heathen children will go along with their false religion. [She approaches carefully, her curiosity getting the better of her. She stays unsmiling, but at least she doesn't seem upset.] I think I found one of your eggs once. It was too pretty for one of the other parents to make. I figured maybe you really were real, even if Mother didn't believe.
[Oh my robot god, that's the Easter Bunny standing there, real as can be. Please excuse her while she all but hops in place, ready to hustle right on over to introduce herself before a thought hits her and she tilts her head with a confused expression.]
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Keep it down ya bloody icicle!
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I got myself a sense of humor! I just don't need people laughin' at my googies!
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[She's really trying not to laugh and hides her smile behind her hand.]
Well it's certainly....unique?
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[Bunny's just gonna flail in frustration]
I got enough people calling me fluffy! I don't need 'em laughing at my googies!
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This one also laughing his ass off.]
It's perfect, Peter Cottontail. [Excuse him while he tries to high-five Bunny's mun.]
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Eh, go bugger off ya snowflake!
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Uh, I don't think I will.
[He manages to pause his laughter long enough to lean on his staff and grin at Bunny.] I'm not done laughing at you yet. I like your mun already.
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[his ears flatten]
Don't get me started on my mun, mate. She's got way too many things planned f'me.
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Good to see you, Bunny. By the way.]
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Thanks, Sandy.
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[She giggles, knowing well how the name came about.]
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Alright, it might be a little funny.
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And we all know, you'd never let a dingo do such a thing to your googies. [Not that she knew what a dingo or a googie was, but that isn't the point as she's endeavoring to make the Easter Bunny feel better.]
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Oh God.
Oh God.]
You are real.
[She kind of shrinks a little, but she can't stop staring. She's used to spirits snapping and trying to murder her, so she's prepared to bolt.]
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O'course I'm real. Who else is gonna hide eggs?
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No wait it's just talking.
Alessa narrows her eyes warily, but thus far, this spirit has not tried to eat or maim her. This is a plus.] Uh... Mother said that heathen parents do it so their heathen children will go along with their false religion. [She approaches carefully, her curiosity getting the better of her. She stays unsmiling, but at least she doesn't seem upset.] I think I found one of your eggs once. It was too pretty for one of the other parents to make. I figured maybe you really were real, even if Mother didn't believe.
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[Oh my robot god, that's the Easter Bunny standing there, real as can be. Please excuse her while she all but hops in place, ready to hustle right on over to introduce herself before a thought hits her and she tilts her head with a confused expression.]
What's a 'googie?'
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Googies...you know, eggs.
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That's a neat name for eggs!
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... What does it mean?
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Don't you worry your pretty little little head about it.
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