In response to "Sharknado" and the upcoming "Ghost Shark" on SyFy.

[imashaaaaark]

HA!

By Arthur Curry's fish-sack, this is fantastic! After all of this time, my day in the sun has finally come! It's clearly the age of the shark!

Come on, we need to capitalize on this, strike while the bait's still on the hook. I want the whole shebang. Merchandise, interviews, buffet appearances, webisodes. ALL about me! It'll be perfect. People have shark fever right now.

...Eh? Huh? What do you mean, mun? Who better to advertise about shark movies than KING Shark? You just don't have any vision at all, do you?

Comments

[sharknado]

[ ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE SHARKNADO! WHOOSH ]

[imashaaaaark]

Aaaaaaaaah!

[Digs his claws into the ground.]

You're not gettin' me!

I'm sorry, it had to be done.

[chronosoldier]

... We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[imashaaaaark]

Dude, I can totally punch holes in the bottom of boats.

[deathwarder]

[You are a talking shark.

This is hilarious, but not all that surprising in World of Amazing Fantasy Creaturescraft. Neither are shark torpedoes. DESTROYER OF WORLDS verdict: UNIMPRESSED]

Obsessing over a vastly inferior species? How typical of their kind.

[imashaaaaark]

I don't need to get lectured on that by a giant, talking smoker grill.

[borntobewildcat]

I assume you've never seen the glory that is Shark Week?

[imashaaaaark]

It's the same crap every year. I don't need to be educated about what I am.

[borntobewildcat]

Have you ever thought about getting your own segment on it? Because, no offense, I don't think the shark fad will last otherwise.

[flashingtheimpulse]

Man...beer battered shark bites do sound really good bout now! Maybe whip some chipotle dipping sauce or even some freaking honey mustard.

[imashaaaaark]

Oh, you're a scream, kid.

[flashingtheimpulse]

[Bart chuckled for a moment as he nodded his head in agreement.]

Yep, heard that before. So how do you know AC anyways?

[imashaaaaark]

I've known more than one Aquaman and I ain't liked a one.

Here, have a Deadshot.

[goodbad_imthguywiththgun]

[ fires a shot at his old/current team member's chest ]

Hey. Big Guy.

[imashaaaaark]

Well, you never change.

[goodbad_imthguywiththgun]

Lighten up. It's a greeting. Thought it'd be better than getting you a Hallmark card.