revives muse...

[chainsawwed]

its about fuckin time you paid attention to me again
as number elevven on our hemospectrum i consider this an outrage
evven for a pinkish sandfucker like yourself

wwhatevver

im not sure wwhat is processin in your thick skulled plebian mind as to wwhat is the next step
you can start by polishin my shoes i think they havve gathered enough dust
my wwhole collection a shoes for that matter

look i just think you outta knoww wwhat youre actually doin here
leavvin sub royalty to rot an then out a fuckin no wwhere
a neww username isnt that the bees knees right there or wwhat is it you lot say
i really hope not because i hate bees

im not sure wwhich is wworse
dust in my fins or a shitty username
either wway its a fuckin pain in the ass and i think you owwe me somethin or twwo
like a paid account for more of my face space thanks much
just sayin

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[cunningdoll]

Bake me some cupcakes with some creamy frosting on top and I'll polish your shoes 'til you can see your reflection in 'em.

*He's bored. Why not?*

[chainsawwed]

wwoww i sincerely hope you are jokin cause that aint happenin

[cunningdoll]

Why would I joke about that?

[chainsawwed]

i should havve knowwn this unpleasin reaction from such an inferior race
ugh my fins are curlig in distaste at your ignorance

because a my status i ought to be treated wwith utmost respect but that hardly evver happens so i dont knoww wwhy i evven fuckin bother tryin

but it aint happenin

[cunningdoll]

Not everything can be gained for nothing in return. I was proposing a trade.

*He walks up to him, and peers at him with an almost sickeningly sweet expression.*

But if you want me to disrespect you, I suppose I could break your bones.

*He really isn't planning on it, but god damn.*

And I'm flattered that you think I'm human. Really. It means I blend in well enough.

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

D --> I doubt the mundane will listen to a seadweller like you

[chainsawwed]

i havve my wway of persuasion eq
besides i used to be her favvorite but times change and wwhat not
honestly im not too surprised but she wwill bounce back to me if i twwist her arm a little just wwait

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

D --> You would go against your commander
D --> How bold

[chainsawwed]

not quite
my so called commander wwill tender to my needs after a bit a coaxin

look noww shes evven considerin a game
that didnt take much at all noww did it

[dolphinately]

Oar you could just be )(APPY to be dusted off, --Eridan
My mundane is still debaiting me

[chainsawwed]

wwell honestly they should dust you off i mean
wwhats not to really like about you

infact i wwish my wwriter human wwould consider adoptin you into the head space as wwell

[desertdaggers]

…

Well, there's a mental image I never thought I'd have. [grimacing because why]

[chainsawwed]

wwhat
are you referrin to the shitty name

because there are hundreds more names she could havve fuckin picked that could havve been better
an a hundred more that could havve been wworse

trust me

[desertdaggers]

There's been a lot of interesting names around, definitely.

But really, sand's enough of a pain without going and asking for it.

[lumigenitor]

I Simply Cannot Resist
I Must Profess My Fondness For That Username

[chainsawwed]

oh i dont wwant to hear that from you
you think i dont fuckin already knoww that

my wwriter has a rather twwisted sense of humor