dear_mun | May. 18th, 2013

May. 18th, 2013

Mademoiselle:
It's not that I do not appreciate the effort. And I am glad to have my family here, even if it is only a part of it.
But I am going to be frank and admit that I did not expect the twins to be the one to appear first. ~~(You know that I am going to keep those two in line and now's not the best time to bring them.)~~
Anyhowm it's good to have the family here.
Yours sincerely
Irma

faustianphantom

Must you torment me more? I can't imagine what others think of me at this point. [Not that he cares. Much.] I must look like a raving lunatic! How can you expect me to make any headway in the city when you shackle me to your ridiculous ideas? Use the girl if you must.

amygdalae

No, I'm not ready at all, but you're not going to listen to me anyway.

[Pause.]

Of course I'm glad that things are going to get better after this, but--surely you could have done this in a less dramatic fashion.

[A sigh, and he rubs his face.]

I'm not even going to try to understand what's going through your mind now. It's exhausting enough as it is having to live through all that's happened.

britannicide

About damn time you got to fixing the things. It certainly took you long enough for how much you claim it was bothering you. ~~Well done~~ No, your laziness does not warrant a compliment, you should have been more proactive about fixing them.

In regards to the rest of your evening, you certainly seem to have a knack for purposely upsetting yourself. Your so-called "feelings" are an embarrassment. [His mouth quirks uncomfortably.] Please stop. Besides, my-- our actions were never meant to garner your, nor anyone else's, pity...

...

( Cut because this is too wordy already )

combomove

♪ No wonder I feel thousand petals
I'm walkin' by cherry blossoms in the sky
Feels exciting to be living
No wonder I feel so tired of talkin'
There's so much to take in today ♪

aisenma

Is he here? I'm tired of running from him.

Can I go to a game? He can't follow me here, right? I'm safe... I have to be safe...

Current Mood: exhausted

blesstheoutcasts

You have a nerve, thinking you can just pick me up and throw me somewhere. Well, I simply will not have it. I have not given in to Frollo and I will not give into you now. Do not think you can control my actions. I will not sit back and let you do that. It is my life, and I will keep it that way. I do not want to go to a world of dreams; there is enough magic in Paris, and besides, there are things to be done. Perhaps my death will liberate the gypsies. Perhaps it will end Frollo's campaign against us. Perhaps we will be treated as equals. But that will only happen with my death, or his. Let me die. Let me be with Phoebus in death, wherever we end up. If we are all God's children, we will surely be together

livinginthefeymarch

Hey! Hey! calm down! You knew university was going to be tough and... you know it's not your fault if you had to finish the issue for the 15th and your tutor just didn't tell you. Now... it's two o'clock in th morning and you worked hard for five hours bu you're almost done now. And you know what? When you finish it we will be free. Both of us! You're a queen in inactivity, you know? But tomorrow everything will be done. Done. Don't you like the idea? Keep fighting, mun, there's no 'peroneal neuropathy prevention' issue that will stop us!

ex_trustful547

How do you do, Miss Mun? It is a pleasure to meet you.

I'm happy that you would consider sending me to a new place to experience the outside world some more but... is it truly okay to go without Simon? I'm certain he would worry.

Ah. No, I'm confident that Simon will find me wherever I should go! We'll know more that way, right?

I wish to learn more! I wish to learn about this 'world' some more!

ex_pistolero575

Yeah, great, you're jacked up on creativity. That's not my fucking problem. We did this already, remember?

It didn't work out then and now's not going to be any different. Just play with one of your other guys. You got nothing for me and believe me, sugartits, the feeling is mutual. Leave me to smoke in peace.

As for that ghost ship? Go fuck yourself with a rusty spoon. It's not happening.

gelu

No.

I'm not doing it. You can't make me. Seriously, I'm not that starved for attention, what kind of guy d'you take me for? You think you can just--stick me in here, and be like, "Go on tell them all a story about how much summer sucks," and then we all bond over seasonal biases or something? I mean really. Everybody knows the answer to that question anyway, summer's always been overrated. That's just fact.

[But Jack this is your perfect chance to vent about how your life is suffering--]

No, I don't need to vent about anything, 'cause I'm totally just fine and dandy over here, thanks. --And by that I mean that I would be fine and dandy, if I hadn't just spent the last four weeks stuck on a sadistic cargo ship. That thing doesn't even have seasons! It was a week! One week of hundred-degree weather, 'cause someone up top thought it'd be funny. And whose fault's that again? Oh, right.

[Now you're just being silly, bro.]

Yeah, well, now I'm just gonna be over here ignoring you too. Go find somebody else to play your games with today, lady, I'm not the guy you're looking for. [Jack pls don't be a sulk--] I'll be a sulk if I feel like being a sulk! And I wasn't kidding when I said I'd ignore you. It's happening right now. Not listening to another word.

So leave me alone.

[After which point Jack proceeds to live up to his word and SULK MOST REBELLIOUSLY!! on this perch on this half-iced table. Because clearly this is the utmost height of mutiny. And mutiny is a thing that is happening today, oh yes.]

doingthemistything

... You did it, mun. You really did it.

I know you're kind of just sitting there thinking "now what?", but... don't worry about that just yet, okay? I'm not saying to not worry about it at all, but you deserve a pat on the back and then some. Take a bit of time to relax; you've earned it. Maybe this would be a little more meaningful coming from one of your muses who's been here longer than I have, but I'm proud of you. You traversed that entire thirteen-year road--heck, you've been at it for almost as long as I've been alive--and you've come out of it just fine. I know you've felt like you'd never be through, that you'd never get through it... but even in the short time I've been in your headspace, you've come a long way.

There's a new road ahead of you, but you don't have to set out immediately. You've been making plans for a while now and... well, for a couple days, just relax and not worry about it. Just... congratulations. Take a little break--you more than deserve it!

feelsbending

Time to bring me out again, huh lady? Even though you haven't even mentioned me in months. No, no. You don't have to explain yourself. I know how these things go. [ TOTALLY COOL, BRO ]

[ ... ]

[ and then comes a lip wobble ]

But you don't write, you don't call. You just. Forget that I even existed. [ a deep, sad breath ]

Which is fine. I am so totally fine with that.

I'll just go. Find some noodles for lunch or for drowning out sorrow or something.

Super fine with it still, by the way.

notmeanorgreen

I am happy for you. I really am. [Though he says so , he is not acting like he is very pleased. There is a glint in his eye as Bruce absently shifts from one foot to the other]

Marriage is big step. Domestic life. Happiness. You both must be very happy. I mean- [Pauses, putting on a smile.] Congratulations! Really.

I know that you think I'm bitter about this. But I can assure you that my entire personality does not revolve around the fact that I cannot have a domestic life that contains any normalcy. I have the capacity to be happy for someone and be genuine about it. So yes. Congratulations, mun

golddayinhell

Ah, Amy-dono? King-dono? Mundane-dono?

This electrical baked goods product will not release my slices of bread. I will fight it if I must, in an honourable duel! But I do not know quite how to approach said duel, it will not even respond to my requests for satisfaction!

to_serve

So, you think you can come right back after six months and I'll be thrilled or something? Listen, take a good look at your free time before going any further. Then maybe play with me in the sandboxes first. Remember, we didn't fit so well the first time. I'm willing to give it another try, but you better be sure about this.

rationality

Hold on a minute. Yes, I can see that you're enjoying your hypothetical situation, it's just that there isn't much point, is there? It's wrong. You know just as well as I do that none of that would happen to me, because unlike in the root-universe, no one in my branch-universe is that stupid.

Let's look at this and just destroy any possibility of it ever happening, okay? So, I'm supposed to compete in the Triwizard Tournament - some kind of incredibly dangerous and life-threatening contest to show up two other schools, which is the dumbest reason I've ever heard to make a bunch of students fight dragons - because the magical name-choosing device pulled my name out in addition to the maximum limit of three competitors. Apparently, that's good enough for the root-universe, but there are a whole lot of things wrong with that when you try to apply it to mine.

( why is this tl;dr, oh my god. )

Not that I'd die, if I did compete. Of course I'd win, especially if I was a Fourth Year.

... Uh, feel free to go back to your hypothetical situation now, if you want. You just might need a better reason than, "A magical cup told me to."

1970s

I thought you said we were done, lassie.

You're no longer in touch with the people who used to want me around and 'm not sure how prepared I am to start over and reroll and all of that.

deathsought

... No. I've done enough harm. I won't ruin another world.

paperwaiting

[ It's time to get off your back and stop flailing around, maybe watch the show all over again? That's just a suggestion, of course. ]

dreamsofthestars

Honestly, mundane, if you're so worried about what people will "think about it", what are you doing letting me out in the first place? I was, in fact, perfectly content where I was. So, you know, you could just leave me be instead.

No?

All right, stop worrying, then.

If that's settled, why don't we take this chance to snatch that TARDIS a little earlier or something. You can do that, can't you? It's not like they teach us how to control a Type 40 anyway, so if I won't know how to control it in the future, I might as well start early!

[ Yeah, no, not really how it works. ]

Well, that's dull.

[ He sniffs, and makes a sound of annoyance, not unlike the "hm" of the old man who would come to be known as the Doctor. ]

aviophobia

( here there be spoilers )

hatemance_valley

SO YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO RECOGNIZE ME WITHIN THIS CRAMPED SPACE YOU CALL YOUR CRANIAL SPACE CAVITY!
WELL GOOD IT IS ABOUT TIME.
WHAT IS THE OCCASION OH DEAR MUN.
WHICH WAIT A FUCKS SECOND.
WHY IS IT THAT YOU ARE A MUN, SO VAST AND RULING.
ISN'T IT THE IRONIC FACT THAT I AM YOUR CREATOR AND YOU ARE NOW RULING ME.
HAHAHAHA!
I THINK NOT. I ONLY PUT UP WITH YOU.
IT'S A UNDERSTANDING WE HAVE BETWEEN CREATOR AND CREATION, DON'T GET TO COMFORTABLE. IN FACT WHY NOT JUST STEP DOWN NOW AND THANK ME FOR YOUR DYSFUNCTIONAL EXISTENCE.
NOW I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THIS PROBLEM.

thunderleader

It's been years, mun.

I'm very glad that you're love for my series has reawakened. But you've got a lot on your plate already. And would you really want to bring me back? You like to play from the end of canons, and I am, well...

[He pauses, kneads at the ground.] You're very aware of how my story ended.

If you really want to play from my series, why not consider one of the others in my Clan? I know you have a strong liking for some of my kin.

intangiblepryde

Just admit it, you have no idea what you're doing.

Remember, admitting it is the first step.

womanwhobeatyou

Let's see how long you last, pet.

protectour

You're really trying this again, what makes you think it will work this time? I appreciate your interest in me - but it is not needed. Go look after Padmé, I know she's in your head as well. Take care of her, protect her - keep her safe.

Do what I could not.

pamcake

Wow, so we're really doing this, huh? Well, then, OK! Yeah! Let's-- Let's do this!

Whoo! [ she punches the air a little, then cringes. ] ... I took it too far, didn't I?

filthwizard

Dear Mundane,

I don't care how loud I am. You're supposed to ignore me when I'm loud, like an annoying neighbourhood dog that won't shut up. That's how it works. But instead, you've dragged me into the limelight - I already have a permanent hangover, I absolutely do not need to be dragged into any bright light of any kind! You're a disgusting, torturous person and both of your parents must be terribly ashamed.

Although - if you really want me to do this, feel free to go out and make a fool of yourself in the nightclubs in front of all your arsehole friends again like you did the other night. Maybe I'll stick around to watch.

-BB

Current Mood: aggravated

scares

Mun.

Fin and I didn't bet on the outcome of the game. At least not like that.

Stop asking. [Especially since it is that same mun that always cruelly keeps him from getting anywhere with his beloved neighbour when they are in a game together...]

Thanks for watching, though.

[Because the downside to existing in a headspace is that you can only watch what your mun watches, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE DONE. On the other hand it would have spared him the questions from his mun regarding how Finland will pay the lost bet on the victory, because surely they had one...]

ohmycod

ok
im a patient troll just ask anybody
whale ok no dont ask anybody that theyre all liars
what my point is here is ive given you way more time than you deserve

whenre you gonna net me a serket classic
yeah yeah shore weve got poser badgirl wannabe flavor around but
cmon i dont got to explain nofin to you
i dont miss her glubbin or her adorabubble fish puns or anyfin like that
its just weird not havin her around is all

so yeah get on it
and i dont want to hear no carping aboat how hard it is

pledged_to_me

Great bloody waste of three hours that was. Five bloody points! Even Spain and me brothers were doin' better than me! Spain!

I was even sendin' talent this year! Might as well have been sendin' Jedward and that thrice blasted puppet for all the good it was doin' me!

Was bein' me show once, lass. Seven time Eurovision winner. What was happenin'?

--Brigid Erin Aine O'Donnell

Current Music: Only Love Survives -- Ryan Dolan

jyuuken

Please treat me kindly.

I-Is that really a place you think I would be happy, Mun?

I don't mean to be ungrateful, really I don't, but...

But that's really an inappropriate kind of game! I... yes, I want to see Neji-niisan again, but in such a situation...

It would be very embarrassing for both of us. I hope that you will find a way to do this more thoughtfully.

gleans

Hey, as long as I can call her Lottie Da, I'm completely cool with the change. She's been barely-there for years, dude, and now I can finally feel her stepping out of the dark, it's pretty fucking cool.

Get the sketchbook out, girlfriend, it's time to do your thing.

lt_linguist

( Spoilers! )

palerapture

jeez, it's about time mun.
how long were you planning on sitting there thinking this over?
you already decided to ditch those other guys for me, so it's kind of stupid to wait and think something would just magically appear.
if you want a home for me, you should just say so and let's get it over with.
come on, you've gotta have some ideas that aren't totally lame.

femalething

Pookie!

We never do anything fun anymore. What the hell is up with that, baby? These are things you should definitely fix, like asap. Please don't make me beg.

exponentially

( spoilers for into darkness. )

handstomyself

So, you 'ave taken an interest in me?

I suspect this 'as something to do with that doggy's story. No? Ah, ah, you are a bad liar.

Stick to what you are good at... and find a place for me to do what I am good at.

looklikeicare

Let's think about this...

No.

You, me, and this game? Not going to happen. And bribing me with booze? Nope, not going to change the answer. I got all the booze I need right here, and, without a tacky collar.

kirk_tng

Well. That at least begins to answer my question.

grownintodreams

Dear Mun,

( Spoilers for Star Trek: Into Darkness )

Continuing, I can't tell which one of us is supposed to be flattered by this comparison, myself or Captain Kirk. The elder character, I suppose, but that is relatively ambiguous.

Also, that is not an invitation to find a game for me to interact with this Federation captain or any other; I think you'll find Gregor's business and my own duties keep my life interesting. Not to mention I would like some time with my wife and children on occasion.

-- Miles Vorkosigan

grandioseillusions

...You think you're being clever with that name, don't you?

How cute.

Truly, your talent with wordplay must know no bounds.

brolloquialisms

HEEEEEEEEEEEEY MUNBROSIS!

You're a pretty classy lady, y'know that? Yeah that's right, I totally saw you eating that huge glob of peanut butter right outta the jar when you had that sandwich this morning!

[...Yes, yes he's totally earnest about that. No sarcasm whatsoever.]

Not t'mention snackin' on Reese's Pieces at work! AND you're a smoooooooooth PB gal to boot?

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful brolationship.

rubbery

Mun-girl!! You big, stupid asshole! Who said you could lock me in that he-hen's place for so long??! There weren't even any chickens!

[ ... No, Luffy, it's called a 'headspace'. Still pissed, he drums within himself, making a 'hmmmmmmmMM!!!' sound. ] AHHH!! DAMMIT! WHEN I FIND YOU, I'LL BEAT YOU UP!

[ Okay, calming a little, he starts to look around. So, he's in a new environment after all. ]

Anyway, what kind of island is this?

gentlemanscientist

Are you sure about this?

You haven't even found Maxwell yet. I just think Chester and I should get back to wor-- ...You spoiled yourself? About what happens to me?

N-No I'd rather not find out now! What will be, will be. Chester and I have much work to do. There are science... things to be done!

seem

It's a long road behind you, and a long road ahead. That's the way it'll always be — best not to dwell too long.

I think we have issues.

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