canon is 'Once Upon a Time in Mexico'

[ex_pistolero575]

Yeah, great, you're jacked up on creativity. That's not my fucking problem. We did this already, remember?

It didn't work out then and now's not going to be any different. Just play with one of your other guys. You got nothing for me and believe me, sugartits, the feeling is mutual. Leave me to smoke in peace.

As for that ghost ship? Go fuck yourself with a rusty spoon. It's not happening.

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[ofdrumsthesound]

I don't think swearing is going to work too well.

[ex_pistolero575]

Nothing does so I might as well spice it up a bit. Makes things more less repetitive.

[ofdrumsthesound]

I'd think swearing would itself become repetitive after a while.

[ex_pistolero575]

That's why you use variety. For instance, 'fuckmook'. That's not one you drop commonly. It has to be said at the best time.

[ofdrumsthesound]

I'm not sure what that would even mean, exactly.

So, what's you name?

[ex_pistolero575]

[Sighs.] No, no. You're missing the whole point of the thing. It's not about sense, it's about impact. If the word you need isn't available, then you either make one up, or switch languages. Savvy?

... Sands. No first name, don't ask. 'Agent Sands' if you're feeling formal.

[ofdrumsthesound]

You should change your name if you hate it that much. *He grins.* Call me Harry.

And I'm afraid I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi. But not the other kind.

[ex_pistolero575]

[He hears the grin in the words, doesn't see it. There's a reason his sunglasses are so dark.]

Who said I hated it? It's fitting. Sands of time if you want to be fucking poetic. It doesn't make sense, but neither does the government.

Good for you, Harry. The world needs more sorts like that. [Sarcasm so sharp it almost seems serious.] Correct the wrongs of other's mistakes.

[ofdrumsthesound]

It's not like I'm perfect, dear boy. Anything but, really.

You hate your first name, though, now don't you?

[ex_pistolero575]

If you were a goddamned saint, we wouldn't be talking. Those people are boring.

[Watch him not answer the question for a moment. A nicotine fix is more important.]

Maybe I don't, and well, maybe I do. What does it matter to you?

[ofdrumsthesound]

*He shrugs.* Names interest me. I have so many of them . . .

I'm less of a saint than anyone you're likely to meet.

[ex_pistolero575]

That remains to be seen. [Just a small smirk at his choice of words, some private joke only he knows.] Ever attempted to overthrow a government? Man that was one helluva party.

And anyway, aliases. Never had use of them myself. Why adopt new names when you can get a new lackey?

[ofdrumsthesound]

Attempted? I've done it. Done it so often I'm frankly sick of it.

Because old names can bring back memories best left forgotten. Plus, people using one language can't always pronounce names from another.

[ex_pistolero575]

[Names... are boring. Ignoring that part of the conversation entirely because you, good sir with the delightful accent, has pinged his interest.]

A successful coup d'état? I'm sure there's a plural on that, but I don't care. I want names and dates.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Let me think . . . 33,742, Kanulbaris B; -17,702, Old Atlantis, 115-Apple-Squid-5, New New New Earth; Year of the Screaming Janoks, Farbloowgah; and all those times on Tivoli, but of course they barely count--I'm guessing none of them ring a bell, do they?

Honestly, the time-unaware can be so boring.

[ex_pistolero575]

[His mouth sets into a slightly annoyed line.]

You lost me from the start, fuckmook. Mind explaining any of that?

[ofdrumsthesound]

I'm an alien. And a time traveler. I have two hearts and everything--where's that stethoscope . . .

[ex_pistolero575]

So the aliens are British now? Somehow, that doesn't surprise me. No need to bring your medical fetish into this, by the by. I'd much rather feel two heartbeats than hear it.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Fetish? I have pockets that are bigger on the inside, and a stethoscope is hardly the weirdest thing in them. I have attack spiders, Time bombs and tiny civilizations in my pocket.

But if you'd rather feel me up, go ahead.

SANDS!!!

[thesoulbound]

Smoking isn't good for your health.


-=He'll ignore sugartits for now.=-

I've missed him and seeing the film yesterday brought him back!

[ex_pistolero575]

[Just for that comment, you're getting a few smoke rings in your direction.]

So is being a government agent. Tell me something I don't know.

These two were biffles a lifetime ago in a game.

[thesoulbound]

Mm.

-=nope, he didn't miss the smoking, that's for sure.=-

More than likely, if you're here your mun might be thinking of putting you somewhere.

interesting!

[ex_pistolero575]

I wouldn't be here if she wasn't. It's some ghost ship that will give me eyes again after a lengthy period of signing my soul away to suck off the devil's giant dick. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

The joke's on them. I don't have a soul or a single fuck to give.

[thesoulbound]

How pleasant.

I suppose that's marginally better than getting your mind messed with by just handing them to you in a jar.

-=Yes, that was a thing. Thank you, DeathGate.=-

[ex_pistolero575]

'Getting your mind messed with'. A whole lot of words just to say 'mindfuck'. C'mon. You can use naughty language. Try it once, you'll feel better.

And anyway eyes in a jar? Boring. Not to mention quite gross.

[thesoulbound]

I can. I prefer to wait for something meaningful to happen, first. My brother uses it all the time and the effectiveness is lost.

Yes. Well, I wasn't the one who took them out of the jar and was trying to put them in my eye sockets.


-=Subject change!=-

So there's a ghost ship? Are there actual ghosts there?