dear_mun | Feb. 13th, 2013

Feb. 13th, 2013

I can't believe you!

[Like every conversation between a muse and their mun, it begins quite violently with shouting and threats of bodily harm.]

As if my suffering at Eldritch Academy wasn't enough to wet your appetite for my despair. Must you honestly have that dolt fawn over me during this silly holiday? Valentine's Day isn't apart of my culture, and I don't feel as if I should be subjugated to endure such a horrifying experience. Nor do I believe that wretched she-elf, Cordie, should be my mate.

[Elfarian lets out a deep sigh before continuing with his rant. He has a bone to pick with his mun.]

I can barely stand the witch. She is a monster through and through. There's times when I wonder whether or not she is an elf. She behaves like an adolescent child, and even her own sister can't stand her.

[He huffs in annoyance.]

Besides, I dislike her hair. Her hair is green. Green. Green is such a putrid color.

wonderbolt

Hey, mun!

It's great that you decided on putting me over there this soon, I mean, it's great to get out there.

But we need to have a little talk about the whole "oh, I'm not a pony anymore" thing. This two-legged body thing with no wings isn't going to work out. I'm a pegasus I fly. I'm a pony and I walk on four legs, not this weird two thing.

You know how awkward that's going to be? I mean come on, I was the best flier in Equestria! Being awkward and off-balance is going to make all of that look like a joke!

Digging the fire pony you're thinking of giving me, though. I guess that's a good compensation.

skypsalms

I know that it isn't a really nice place, but it's really nice to see you so excited about something again, Mundane-san. Even though you're super busy a, and you stay up super late catching up on your school work - I'm really happy.

Let's just hope we both have lots of fun and remember this feeling for a long while, okay?

waytobealive

I'm not usually one to question orders. You know that, obviously.

But I can't help but think this isn't a good idea. You already have three muses from Stargate, three main characters I might add. And I really have a lot of work to do. Sheppard's paperwork won't do it self, as much as he thinks it will.

Also, the journal name isn't very funny. Nor are the cracks about DADT.

But whatever you say, ma'am.

EDIT: Back away from the memes, ma'am. You made this journal tonight. At least give me one night to adjust before you make the situation worse.

motivational

Alright, so. We've already figured out that me being toyed around with is a thing that's happening. Okay, I'm used to my life spiraling out of control. Believe me, this is nothing new to me. There's just a few things I wanna hash out here. Starting with the fact that you want to drop my age a few years. Want my advice? Don't alter perfection. Don't fly too close to the sun or you'll get burnt. So maybe I'm not some plucky little seventeen year old with a backpack and a virginity badge, but I'm pretty sure I'm working what I got. So let's not ruin that.

The second part, and this is pretty minor. Just. You want to send me to Hogwarts. You want to AGE ME DOWN and send me to. Hogwarts. Are you twelve? No. Am I twelve? No. We're both a little old for this, don't you think? This is crazytown.

Wait. Abed is going to be there? I don't really think he needs me there, he's going to be having the time of his life. He definitely doesn't need me there to keep an eye on him. You can't get much more meta than being a character from a tv show playing a character in a book that's a movie franchise. He'll be fine.

..Annie too? [God damn it.] Okay. We can do this, we can make it work. Maybe it's not age that matters, maybe I was always a wizard in my heart. You know why? Because life is magic and as long as we can...embrace that magic. Everything will be fine.

At least I don't have to deal with the Dean.. there's already a gay Headmaster...

missedchance

You take two Italian history classes and you're already thinking of me? I suppose I should be flattered, sì? Va bene, I'll talk to you for a little while, just don't get the wrong idea, signora; if I told you everything I know, you'd have nothing left to learn.

lucitan

You're not expecting me to be happy about this, are you?

If so, I think your mental faculties are in more use of a check than I first thought.

Well. All things considered, I'm betting you won't do too well anyway.

gunslingerguy

Mun, you're runnin' a temper of 101 F and you haven't kept a thing down in a day, so I'll be as gentle about this as I can, but no.

I am not an elf from Middle Earth. My world is not the future of Middle Earth. If it was, we'd have to be literally a thousand years into their future. The government alone is proof of that, to say nothing of technology. This is a WMG that made no sense from the moment it appeared. My guess, folks meant it as a joke. But again, you're sick, so I'm just going to be blunt here:

Even if I'm a fantastic shot and blonde as bleached wheat, and even if the Wild Mass Guessing page thinks it's a riot, I'm not the son of this Legolas guy.

...no, I'm not talking to you about my actual family. I don't want to give any information out in case our enemies have an ear here. I can't put them in danger. You can headcanon whatever you want, but I'm not budging an inch on this. If worse comes to worse I can take a bullet and shoot a damn good shot. My family can't. [For a moment he looks downtrodden, but steels himself. If nothing else, his resolve is strong.] If I haven't broken by now, I'm not going to.

Besides, I'm not sure this Legolas guy would appreciate having a mixed elf-human son with a criminal record. Not exactly the kind of legacy most people want. [There's a note of self deprecation, genuine shame and amusement there.] Now step away from the WMG page, try and get something to stay down and get some more sleep. Ain't like I can go anywhere right now even if I wanted to.

Current Mood: contemplative

unluckyprince

Mundane, I implore you, please at least attempt to get some sleep. A good tactician cannot function properly without it, and though I know it is a 'game', those are people's lives you're risking!

Whatever you were hoping to achieve through this foolishness can wait until after you've had proper rest.

What do you mean, 'I need all of the Marth'? You're no longer making sense... Just go to sleep. Please.

not_the_avatar

Little on the nose there with the username, aren't you?

But it doesn't matter. So long as most people think I'm the Avatar and I keep fighting Amon, either I'll win or the actual Avatar will. Things happen for a reason, right? I just wonder where you think you'll send me, with this whole 'AU' thing going on.

Current Mood: cold

virtu

I'm really glad we're together again! I know you're anxious and lonely right now, but everything will be okay. You'll see. Lots of fun and wonderful times are there just waiting for you.

dreamsguardian

[He smiles, and his hands move about in excited gestures as images of sand appear and disappear above his head, giving little opportunity to make sense of them.

And he apologizes for that. He's just really excited to be here.

But a thoughtful expression crosses his face, and he wonders what's going to happen now. As much as he's happy to be here, he understands that he comes with certain...difficulties. He's a particular muse who might be a challenge to play.

Still, he bows slightly in appreciation; he's willing to stick around as long as anyone likes him to.]

lostcrows

Mun, I don't mind that you don't have time to send me to a game - even if I would really like to join one of those where everybody has to kill each other! I can have fun just fine like this.

atomic_pink

( a little spoiler-ey under here )

southern_spitfire

Are y'all sure this is what ya wanna do? Ah mean...y'all could just try and dig up ol' Logan. "Headmistress Rogue" That's just- okay Ah know there's no one there right now but-
Can't we just consider our options a lil' more first?

bitneopaladin

Mun, look. We already know you trying to put me anywhere is a waste of time. Don't even think about it for another second. I'm enjoying my break from dealing with the usual comedy that follows me when around the wrong people, yet here you are willing to wake me up for this?

Gimmie a break! Go wake up one of those other people you apparently plan to voice test all month out of desperation. Why do I say desperation? Because that's exactly what you are right now, desperate.

fromthewilderness

What are you doing? It's not like you plan on doing anything significant with me. Though it'd be nice to see Gilgamesh again.

((Have an Enkidu ala fate/. Have fun!))

kindnessballad

Mun, so you're suggesting to me that you pulled me away from the Order and plan to possibly put me in compromising situations?

I might as well just work on becoming a professional violist then. What an awful idea at best. You're suggesting I may go to a mostly harmless place, yet bring up I could be "compromised". That just...does not sound right.

deadbirdarising

....woman, I will hurt you in ways you've yet to imagine.

Fuck. Off.

Last thing I want is another pity try.

thirty

There's something to be said for the division of efforts. Not necessarily something positive mind you. Sound military strategy in some circumstances, I'm told, but far more questionable from an economic perspective. Too many irons in the fire, hm? The outer limitations of growth and the scarcity of labour resources and all that.

A bit of focus, then, for a moment, please. Four across. Eight letters. "Like a waif." Something something M something something E something S.

bertinelli

Alright, this isn't exactly the attention I thought I'd be getting, especially the unexpected gift. I'd say it's a little soon, where's your plan, but... you know how I feel about plans. Get a little dirty, scrape up your knees, learn the hard way, right? That's what I like to see.

Oh, don't think I haven't noticed the gears ticking. Here's a tip: I'm Sicilian, honey, Maine is the last place I wanna take a vacation, let alone Fake Maine.

liesfortruth

Oh, so you remembered I exist again?

I guess I'm supposed to be grateful, then. That's too bad.

If you're going to start talking about games again, at least have a decent bribe ready. This is downright insulting.

skennen

[See Connor pace. Pace, Connor, pace. Back and forth he goes, his stride long, his turns quick. In front of him, he feverishly works over the knuckles of his left hand.

He veers off to the side suddenly, a few defiant steps taken in his mundane's direction. He goes on to gesture as he speaks.]

You claim to understand what it is I fight for, to sympathize with my cause and that of the Brotherhood, but you have me trapped in that distant and dying land, far from my people, surrounded by others whose freedom has also been stolen from them in this manner. [He points at his captor.] I will not continue to take part in this game. I am through with being played.

[Gosh, seems a little late to be complaining about the rp thing considering it's been a couple months already. You'd almost think something else entirely set him off... Oops, there he goes pacing again.]

Why do you insist on watching those... those... [DLC clips?? ... Hey, you point that hurt scowl somewhere else, young man.] Over and over again, you have watched them. It is enough.

[At that some of his bluster fades. His pacing slows and he throws his head back, angry and frustrated and... and those other emotions that are infinitely more difficult to deal with.]

A dream, a trick of the Templars... You wonder so much what it might be, but it matters little. The story will change nothing, mundane. You will see that soon. [Once more, with... less volume-] It will change nothing.

hugeparasites

Och no! You can't be taking this hair brained scheme of yours seriously! What am I to do on an island? No hills to roam, no dragons to chase, no homeland to reclaim. It's boring! Completely and utterly boring!

[A young dwarf such as himself had only one thing in mind: Glory and adventure]

I don't particularly care for the act that seems so popular there either. That's for the begetting of heirs that is and nothing else! At least that's what Uncle Thorin told me that time I was flirting with those bar maids.

[Bosoms. He does rather like bosoms, but he prefers a nice thick beard to go with said bosoms]

And I don't need heirs yet. Won't need them for a long time. So what's the point?

harmonicmotion

Thank you for this journal.

I will put it to use in my travels. After all, it's always a good idea to write down all the givens, even if it feels unnecessary; it's very easy to lose sight of one or two while you're performing many different operations.

paedemon

[ Muse is Azazel from Supernatural. He's thrilled with my activity on his

yellow_eyes account. But he's been asking for an AU account and possessing my radio at work for like, two weeks and insisting that somewhere in some universe he is incarnated as a rock star. So...

...basically I fused all the things and now we have Azazel being an irresponsible demon and taking a vacation, more or less, from the whole Hell-Knight business and living as a rock-star on Earth during the eighties.

Idek guys. Idefk. ]

About time.
And don't pretend like you aren't enthralled by the idea.

rosegirl

Oh, how exciting - to pretend, even briefly! Exchange all my dresses for a minute spent as a woman first. One minute, one moment of happiness. With... with... Oh! I would give you the world! All the riches you could possibly want. Surely, France is grand enough that I may compensate you sufficiently.

Please, go on. Tell me how!

king_of_truands

Well well well. I can honestly say that this is a complete surprise. It's been more than eight months since the last time. Are you quite sure this is what you want to be doing? Far be it from me, pen, to stop you. Being stuck in a box is not really my idea of a good time. So play on! We will see where this road leads. Perhaps nowhere, perhaps in circles, but being able to roam again... that's all the freedom I require.

I must make one observation. If you're so worried about playing characters who natively speak a language that you do not, may I suggest reading a different kind of novel? ~~Or learning French like you've been intending to?~~ But truly I don't mean that. You are participating in the stories you enjoy. Ne t'inquiète pas! No one is bothered by it more than yourself. You should use it so rarely anyway, I doubt anyone would have noticed if you didn't at all. I feel I can speak for the other two on this matter since they are currently 'tied up' in other matters.

However, just as a warning: Na may kharunde kai chi khal tut. It's something to think about.

numberonebabe

Hehe, oh I like you, Mun-lady. If there's as many cute princesses and friends waiting there, as you say.

I don't know about that collar though. Do you think it looks hip? If Gunter goes in the trunk, how will I get all my sweet fanfictions there?

174awhile

That's what you're worried about right now? Whether or not I should be getting Bella roses for Valentine's day?

Of course she deserves them, she deserves so much more than that, that's not what I-

Aren't you at all concerned over whether or not I should be following through with-... Well, you know. Not that I have anywhere to disappear to, now, being trapped in the same colorless city, designated to exist for the greater good. But it doesn't change anything, coming here. It doesn't change the fact that I'm all wrong for her, even though...I've changed since coming here...

And another thing - aren't you at all concerned over the things Seth will reveal to me? Have you given any thought to how I'll react?

... And you're still thinking about the roses. [HEAVY SIGH.] Just make sure they're thornless, please.

ginrouken

You know, I'm flattered that you've decided to want to work with me again, don't get me wrong.

But let's talk about the living arrangements. Because y'see, I haven't really gotten my "sea legs", as it were, so I don't think I'd do well on a boat. Also, cramped room with roommates? Rusty old bunk beds? Come on, we've all got more class than that.

[Rei raises an eyebrow before continuing. In all honesty, it's more the fact that the people behind the whole thing were human that irritated him the most out of the whole situation, meaning that he technically had no jurisdiction as a Makai Knight. He does let out a mock sigh, though.]

All I'm saying is that there had better be enough sweets on board, otherwise I might have a few words with the higher-ups.

purposely

Maybe somewhere where "our" wish can be fulfilled? If you do that, I'm sure he will find his way to me.

B-but you know, that's only a-an idea. I'm happy with waiting for him, really. I do have a feeling travelling would be...interesting, to say the least.

dreamydisconnect

Well, hi there, miss mun! Gosh, that's such an unusual name though--do you really think so low as to call yourself 'mundane'? Haha, you're quite a mystery and far from ordinary, I can assure you!

Now, I know you're very very nervous, but that's okay! Sometimes we're all nervous to perform an experiment--it's absolutely fine to get some jitters! Just don't let it stump you, okay? I fully support your endeavors thus far, so please keep working! I'm sure you'll be able to 'find my voice', as you put it! [Thumbs up!] Honestly though, I can speak just fine. Do you need a hearing aid...?

[Ehem--excuse her.] ...If I can be rather honest with you, I will admit that part of my willingness to help comes from where you wish to send me--is it true that such a place like that...could it truly be alive? With so many creatures that are more enigmatic than anything I've seen...!

Oh my gosh, this will be a wonderful research opportunity! [She clasps her hands together, looking to be at the pinnacle of excitement.] I may have to research some methods to get you more confident quickly--I can't simply leave an opportunity like this to settle!!

seesallevil

Yare yare... Why couldn't you just let me have my nap, mun?

I was having such a sweet dream, too. Just don't get any ideas about throwing me into one of your games. I'm too old to be bouncing around those places.

Besides, it's not like I could just up and abandon Yuki-kun. He'd starve without me.

fantasticforcefields

I'm not going off adventuring without Reed and the boys. I like exploring just fine, but it's a team effort, and if you've assembled the team, you're doing a great job keeping it secret. I'm certainly not going anywhere alone without a much more solid reason than a whim on your part. Surely you can find someone better suited to it, and no, flattery will get you nowhere.

bycupid

What a silly concept.

I'm no stranger to the history---but who in their right mind?

I suppose it's just another human custom, to offer food in exchange for affection? Doesn't that happen regularly, only there's a specific day of celebration for it?

I'm surprised you all don't go hungry from all your giving.

fairbrook

Mundane, bear in mind I haven't even met this 'Major' yet. If he is anything like how you describe him, then I cannot see why you're excited at the mere possibility he will be coming over. Go ahead, keep up this incessant prattle of yours, just see how much good it will do for you.

mononobe

You truly want to, what is this new-fangled phrase... "app me" into some sort of place? Wonderful! That's wonderful news, how great it would be to traverse new locations! I was quite the traveler in my own time, you know.

...Ah, but before you get thyself in too deep, please consider that thy ability to, well, interpret my certain style of speech is... lacking. You are not a bad writer, I just believe you need a bit more practice! I am positive with about a millennia's more effort, all that you write will sound quite, how you say... Ai-See! Yes! As they say, YOLO!

[Futo pauses, smile replaced with a frown.]

...Is that correct? Is that when to use it? Ahh, these new terms, I will never get used to them...

boomsticking

You're a riot, kid.

I've never heard that one before. Real original.

See how loud you're laughing at me when one of those things comes to rip your throat out...

teenagebadboy

Will you just let go? Jackson's gone and you'll never find any Mun to play him! Nobody cares. My life is over and things will just get worse from here. Save yourself the heartache and leave it.

Current Mood: depressed

needmymp3

... Don't worry, we all forget our passwords sometime or another.

I'm sure that email's coming. [Snort.]

I think we have issues.

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