Hey Ash! Guess what today is (for two more minutes)!

[boomsticking]

You're a riot, kid.

I've never heard that one before. Real original.

See how loud you're laughing at me when one of those things comes to rip your throat out...

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[danieljackson]

Er...what things? [Does he want to know?]

[boomsticking]

Deadites. Humans with rich, demony centers.

They ain't a picnic to deal with - and they're murder on my clothes.

[smartemployee]

Eyyyyy! It's a holiday all about me.

Or - erm. Us.

[boomsticking]

ALL of us, kid. Don't get too cocky, there.

[Look who's talking!]

[smartemployee]

God bless us every. One.

[He snorts. Just a bit.] Didn't mean to get you worked up, Grandpa. Sorry about that. Your pacemaker gonna be okay?

[boomsticking]

[Sputtering!]

I ain't grandpa! That's the old man!


Yep. Gotta say we're pretty damn blessed.

[smartemployee]

You know I'm just fucking with you, man. 'Tis the season.

[boomsticking]

Yeah, whatever.

This little holiday of ours got any rules?

[smartemployee]

I think the only rule is that... there are none.

[boomsticking]

Sounds cool to me.

So burgers and a Dukes marathon, right?

[smartemployee]

You read my mind.

[Metal fistbump!] Don't forget the beers.

[boomsticking]

[Respect knuuuckles!]

Long as you don't forget the ice cream.

[smartemployee]

[He looks shocked and appalled you would ever think such a thing.]

[boomsticking]

[THIS FACE!]

Had to say it, man!

[detoxes]

Nice.

I wonder what the Catholics think.

[boomsticking]

Don't ask me. I feel kinda oogly about it, but a good joke's a good joke.

[detoxes]

It's a pretty good joke, yeah. I approve. I think my writer chick was sitting around celebrating today too. All that tweeting was getting annoying. Her phone kept going off like every two seconds.

[boomsticking]

My mun liked that Tweeting! Prodded her into finally taking me back out of the box even though it means she's stuck doing ten things at once.

You're not jealous, are ya?

[detoxes]

I was trying to sleep, okay. She didn't have the decency to put the stupid thing on silent. Or vibrate even. It was dumb.

I'm not jealous. Just cranky. [Okay and a bit jealous. Whatever.]

[boomsticking]

Well, part a coupla oceans and maybe you'll get your own holiday, kid

[detoxes]

Oh, I'm working on it. Believe me.

[boomsticking]

Yeah? Whatt're they gonna do on St. Mia day?

[detoxes]

Sleep. [Snerk.] I dunno. I was just trying to be cute.

[boomsticking]

Hey, long as you get to relax, right?