Grumpy Elf

[ringmage]

I can't believe you!

[Like every conversation between a muse and their mun, it begins quite violently with shouting and threats of bodily harm.]

As if my suffering at Eldritch Academy wasn't enough to wet your appetite for my despair. Must you honestly have that dolt fawn over me during this silly holiday? Valentine's Day isn't apart of my culture, and I don't feel as if I should be subjugated to endure such a horrifying experience. Nor do I believe that wretched she-elf, Cordie, should be my mate.

[Elfarian lets out a deep sigh before continuing with his rant. He has a bone to pick with his mun.]

I can barely stand the witch. She is a monster through and through. There's times when I wonder whether or not she is an elf. She behaves like an adolescent child, and even her own sister can't stand her.

[He huffs in annoyance.]

Besides, I dislike her hair. Her hair is green. Green. Green is such a putrid color.

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[sonof_thrain]

Elf. [He growled.]

[ringmage]

[His day has gone from bad to worse in just one second.]

Go away. I will not suffer you today!

[sonof_thrain]

Touchy, aren't you, elf?

[ringmage]

Why wouldn't I be? I don't exactly have fond memories of dealing with you or your ilk.

[sonof_thrain]

My ilk? [Oooh, calm down, bitch. Or he'll get Thorin grumpy at you.]

[ringmage]

Unless I'm mistaken, you're related to the "dwarf" I met recently who dared claimed that all elves lack a certain level of...masculinity.

[Watch it, Thorin. You just might end up as "his" bitch if you keep pestering him. Unlike Gandalf, this conjurer isn't very friendly.]

[sonof_thrain]

What dwarf said such things? [Thorin was trying not to smirk at that commnet.]

[ringmage]

Your nephew!

[You better not smirk, you bearded bastard!]

[sonof_thrain]

Which one?

[Have this face, bitch.]

[ringmage]

The youngest one. I cannot say I know his name, but he certainly won my ire.

[sonof_thrain]

Aye, that would be Kili. He is young and does not always mean what he says.

[ringmage]

He meant it well enough. [Totally doesn't buy that crap.]

[bearded_blingking]

Greetings to you, master elf. [Have you come to pay homage to my beard bling? Please say yes.]

[ringmage]

[...Oh damn. Well now, what does one say in regard to such bling?

Elfarian is jealous.]

Greetings.

[bearded_blingking]

What brings you to my kingdom, master elf? [Do you bring gifts of Mithril?]