dear_mun | Dec. 5th, 2012

Dec. 5th, 2012

So -- we got accepted, huh? Well, congratulations, I guess. I'm ready t' get the suspense over with if we're gonna commit. Though, what's this now about smut roleplay? The prospect is interestin', an' I ain't totally opposed, but I gotta say I'm a little confused. Maybe we should think this one through a li'l more, yo.

If yer set on punishin' me for pleasure, let's try to actually get some shit done before Friday, then, okay? All this excitement is gettin' kinda nauseatin' in the headspace, ya really need t' calm down an' get yer act t'gether or you'll hafta drop again. If it helps, I'll help ya prep for finals -- that's really the only barrier now t' kickin' ass an' takin' names, right? If it gets me some action, I'm in.

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The fuck is "existentialism??" Phallic what?? What is this crap?!

Current Mood: working

heirofficium

Alright, girlie, I know you're probably feeling low about writing me that piece about giving Snivellus what he rightly deserves, but lemme remind you of a few facts-

Regardless of whatever you sodding know that I don't, that slimy git always deserves it. Always. Let's you and I be honest, eh? Oh, what's that Muggle phrase... he's cruising for a beating, is it? Yeah. That's him, any given minute of the day. I know it, you know it, Merlin and his half-rotten gran know it. That slug could use a good salting here and there.

And remember, this was your bloody idea! You do what you have to to get me into that barmy castle, you hear? This was all your idea.

So keep at it, yeah? I need out of here.

salvagedsoul

"No one has free will until they are an adult, and by then the choices that were made for them have already set them on a course that gives limited freedom in the choices to be made."

So, tell me... What choices were made for you?

yourbirdisgonnafly

So this is our first time together! It's kind of exciting, isn't it? Ohhh, don't be so nervous! You're doing just fine, and I think we can work together well!

Now don't you starting thinking down on yourself like that. It's not like there can and should only be one mundane for every character. That would be boring fast! And much less fun for everyone. I think you need me right now, anyway. I can light up your darkness a little, so let me.

freeborn

Well, a new chapter in my life. I can't wait to see it all. Imagine the possibilities. So many doors to open, so many experiences to have. It's exciting.

wontturntostone

Mundane
Not That I am Questioning Your Particular Decisions and Desires
Though I Suppose That Is Exactly What I Am Doing
But Maybe You Should Attempt To Narrow Down What You Think I Should Be Doing Before You Begin Creating Plans and Plots

Because This Is Not Feasible
You Are Already Far Too Busy To Even Take Me On But Since You Are Insistent I Am Prepared To Concede That Point
However
You Have How Many Different Goals
Two
Almost Three

You Do Not Have Time
And I Dont Really Care About Most Of These Ideas Anyway
None Of Them Appeal
Well Maybe The Pokemon One
At Least I Could Make Up For Previous Frog Related Failures
And Breed Some Sort Of God Pokemon
If That Is A Thing I Will Have To Ask Tavros
But Fighting In A War Or Turning Into A Weapon Or Going To A Dark City
Its Pointless
I Cant Claim I Am Overly Busy On The Meteor But I Do Have Things To Do
And So Do You
So You Should Drop This

Not That You Ever Listen
But I Had To Make The Attempt

consultsdetective

God, but you would try to send me off somewhere else without letting me lose the wings, wouldn't you?

Tell you what, bit of advice: don't. Don't leave 'em on if you can, and then let me go about my business with a little bit of bleeding dignity.

Last thing I need is one of the Sherlocks pulling out feathers when they're already set to be terrors.

ofcourage

But why wouldn't you wanna join a game with me?

[ HEROIC POSE while also checking his smartphone.

Looks up at lack of praise, but frowns-- ]

Oh, that sort of game? Yeah, that was ... never gonna work for you or me. I think you knew it, too.

I am bored though. Hey! Did Izzy help you build that new computer of yours? Do you have his e-mail address? E-mail him! And--

Oh. [squint] The keyboard's plugged in though, I'm sure it works... What do you mean you were just being polite...?

guilmon

How come Guilmon's mun hasn't eaten yet? It's no fun when you're hungry, mun! And bagels are a kind of bread so you should eat lots of those! Maybe Guilmon can ask Takato for bagels later.

...But Guilmon bread is still the best bread.

Na, could Guilmon's mun try to respond to this post this time? Last time you posted you forgot, and that made me sad. Takato was there! So if Takato comes here, that means you should let Guilmon talk to him, okay?

Thank you!

kida

Mun. Mun, mun, mun, mun, mun... What am I going to do with you?

For years, now, you've been ridiculing people who randomly pair up any two guys, just because they're either best friends or mortal enemies. Don't even try to deny it! I may have only moved into your head a while ago, but I can see what's been going on there. Not like you clean often...

[HEY!]

Don't get your girl boxers in a bunch! I wasn't complaining. Not about that.
What I wanna know is why you decided to do a complete 180, just for me. Of course, I'm different from any muse you've ever had... much more interesting, not to mention more handsome... I know I'm irresistible! But that doesn't give you the right to pair me up with guys, yanno? I like girls. You know I like girls.

[I'm not even pairing you up with -]

C'mon, I've seen the fanfic you read! It's disturbing, man. How would you feel if someone wrote porn about you?

[Well...]

Not that I mind the basic principle, but couldn't I at least be thrown into a harem or something? You know I could keep up with at least two girls... maybe three...

[... Now who's the pervert?]

You! Don't pair up a guy with his best friend, just 'cause they're friends, OK? ~~And I'm not even mentioning the other guy. If I ever get out of your head, I will seriously kill you for getting excited over that pairing.~~ I got a girlfriend. I love her. We're... actually good together. So leave it alone.
If I was into guys, you'd know.

impure_tale

You believe me in mourning, that I've been replaced? On the contrary, Mundane, I'm rather looking forward to the thought of having a protege at last, rather than simply an Inmate.

Besides, he has only replaced me if I stop writing, and I was never one to actively dislike a little stiff competition. In fact, that might have helped my final weeks at Charenton to pass a little more enjoyably.

snowdropped

Welll...that was a little embarrassing.

Stop snickering.

redjacketthief

Princess.

Doesn't this defeat the point of our little vacation? Recoop. Then we'll talk.

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw6_VXPwm6U

blackmoonrising

...seriously, we get a whole bunch of exposition about stuff and the one thing you're choosing to focus on that happened in this chapter is my ass?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

asblackas

( Spoilers abound )

whitejediknight

I can get behind this username, you know. Even if that was just one of the stories we played out for those kids. It's a good one. But me and you need to have a chat right now, before you get the wrong ideas around in that 'ead of yours.

First of all, mate, it ain't 'plans' to go to that game. If Quinn is going you are bloody well writing that application thing and sending it in, too. I've got no plans to let him stumble around on his own out there. Someone 'as to watch his back, and that someone is me.

'Sides, the look on his face when I get there will be priceless, an' you know it's true.

Second, it's like Quinn said, just so we're all on the same page.

We won't ever stop tryin' to get the others there. Especially the kids. If you think that either of us will ever let that 'ope go you weren't payin' as much attention as I thought you were.

shieldbrother

Yeah, thanks a lot.

People keep saying they don't know the Dwemer, but they're using Dwemer technology. Not buying it.

Wouldn't be surprised if you didn't make a deal with Clavicus Vile for this. You owe me.

donotcare

It's been a while since you've written an application from scratch, hasn't it? I'm honored to bestow upon you any overwhelming sensation you feel. I told you before how complex I was, I only hope you can figure me out in time.

Or at least that you can believe to have figured me out.

Watch those last few episodes. We don't want to keep Caroline waiting.

moonlitrequiem

You lose interest in my type. You prefer the more talkative ones.

[Not arguing that. But there's a Hei there!]

...

I can be louder.

[By a decibel.]

exanimatus

Now, now.

I promise I'd only play a little...

It's not my fault I'm universally irresistible.

straightontilmorning

Much as I appreciate your renewed interest in my ship and my command, I would appreciate less... squealing.

queen_chrysalis

I am well aware of a certain half ghost in your little headspace, including the game he resides.

It would be enticing to feed off his love for that other half ghost he wants so badly as his son, and that little Maddie character, however you do have your silly muncest rules at that place.

collectedmemories

Mun you're so sweet, I'm excited to play with you too!

But I still have to do my work, I can't just leave Baby Tooth and the others to do it all. Oh! Soccer player in Berlin, both front teeth!

[Right, what was she saying again?]

Sorry, but I can't always be having fun!

neijing

... "Even the master is a student all his life." Isn't that how the saying goes? This is simply a more literal way of interpreting it.

Very well, then. I accept your challenge.

But you might allow me to finish my own work first, don't you think? At least to return to Contigo. They may need my aid once more before the end, and... at any rate, it has been a very long time since I was there.

fuckawa

S-Stop...! I know what you're doing! This is just a joke, isn't it?! A stupid, stupid joke!

"Haha, let's all laugh at the ugly, filthy girl!" T-That's right, I know! I'm onto you! Onto everyone!

You won't get... I won't fall for it! Don't try to trick me! That username just shows what you think!

red_tea

Mundane, I will not protest. [ Not strongly protest, as must as it can be heard through that polite smile. She's still very much uncertain about being apped to a game. ] That Ojou-sama is there is reassuring... and if she is in need, I shall go.

tenaciousness

It's been a while, Mun, and I have to say I'm pretty surprised. Not only at the fact that you're taking me off that metaphorical dusty shelf I've been sitting on, but at the reason why as well.

Honestly, what the hell?

You want to bring me to a closed off town, where people can't die, so I can put Wesker in his place again?

I don't like it. One damn bit. Your expectations are completely unrealistic considering the setting, even if the thought of him lurking in any place pisses me off.

starofmalkuth

Perhaps you'd care to explain precisely what you feel has "grown stale", Miss Mundane.

I assure you that I am still perfectly capable of speaking for myself. Not only that, but had you not chosen to shut me away for such a long time, we may very well have been able to avoid this predicament altogether.

myownhand

Why are you considerin' a game now? You weren't exactly jumpin' up for joy when I first mentioned wantin' t'go t'one.

Not that I'm complainin', bein' cooped up here isn't exactly ideal.

Well, either way, I'm just happy t'be out.

thronegames

Though I'm not certain "Mundane" is the proper term, I have to address you as such due to the nature of this interface.

I do not even know where to start, what games are (well I know what GAMES are, but not *games* as it is understood in this vernacular, but I digress ... ), or if I will even stay here long.

I am told that my "canon material" is not popular enough to warrant much though.

I do not care.

I am here and I will do something regardless of the conditions I find myself in.

That is all, Mundane.

teenagebadboy

( Spoilers for the 2011 season of Emmerdale )

Oh yeah I wish you could make up your mind of my canon point Mun. I don't understand why you want to play me from a canon point you haven't even seen yet!

Speaking of which, you should probably not put me against Muses from later canon points, you only get yourself worried and confused. I know that there's a severe lack of other people from my "canon" and you have to take what you get, so there's no flippin' need in reminding me. Why don't you use your time to better things and let me be? I know you got college homework.

( Spoiler for the 2012 season of Emmerdale )

empressvradica

Of course that's why I'm being difficult. You know I don't like to fight. Especially over nothing at all.

Perhaps you're better off where you're at.

imperialdecrescendo

So I see you've finally decided to release me from that cacophony inside that mind of yours. Hmph. It's very trying attempting to compose with everyone running around like an insane asylum up there.

[He sits down, drinking elegantly from a warm cup of coffee. You swear you can hear the sound of Schubert somewhere in the distance.]

Now, to business. You know I'd much rather be in my conservatory with my piano, as I do not like to dwell on business matters when at all possible. But I must tell you, I can't say that I am all that pleased that you're considering sending me into another one of these games of yours.

[He sits his cup down, looking annoyed.] I shall have to retrieve the schnapps for this. And once again at Christmas. Just once, I'd like a quiet holiday, thank you.

popularmojogirl

E-eh? Yo-you're act-actually planning on pu-pu-pu-putting me somewhere? I-I had thought that you fo-forgot me.

...It's not going to be somewhere perverted...right? [Not that she would mind perverted.]

protecthim

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This is a strange time to decide to pick me up again miss mun.

unworshipped

Trapped. I am trapped, more so than before. I dislike it more. First in this body, and then in the mind of a human. It is disgusting, putrid. I abhor what you've done to me even more. Find something else, something more.

I hunger for violence.

artofdreams

[See this face? This is the face of Sandy who is not impressed. Not impressed to be taken away from the homes of children and thrust into the mind of a supposed adult. Not to mention this place.

He did not go through the events of the entire film just to end up here. Expect many a symbol upon talking to him.]

matermemoriae

Well, I can't say I'm surprised, what with all the commotion you've been making about this "sale".

But I do ask one thing of you. If you feel it necessary to toy with me like this, please. Do not pity me, and most of all, do not pity my people. Time has not-- [her voice nearly falters] --was not kind to the Enkies, but... we fought to the very last.

Do not pity us. Remember us.

symmetrophile

As loath as I am to admit it, I'm beginning to understand Maka's feelings about the coming holiday. She also spent last year's empty-handed, after all.

Put simply, there is no replacing such an exquisite pair.

tactlessly

The frequency at which one partakes in sexual intercourse bears no statistical correlation to the vitality of the environment, Misaka comments skeptically. Misaka stubbornly refuses to accept that such a ridiculous concept can be explained by the equally absurd phenomenon you call "magic".

Your eagerness to send Misaka here perplexes her, Misaka admits.

shostakovich

I think you are maybe a tenacious person, no? Someone who has the fire, the fire of hope in their soul. Such excellent, big eyes, yes! The seeking of knowledge, curiosity! Such a wonderful thing!

I am pleased. You are young, but recently I am making up my mind about the young people. They seem to have something going on up there. I also have something going on in my belly. It is a prediction-of-future kind of thing! We will also work on this for you.

This will be a wonderful experience! We will make sure to take it as fast as we can. After all, what fun is life if you cannot learn how to swim in the deep blue ice waters from your first little baby fat arms wiggling around like little sausages? This is an important life lesson. Everyone should have it.

poweredbypepsi

[Oh The Jon, you look far too pleased with yourself for what your mun has in store.]

A house full of doors? Locked ones even? [giggle] Now that's just plain weird! Who has a house with doors!? Koi an' I don't know how we feel about that at all!

But even a few doors won't stand in my way of getting back to my brothers! Rabbit an' The Spine, wait for me!

exchuunibyou

You're kidding me, right?

Why'd you have to go and pick a username like this one?!

Anything but this! Now everyone knows!

barman

Calm down, miss. You shouldn't worry too much. It's not like you're going to send me somewhere, yeah? I can't afford to leave my boys alone, as well as my bar. Who knows, they might damage it again. [ there's a small chuckle. it sounds hearty enough, but there's a tiny lining of a threat in there. ] You're so young to be worrying about things, miss--[ YOU'RE ONLY FOUR YEARS OLDER ]--definitely young.

And it's not so bad in your head, too. Even if I'm sharing it with the Black Dog. He's just as quiet as you.

jokul_frosti

I know that the last few weeks have been hard on you, mun. I know that your heart still hurts and you told yourself you were done with "all this noise" or whatever-- but you made the right choice. It's good that you're letting things go and doing things for you. And, hey! It's not like you were gonna keep me out after being excited for months, right? We can try out all this new stuff together. Maybe even join a game when you're a bit more sure of yourself...?

But you don't have to worry about any of that stuff, now. Just let yourself have some honest fun! Okay? Okay!

mama_saber

There is no need to fret over my recent rejection, the reasons given were completely legitimate. Though, looking on the bright side of things, the application you turned it was quite the improvement over previous revisions. Take that as you will.

Now onto the matter of my role in the Fifth Grail War. I can sense that troubled thoughts are brewing in that head of yours. If this means you intend to cause trouble for me or my family, I do hope everything will work out in the end. As I've been through enough pain and misery for one life time already...

lucrecia

On to bigger and brighter things, hm?

I want to continue my research. You know that my work has been the most important part of my life. If somewhere else allows me the space in which to do that, I believe it is for the better.

...why are you looking at me like that?

cruor_lilium

Mun, I'm flattered, but... I can't.

I really need to study... Finals and all. And so should you, for that matter.

neverneverlandboy

As much I'm actually excited to be here. Like, jumping up and down all day playing with the mermaids excited. Don't you think it's still a little...how would you put it. Jumping the crocodile? So to speak?

And are you forgetting the little part where I, in all my magical wisdom and ability, managed to avoid that curse? Sure, it might not have looked like it was me. But it was totally me. All me. Stop giving me that look.

Look, just look at your choices. That's all I'm saying.

Oh. And I'm not apart of Hooks ship whatever the hell that means.

foxoffortune

That woman has a way with words, doesn't she? But let's make one thing clear - as I said then, and I say now: I got married.

It was an accident! Was I supposed to know Seanchan customs given how they weren't a part of the Westland for so long? I think I'm handling it well enough.

I shouldn't be surprised that you agree it was one of the funnier lines in the book. Now if you could only contain your laughter, and agree that it isn't as newsworthy as everyone else seems to think it is... but even my luck has limits.

ex_sulked683

I'm surprised I'm not your loudest...person. And stop calling me a kid, I'm practically taller than you and if I hadn't died, I'd be old.

You really should go back to reading those books. Shame me and the boys weren't around as much, but hey, I can't live on your silly...stories about me alone, now, can I?

kilts

Yea.
Let's nae be forgettin' I'mmur over 'ere too.
Good on ye there, mate.

Dinnae be apologizing or nothin', though I'mmur doubtin' ya will.
Just 'and me a drink, ya bampot, 'for I box yer ears.

brooklyn_ishere

Okay, so I guess a bike messenger would kind of be like a modern-day Newsie, but only kind of. I mean, we had bike messengers back in 1899 too, you know.

And what's this about changing my face? This is my face!

coldcoder

I hope you understand that this isn't going to stop me. I may be dead in that game, or nearly, but I'm not going away. You created this version of me, Mun, and I will always be here.

You did say that it's far too easy to 'play' me. In which case, you should understand that I'm not finished playing others yet.

Now find me a decent meme, and we can start properly, since you don't seem to be able to cope with two games.

homophones

No! Absolutely not! There is zero-point-zero reason to drag me out of retirement just because of a dumb game that, need I remind you, you don't have! Even if you did have it, you wouldn't be able to do anything with it, you'd just... augh, I don't know, it's just dumb and you should feel dumb!

[Cue a long, screechy noise that sounded closer to a prolonged whine than a sigh. Somewhere in the distance, a mirror shatters.]

This is role playing! Role! Playing! Alright? So please just take my very in-character advice and leave me the hell out of your sick, twisted... delusions about what I want near my butt!

whatisreality

Oh, that's fine. I'll just sit here, gathering dust. It's not like I'm not needed elsewhere or anything.

naughtylistrecord

Ha! You did it. And you said you wanted to play someone less obvious. I'm just that good I stuck around.

So now I'm here to stay, want to tell what this "game" nonsense is all about? Better be fun!

tearsofademon

Are you done?

[With someone else in your body? Mmmm... for now ♥]

...For now. Right. Of course you'd say that.

Haaa... what a pain. You know, would it kill you, next year, if something like this happens again, to, I dunno, not include me? I really don't appreciate it two years in a row as it is, let's not make it three.

[I won't make any promises. You know I torment you out of love~]

...There is something seriously wrong with you.

avatarofruin

You and I both know it was only a matter of time until you decided to join this place. Even your friend, my double is here so it would do you well to overcome your shyness and join in too. Besides, we've been at this for a long time now and we've both changed for the better. What could possibly go wrong? The worst you can do is disappoint me.

fatnerd

Mundane-san! Your username demonstrates a fatal lack of understanding of my true character!

I can't be pegged down as a single character archetype. My role as a hero in the story is far more complex than simply the comic relief! Don't let my outward appearance fool you- if I skip through several timelines, I should come out as a true protagonist. Then you may be able to see all the intricacies to my being.

I think we have issues.

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