voicetesting

[ex_sulked683]

I'm surprised I'm not your loudest...person. And stop calling me a kid, I'm practically taller than you and if I hadn't died, I'd be old.

You really should go back to reading those books. Shame me and the boys weren't around as much, but hey, I can't live on your silly...stories about me alone, now, can I?

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[hatesthemoon]

...Silly stories?

[ Hello James, you're looking remarkably undead today.]

[ex_sulked683]

[ undead but not rotting like an inferius. he deserves his good looks ok ]

Remus! You're here too!

[ has his arms wide open. come on, moony, give prongs a hug. ]

[hatesthemoon]

[ Oh totally, his good looks are what keep the group together. Totally.]

That I am. Padfoot is around as well, somewhere.

[ Well he can't really say no to that face, now can he? He's just going to wrap his arms around his friend. Giving him a tight hug.]

[ex_sulked683]

[ The Marauders wouldn't be them without Sirius Black's locks and his good looks. Er.

And oooh, what a hug. Claps Remus on his back heartily. It's really great to see you, man. ]

So I hear from my writer girl here! Like, there's lots of you's and me's and I saw Peter here and Pads too. She didn't let me talk to any of them, pity, save Wormtail, I guess.

Buuuuut, you're here! Padfoot will probably come later. And Peter, too. And maybe, Lily!

[hatesthemoon]

[ Or Remus's scared face or Peters eating habits.

Remus can give a good hug. Let it never be said that he couldn't hug. ]

Yes, there's lots of me's and Pad's and less you's but still a fair few.

You spoke to Wormtail? [ Did you punch him? ]

No doubt my boyfriend would come bouncing along soon enough. And Evans's will be about to ignore you till you make her fall under your loveable spell.

It should be good times all round.

[ex_sulked683]

[ don't forget his scuttling. gee what a rat. ]

Well, yeah. [ NOPE, sorry Remus. ] Figured I should, you know? I mean, it's Peter.

[ WAIT HOLD THE PHONE. your boyfriend. sirius. ] Wait. Hold on there. Boyfriend. You and Sirius.

You.

And.

Sirius.

[ just. stares. ]

[hatesthemoon]

Yeah. It's Peter. [ He's not exactly thrilled. Last time spoke to one, he was'nt exactly Remus the big friendly werewolf.]

Well, sometimes. It depends. You know, so many universes. So many Sirius's..

[ He's just going to fold his arms and stare back, his eyebrow arching with a hint of a smile.]

...But yeah. That pretty much happened while you were chasing Evans.

[ex_sulked683]

[ he's just. going to give you this really weird stare because this is probably one of those, alternate timelines or something, that he's been told about, because he vaguely remembers sirius hiding dirty magazines of naked girls and checking out hot girls at school (except lily because sirius knows he really likes her, and well his cousins, who are slytherins but are oddly pretty and yet sirius has told him repeatedly that bellatrix is nuts).

he feels like he's been betrayed. YOU DON'T KEEP SECRETS FROM ME. come on guys, he has probably told you how he wanted to prostate himself in front of lily. several times. come on. ]

I'm. Well, that's great, I mean, you guys. You guys.

I just kinda feel like nobody ever told me. I would have, you know, prepared a speech. Congratulating you both.



Or organized a party.

[hatesthemoon]

I sort of assumed you knew. I mean...Sirius is'nt exactly quiet..

[ He's just scratching the back of his head now. And hey, his Sirius still hid dirty magazines of girls and was the playboy of the entire school. He's just as confused as how he ended up with him as Prongs.]

A party? Really? That seems a bit much James. Though, Sirius properly as you and Lily's party all planned out.

[ex_sulked683]

I didn't. [ you can hear the hurt there. why didn't you tell him he would have bought you guys something probably a vibrator or condoms ]

A party would've done it. There'd be gifts. From me and Peter 'course. Gifts for both of you. [ he really really would have bought you guys a book on gay sex. or condoms. or a dildo. ]

[hatesthemoon]

I guess you were too involved to notice with Lily. [ Oh good, because that's what they need. They're best friend buying him a vibrator. It's not like he'd ever use it without thinking of James. There for, never use it.]

Gifts? Really? It's not boys, by the way, not really at least. It's just...Sirius. Then again, it's not like I had much experience with either gender..

[ He's babbling now.]

[ex_sulked683]

I wasn't, okay? [ liar ] I mean, I don't think about Lily all the time. There's school and Quidditch. [ and Lily. and pranks. ]

Gifts for both of you, silly! Merlin, maybe I'd even buy you on a book on...things like that.

[instead]

You are a kid. Look at you! Such a little mite.

[ex_sulked683]

[ LILY!!!!!!!! he will have this stupid grin on his face at your existence, is that ok? ]

Nuh-uh! I'm taller--Merlin, I'm taller than my writer and she's more of a tiny thing that I am. [ but he's younger ]

[instead]

Just because you're tall doesn't mean you're not wee. How old are you?

[ex_sulked683]

[ okay that question kind of hits him like, "ok how old am i again...?" definitely not sixteen. ]

Uh, 18, I reckon? M'writer's telling me I'm "flexible". Whatever that's supposed to mean.

[instead]

Flexible.

[...lily stop.]

I see. So you are just wee, then.

[ex_sulked683]

[ he looks scandalized. ] Lily! She means that depending on the situation, I can be, what, from 16 to 21? So—er, yeah, I guess I am...kinda...wee. [ de...flates.... ]

[instead]

If you can be up to twenty-one, you're not that far off from me. I just meant that if you're fresh out of Hogwarts, that's a bit young for me.

[ex_sulked683]

Oh. Well, that makes sense.

[ wait, what did you say, lily ]

Wait. Are you, uh, like older? Like, out of Hogwarts and everything, yeah?

[instead]

I'm twenty one.

[aka just dead.

a w k w a r d.]

[ex_sulked683]

-- Oh. You're-- [ blinks. ] Ah. Right. Right. Er.

This isn't awkward or anything, isn't it? Er.

[instead]

Not really. I'm okay, at least.

[comparatively speaking.]