about mun reading fanfic and attempting crackiness in memes

[kida]

Mun. Mun, mun, mun, mun, mun... What am I going to do with you?

For years, now, you've been ridiculing people who randomly pair up any two guys, just because they're either best friends or mortal enemies. Don't even try to deny it! I may have only moved into your head a while ago, but I can see what's been going on there. Not like you clean often...

[HEY!]

Don't get your girl boxers in a bunch! I wasn't complaining. Not about that.
What I wanna know is why you decided to do a complete 180, just for me. Of course, I'm different from any muse you've ever had... much more interesting, not to mention more handsome... I know I'm irresistible! But that doesn't give you the right to pair me up with guys, yanno? I like girls. You know I like girls.

[I'm not even pairing you up with -]

C'mon, I've seen the fanfic you read! It's disturbing, man. How would you feel if someone wrote porn about you?

[Well...]

Not that I mind the basic principle, but couldn't I at least be thrown into a harem or something? You know I could keep up with at least two girls... maybe three...

[... Now who's the pervert?]

You! Don't pair up a guy with his best friend, just 'cause they're friends, OK? And I'm not even mentioning the other guy. If I ever get out of your head, I will seriously kill you for getting excited over that pairing. I got a girlfriend. I love her. We're... actually good together. So leave it alone.
If I was into guys, you'd know.

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[champ_coordinator]

Sometimes muns can be the strangest of creatures.

[kida]

No kidding. Sometimes things are good as they are, yanno?

[And Masaomi belatedly shifts his attention to the other guy.] Yours, too?

[champ_coordinator]

Sometimes, although mine tends to treat me rightly. As for boys kissing boys... [He smirked.] That doesn't tend to bother me.

[kida]

[Masaomi grins back a bit.] Lucky you, I guess.

It's not that I mind, but... why would I want to? I already have to divide my attention between all the women of this world. Add the men, and I'd be spreading myself thin! All the jealous fights that would break out... It's World War III waiting to happen.

[Also, Masaomi has some serious trust issues when it comes to guys older than him. Here's looking at you, Izaya. Those definitely need not apply for his affections.

Whereas hitting on women with kids, or even grannies? Is totally cool.]

[champ_coordinator]

Oh, I see. So, you are a lady killer then? [He smirked.]

Aren't you a little young? Forgive me. I am Wallace of Hoenn. Champion. Who might you be, young man?

[kida]

Isn't it obvious? [There's barely concealed glee in his voice. Masaomi is just that awesome, and he knows it.

His face only falls a little bit when Wallace calls him young.] Really? Is 'Champion' your family name or your given name? [All the sarcasm. No way is he going to admit that you're more awesome than he is!]

Kida Masaomi. Casanova! [See? He can do the title thing, too. You're not as cool as you think, Wallace!]

Hey :P

[champ_coordinator]

Champion is my title. I am Pokemon Champion of the Hoenn Region. [Was he boasting? Only a tiny bit.]

Masaomi. [He nodded.] Nice to meet a friendly young man such as yourself. So, I am guessing that you knock the ladies off their feet? When girls come to watch me perform at the League and the Wallace Cup, they tend to scream when they see me. [Oohh.]

:*

[kida]

Of course!

[Oh, man - some sort of sports champion? Great. It was tempting to attach himself to the guy and see if he could get some of his cast-offs, but even Masaomi had some self-respect and apparently Wallace was into guys, anyway. So instead: more mocking!]

They scream, huh? Well, don't take it personally. They're probably afraid that your hair's gonna strangle them.

Re: :*

[champ_coordinator]

[He smiled politely at the boy. Was he jealous? Possibly.]

I highly doubt that. They scream because they're pleased to see me compete or show off my Pokemon. Of course, the credit mostly goes to my Pokemon as they do most of the work.

I rather like my hair. [Steven likes it too.]

[kida]

[Oh, don't be so modest and likable.] That, or they got a thing for BL.

Well, nobody's perfect.

[champ_coordinator]

[Wallace couldn't quite understand the boy's perspective towards him. He shrugged any negative feelings off.]

What do you like to do, Masaomi? Apart from chase girls.

[kida]

You mean there's better things to do? Hmm... [Masaomi makes a show of thinking about this.] Nah, can't think of anything!

[Of course he does other things. And of course he enjoys other things. But girls will always be his main hobby - and maybe he's just a little possessive.]

[champ_coordinator]

Well, lots of other things in life besides girls, yes. Hobbies, a career, your friends. Many things. Aspirations of a young man like you can take you anywhere.

[He smiled.] Are you sure?

[kida]

A career?! I know I look mature for my age, but I'm not that old!

[Aspirations... He honestly didn't have many of those, outside of girl-related ones. All he wanted to do was to be a regular kid. No responsibilities. Nothing to worry about.]

[champ_coordinator]

I never said you were old. Most people plan what they want to do early in life. [He smiled.]

Of course, you have a while to think about what you want to do.

[kida]

Plenty of time!

All I want to do is live my life, yanno? Live - and love!

[champ_coordinator]

That's quite alright. A spirited young man like you would make a fine Pokemon trainer.

[getting_head]

Well, that's creepy.

[best_head_in_town]

True love knows no boundaries.

[kida]

Fair enough, but that sorta requires there being love in the first place.

Jeez... Muns. They're worse than -... [Um, you're not talking to yourself here, Masaomi. He'll just grin to cover up his almost-slip.] Well. They're pretty bad, anyway.