about mun reading fanfic and attempting crackiness in memes

[kida]

Mun. Mun, mun, mun, mun, mun... What am I going to do with you?

For years, now, you've been ridiculing people who randomly pair up any two guys, just because they're either best friends or mortal enemies. Don't even try to deny it! I may have only moved into your head a while ago, but I can see what's been going on there. Not like you clean often...

[HEY!]

Don't get your girl boxers in a bunch! I wasn't complaining. Not about that.
What I wanna know is why you decided to do a complete 180, just for me. Of course, I'm different from any muse you've ever had... much more interesting, not to mention more handsome... I know I'm irresistible! But that doesn't give you the right to pair me up with guys, yanno? I like girls. You know I like girls.

[I'm not even pairing you up with -]

C'mon, I've seen the fanfic you read! It's disturbing, man. How would you feel if someone wrote porn about you?

[Well...]

Not that I mind the basic principle, but couldn't I at least be thrown into a harem or something? You know I could keep up with at least two girls... maybe three...

[... Now who's the pervert?]

You! Don't pair up a guy with his best friend, just 'cause they're friends, OK? And I'm not even mentioning the other guy. If I ever get out of your head, I will seriously kill you for getting excited over that pairing. I got a girlfriend. I love her. We're... actually good together. So leave it alone.
If I was into guys, you'd know.