dear_mun | anyone lookin' for a merida to spice up their game??

Hey yeah! That's a great idea. All there is ta do now is pick where ya wanna go.

Well that's th'problem. She doesn't now where she wants t--

[.................]

Yoooouu.... are tiny. And furry....

[Bwuh...]

What exactly are you?

[SHE'S P. TACTFUL FYI]

[Dale patted his chest in greeting.]

Uh-huh! I'm a chipmunk. Don't see a whole lot of us 'round here.

[In particular the talking, sentient variety.]

[She's just going to be eying you up and down dale]

And I don't see very many of you in Scotland.... [Which means none.] Do all of you talk? Or are you just special?

[He paces in a circular motion, thinking how to answer for a moment.]

Uhm.... yeah we all talk! Well at least where I came from... everythin's so backwards, almost everyone here's human and I'm the only talkin' animal.

I don't mind all the weird looks, I just wanna have fun! [He offered a bright smile up to her.]

Well... I suppose that's a good attitude t'have considerin'.

I can't imagine anythin' like where you live... though my mum and my brothers did get turned into bears.... but they couldn't talk.

I use'ta hafta gather up mah courage to talk to humans, but I think I'm gettin' used to talkin' to em. People don't always take the time to listen to us animals, that an' I hafta make sure not to chatter too fast. [A sheepish grin.]

Ugh...I just remembered the time I got turned inta a frog by an angry witch. Sounds like maybe you had a run in with an angry witch too?

Well, the witch wasn't angry... I was. It's kind of complicated. But I fixed it, sooo it's over with now.

[AHAHAHA... SHE'S. NOT VERY COMFORTABLE. DISCUSSING WHAT HAPPENED....]

Oh. Phew, I'm glad it's over with too. I'd still rather be a bear than a slimy ol' frog. [He wrinkled his nose and dismissed the very thought of being furless.]

Ya know I could probably talk ta your horse friend. If there's anythin' you'd ever want an answer to. Like where ya wanna go next?

[She taps her fingers together in thought] Well, that's an idea. I supposed it'd be convenient t'be able t'talk t'Angus properly.

Yeah. [A chuckle.] I just thought'a that all by mahself.

So you're good friends? Are ya any good with that bow an' arrow? [He pantomimed the action of stringing up and loosing an arrow.]

Yes, Angus is m'best friend.

[She looks down to the bow around her torso]

And I'm the best in the kingdom.

Well whadda ya know? I sure wouldn't mind seein' some arrows fly. Though where I've no idea.

Would you be able ta teach me how to use one?

[Oh if only he had a learning bow his own size...]

Muns can be kind of annoying that way.

Do you or your mun have any ideas what kind of place you'd like to go to?

Not really. She's been out of games for a while now. Says it's been a year or so. She doesn't really know what's out there anymore.

Hmm. Well, I know of two places my mun would like to try to lure people to right now...

It's Just a Game is one. Everyone's stuck in a satellite in space while a couple of mad scientists try (and pretty much fail) to drive them insane with bad fiction. Anyone who has some kind of powers loses them and other crazy stuff happens every so often. My mun's got me at this one.

The other one is Revenance. This one is set in my canon, but just about anyone is welcome. Actually, it's a dream world that's part of my canon. People with powers keep them, there's some exploring and monster fighting to do, and a bit of a mystery to solve. My mun plays Sora there.

Well, that's certainly a lot of readin'. I guess my mun's got some homework t'do.

Games are not always quite the exciting journey they claim they will be.

Are you quite sure you want this?

Y'get t'meet new people and go new places, right? A'course I want t'go.

True, but with those new people and places come a whole new set of problems and dangers. It is give and take, not all pleasantries and fun.

I know that. [no she doesn't] But it's not like it's all that easy at home. I've still got duties and responsibilities.

[Not to mention that she still has to think about marriage, which maaaaaaaaaaaay be what she's trying to avoid.

maybe.]

I'd just like t'get out and stretch m'legs.

You are free to make your own choices, I only wanted to offer a warning.

[Seriously Merida. You need to think these things through, this is how mothers get turned into bears and the like.]

A good enough point. The Mundane says you should come to either game I am in. She must not like you.

[Because seriously, both places he's at are hell holes. You want Merida to suffer mun!?]

[HEY! HEY. She FIXED the bear thing okay? But not before some emotional trauma.]

Well if I'm in a game with you at least I'd know someone. Well... sort of.

[YOU COULD BE LIKE A PAPA ASSASSINO. ASSASSINATING ANYONE WHO GIVES HER A DIRTY LOOK FROM THE SKY!]

And I could keep an eye on you.

[Yes all those things would happen. She pretty much wouldn't have any male friends because Ezio would be literally beating them away with a stick.]

I can watch my own back. [Sure.] And who knows-- maybe you'll be needin' a hand.

[How would you feel getting your ass saved by a tiny scottish princess ezio?]

Don't get too excited. Muns can be terrible about avoiding ever actually sending you anywhere. No matter how bored and annoying you get.

[She's a little bitter.]

Well then, I guess we'll just have t'cause a bit of trouble now, won't we?

[AKA let's destroy shit til we get our way.]

[Trouble? Korra likes trouble. Also getting her way.]

I suppose we will, won't we? [what a terrible loss] No way am I getting away from those OWL guards just to have to sit around and wait for someone else's whims.

Y'could always try memes. S'what my mun's been doin', tryin' t'find people for me t'meet. See if that's enough t'satisfy me.

But I want t'meet more people. It's just hard findin' a good place. Especially considerin' some of the games seem less than savory.

[She means sex games. She refuses to let me get her anywhere near sex games.

No. Seriously. There's an arrow at my head because I even dared type that word.

~~send help~~]

Yeah, those are all right. I get less attention there then I'd hope, and I get bored, and my mun's more interested in 'character development' for me, or something.

I don't like the sound of that.

[She shouldn't. ~~I shouldn't have said that~~]

But I do like the idea of some consistency. I want bad guys to fight and new moves to learn! And I don't want to do that somewhere I'm going to lose my bending. Or anything else uncomfortable.

[How can I help when I'm suck with the threat of fireballs for suggesting sending Korra back to TLH? I WAS KIDDING ~~mostly~~]

Same story here. Though I think it'd be easier in a game t'meet more people. More than the ones I just know. That's what she's interested in.

And I think I'll be fine s'long as I can still have a bow and arrow. I've been defendin' myself up t'this point just fine. I'm sure I can manage in any ol' game.

[AHAHAHAHA--- MY FRIENDS AND I MAY HAVE DEVELOPED HEAD CANON ON HOW MERIDA IS NOW SCARRED FOR LIFE ON SEX BECAUSE OF HER PARENTS RAVENOUS SEX LIFE AND INABILITY TO EXPLAIN THINGS IN A NON-SCARRING MANNER....]

It sure would, if you're looking to make friends. I don't really need anyone else, so long as I have Naga, but I really couldn't live without my bending.

You nonbenders have it better, that way, cause you can make or replace your weapons and you're good to go. I'm nothing useful without my bending. Which is of course why miss mundane is so keen on me losing it for a game. [DEATH. GLARE.]

[OH NOOOOOO POOR BABY THATS SO PERFECT IM GONNA PUKE THEY WOULD THOUGH OH GOD. FERGUS TRYING TO TALK ABOUT SEX JFC]

Well, y'could always learn how t'use a weapon. S'not that hard and everyone should really learn. [...oh god Fergus... what have you taught your daughter]

Though, I can't imagine m'mun takin' away my ability t'shoot. No... I definitely wouldn't let that happen. [....and now she's going to kill me in my sleep]

[NO OH GOD. THERE WAS THIS SEX QUESTIONS MEME ON PLURK AND SOMEONE ASKED MERIDA "HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL" AND JUST... ELINOR ANSWERED FOR HER. BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH SHE IS FORCING HER DAUGHTER TO GET MARRIED SOMEDAY. BY GOD IT BETTER BE A MAN WHO CAN PLEASE HER.

MERIDA IS SO TRAUMATIZED.

~~Watch all of this end up in anon comm~~]

I dunno, it would feel all wrong. I mean, I was basically born to bend, more then any other bender, being the Avatar and all. And I've practiced for it all my life.

I guess learning a weapon just to add variety wouldn't be a terrible idea. There's just no way I'd ever fight totally without my bending. [Ha. Ha. Ha. If only she knew what I had planned for her.]

I don't know very many people who shoot a plain bow and arrow like that, actually. Lots of clubs and spears and things, and a crossbow or two. [smirk] How good are you?

[SCREECHES OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU-- I WOULD DIE. I BET SHE DID DIE. POOR THING OH GOD.

~~christ i hope not~~]

Edited (gomen for multiple edits ive got up-all-night idiocy sob) 2012-12-06 11:31 (UTC)

I'm the best. [U R SO MODEST, MERIDA.]

[That's all right, Korra likes modesty, and we all know how modest she is.]

Really huh? Prove it.

[She pulls the bow from around her torso.]

Point out anything, I'll shoot it through th'middle.

[Not impressed yet.]

All right, then. [sassy smirk] try this.

[She bends a sharp wall of earth up with a target in the center, farther then the average distance target.]

Easy.

[Bow up. Arrow loaded. Aim... Let loose!

And right in the center.

She'll just return that smirk]

[She only gapes for a second, to her credit. Then it's a playful smile.]

Nice job, kid.

[Bends the arrow out and it flies backward to her. She catches it casually and hands it back]

I was just warming up.

[This time, her target's twice as far and half the size.]

Out is one thing. Now the question is, how long will you remain out?

I don't know. However long I want to.

Fresh in the headspace and already calling the shots? Don't see that too often.

anyone lookin' for a merida to spice up their game??

possibly adopt this little guy too? <3

1/3 lmfa-- HER MIND WILL BE SO BLOWN...

2/3

3/3

because making him a companion animal is adorable. :3

ahaha angus may take offense to that!

Does angus like dessert because he can have them for a year.

I don't think so... he likes oats. :B

alas, I am oat-less. -sniffle- Dale's very cute. That's my best offer. XD

OKAY WELL CUTE IS FINE BY ME AT LEAST.

I would say he comes with a lifetime supply of chocolate, but being a chipmunk he hoards it all. :P

hoidahd He should have an episode on Hoarders then...

http://youtu.be/GgtVp_yc7ns?t=2m18s He could quit anytime.

....Oh dear. Someone needs an intervention.

He might have to go cold turkey...or oats. XD Something far less stellar than chocolate.

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Oh hey there. fancy seeing you around these parts

Yeah I get around

/insert joke about you being ezio here.

That's right baby

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cooped up adventurous ladies party: go

also. Commonly confused for lesbians party.

fuck all y'all we do what we want party

And who we want. When we want, MMMKAY?

Soooo everyone, all the time? I kid.

But not really. because srsly. Merida could be a pimp. (Her key words are LMFAO lyrics)

totes could, if she decided she gave a shit (d y i n g)

her and korra should start a club. ladies who are way too bad for anyone.

2 good 4 u

AHA SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO RESPOND. I AM ALSO IN FINALS MADNESS...

NAH BRO ITS COOL IM SICK AS A DOG SO

OH GOOD. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINALS. SHALL WE DIG GRAVES TOGETHER?

HERE I GOT A SPARE SHOVEL

/DIGS DEEPLY AND THOROUGHLY.

/ROLLS IN THE DIRT ha ha LATE TAGS

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Apologies for lateness, had a harsh week!