voice testing

[fatnerd]

Mundane-san! Your username demonstrates a fatal lack of understanding of my true character!

I can't be pegged down as a single character archetype. My role as a hero in the story is far more complex than simply the comic relief! Don't let my outward appearance fool you- if I skip through several timelines, I should come out as a true protagonist. Then you may be able to see all the intricacies to my being.

Comments

[paroli]

Really? I think it's highly accurate.

[fatnerd]

Ah! Celes-san! Your words are so cruel.

[paroli]

Maybe if you weren't such a colossal waste of space, I wouldn't have to be cruel.

[fatnerd]

Your words sting, Celes-san, but I will not let them defeat my heroic quest.

[singlefault]

Since when were you the hero of anything, you uncultured slob?!

[fatnerd]

I'm a savior to the many otakus playing our game who wish to be represented! Without my influence, they would be neglected.

[singlefault]

Is that so? You're the perfect candidate to represent uncultured degenerates. But, don't dare think yourself a hero for it.

[fuckawa]

What would you know about stories or "character archetypes"?!

Besides, that name is incredibly accurate for someone like you. It's a shame they couldn't fit in anything about the utter garbage you call prose!!

[fatnerd]

We are one of the same, Fukawa Touko-dono. We write stories of great romance!

[fuckawa]

Don't you dare put my work in with your amateur pornography! Yours is just a mess of letters...

[fatnerd]

It's not pornography! I write the love stories that Princess Boo-ko could never live out, making so many new discoveries.

[fuckawa]

How old is "Princess Boo" exactly?! I bet you're writing filthy things about a child...

I feel sick just talking about it! You otaku idiot!

[fatnerd]

Princess Boo-ko! You must address royalty properly, unless you wish to appear without manners.

[fuckawa]

She's not even real... Stop being disgusting!

[fatnerd]

Boo-ko-chan is real as long as you believe in her! Share her power in your heart!

[fuckawa]

[ oh god, she actually feels a bit sick now. ]

Why are you such a moron!? Do you not hear the stupid things you're saying?!

[trumped_card]

[The urge to roll her eyes is slowly rising.]

So, someone decided to choose you as a muse, Yamada-kun?

How unfortunate.

[fatnerd]

I'm sure they'll treat my character with respect, Celes-san. Why would they choose me otherwise?

[trumped_card]

Maybe they just needed a good laugh?

[That bright smile does nothing to dull the edges of her words.]

I could be wrong though. Does your mundane have any plans for you?