On the mun having far too many ideas.

[wontturntostone]

Mundane
Not That I am Questioning Your Particular Decisions and Desires
Though I Suppose That Is Exactly What I Am Doing
But Maybe You Should Attempt To Narrow Down What You Think I Should Be Doing Before You Begin Creating Plans and Plots

Because This Is Not Feasible
You Are Already Far Too Busy To Even Take Me On But Since You Are Insistent I Am Prepared To Concede That Point
However
You Have How Many Different Goals
Two
Almost Three

You Do Not Have Time
And I Dont Really Care About Most Of These Ideas Anyway
None Of Them Appeal
Well Maybe The Pokemon One
At Least I Could Make Up For Previous Frog Related Failures
And Breed Some Sort Of God Pokemon
If That Is A Thing I Will Have To Ask Tavros
But Fighting In A War Or Turning Into A Weapon Or Going To A Dark City
Its Pointless
I Cant Claim I Am Overly Busy On The Meteor But I Do Have Things To Do
And So Do You
So You Should Drop This

Not That You Ever Listen
But I Had To Make The Attempt

Comments

[candycrabapple]

AT LEAST YOUR MUN EVEN HAS IDEAS AND PLANS. IF ONLY MINE WOULD STOP BEING A BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE FOR ONCE AND ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT PUTTING ME SOMEWHERE WHERE I CAN BE ME INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT IT AND LOSING HER FUCKING SPINE ABOUT IT. IT ENRAGES ME SO MUCH I'M START TO WONDER IF SHE EVEN TAKES ME SERIOUSLY. NOT THAT I WOULD BE SURPRISED BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT, WHEN HAS ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY, HAVE I EVER BEEN TAKEN SERIOUSLY?

[wontturntostone]

I Would Suggest You Consider Referring To Them In a Less Derogatory Fashion In The Hopes It Might Help Appeal To Their Better Nature
But I Dont Believe You Are Capable Of That
And I Am Quite Certain Mundanes Do Not Have Better Natures
At Least If She Is Terrified You Can Be Fairly Certain She Isnt Going To Write You Terribly
In Theory

If They Were Going To Take You Seriously
Because People Do Including Me Though Not When You Are Behaving Like This
Where Would You Want To Go Karkat
It Isnt As Though Most Of The Places We Could Be Sent Are Not Terrible In Most Respects

[candycrabapple]

BELIEVE I'VE FOUND THAT THE ONLY WAY TO GET HER TO ACTUALLY DO WHAT IS NEEDED OF HER IS TO ACCUSE HER OF BEING A USELESS FUCK AND SHE GETS AROUND TO WORKING WITH ME JUST TO SHOW ME I'M WRONG. SO REALLY IT WORKS AMAZINGLY FOR BOTH OF US, I DON'T LOOK LIKE A PATHETIC SHUT IN, AND SHE GETS TO FEEL AT LEAST REMOTELY PRODUCTIVE IN HER FANTASTICALLY PATHETIC DAY.
WELL I'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH HER NOT DOING ME JUSTICE OR I WOULD HAVE ABSCONDED FROM HER SHIT BY NOW. SHE JUST NEEDS TO REMEMBER TO CHECK HER SPELLING AND GRAMMAR FIRST SO I DON'T LOOK LIKE I HAVE A DENTED THINK PAN.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'WHEN I'M BEHAVING LIKE THIS'? I'M ALWAYS FUCKING LIKE THIS, KANAYA, I AM ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
I'D WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE WE'RE I'M NOT SOME TRANSLUCENT-SKINNED, HORNLESS HUMAN WITH BEYOND DISASTROUSLY RED HAIR AS A HUMAN TEENAGER, OR TWENTY YEAR OLD IN SOME STRANGE HUMAN EXTENSION OF BEING SCHOOL FED WHILE BEING DEVOID OF MOST COLOUR PIGMENT.
THAT WOULD BE WHAT I WANT, JUST TO BE ME.

[wontturntostone]

Strange
I Have Found The Opposite Result When Dealing With My Own Mundane
Although Mostly From Witnessing The Other Beings Trapped Within Their Mind Attempting To Force Them Into Action
Mine Generally Does Whatever It Wants Whether We Like It Or Not

I Cant Decide If You Are Lucky Or Unfortunate
You Wont Be Able To Claim That You Arent Responsible For Your Actions If You Are So Easily Able To Influence Them

There Are Worse Things That Being Human Karkat
Although I Cant Think Of A Great Many There Are Certainly Some
I Found I Didnt Particularly Mind My Stint In That Regard
Although I Will Admit It Is Nice To Be Myself Again
Even If It Apparently Is Going To Result In A Number Of Things I Am Not Exactly Interested In

[roemance]

pokemon huh
you probably wwouldnt like it
wwouldnt evven wwaste my time on checkin it out if i wwere you

[Thats right Eridan PLAY IT COOL]

[wontturntostone]

Oh I Forgot
That Is Where You Are

[It's probably rather remarkable how much scorn Kanaya was able to dump into such a simple sentence.]

The Rose From That Place And I Were Discussing What Steps Might Be Taken In Regards To You Eridan
So Perhaps You Should Be Very Very Careful What You Say

And I am Certainly Not Going To Take Your Advice On Anything
So You Would Only Be Accomplishing The Opposite Here

[roemance]

youre really puttin too much thought into this
an i wwouldnt listen to wwhatevver that conivvin hag has to say either
shes good at makin you think shes on your side but shes probably just usin you for her owwn gain
but wwhatevver
its not like i care
go ahead and join it wwont matter to me
hey maybe you WWILL enjoy it

[You said you would do the opposite right so that means you're not going to consider it now right?]

[wontturntostone]

Perhaps Insulting Rose Is Not Your Best Action At This Point
I Hardly Need Additional Reasons To Despise You
As I Think Genocide Tends To Rest At The Top Of Every Such List

If You Are Attempting Reverse Psychology
Its Rather Sad
And I Have Spent Too Much Time With The Humans Not To Spot It

I Suspect I May Actually Find Something Relaxing In Breeding Pokemon
I Almost Enjoyed Frog Breeding
If Things Had Been Different

And I Would Have Something Else To Keep My Mind Occupied In The Interim

yeah eridan just dig your hole a lil deeper okok

[roemance]

i can say wwhatevver i wwant about her
she does the same to me
i knoww the twwo of you had a good laugh ovver wwhat you thought you could do wwith me and get awway wwith
so you dont really havve room to talk here maryam

It does seem to be what he is good at. And I need an Angry Kanaya icon

[wontturntostone]

Of Course She Says Whatever She Wants About You
You Deserve It
You Are A Genocidal Murderer Who Killed The Only Person Who Was Ever The Least Bit Concerned About You Because She Happened To Look At Someone Else
You Deserve Everything
And More

We Should Be Plotting Against You
Everyone Should

[lighty_broad]

While this sort of thing is always an exercise in futility, I nonetheless give your attempt a respectable B+ for what it is worth.

[wontturntostone]

Oh
Well
I Suppose That Is Better Than failing Completely
Even If That Does Seem To Be What Has Happened Here
But I Had To Try
Besides
If I Had Known You Were Watching I Might Have Put More Effort Into It
Maybe

Hello Rose

[lighty_broad]

Is that so?
Perhaps then you should assume I am always watching, just for the sake of ensuring you put your utmost effort into any endeavor.
And, who knows, maybe I am always watching?

Hello, Kanaya.

[wontturntostone]

As Much As I Might Enjoy Your Presence Rose
And I Realize I am Providing You With Far More Psychological Ammunition Than I Should By Admitting That
I Think The Idea Of You Always Watching
Always
Is Rather Unsettling
And That Is Aside From Your Presumed Ability To See All My Possible Futures Anyway
Perhaps I Should Simply Ask You In Advance If My Attempts At Mundane Manipulation Will Succeed And Avoid The Mistake Of Bothering In The First Place


How Are You

[lighty_broad]

In my defense, it is my responsibility to be a seer of light.
And you produce no small amount of light, Kanaya.
But, anyway, any form of precognition would be unnecessary for determining that any attempts towards dissuading or convincing a mundane of anything is a goal doomed without any possibility of victory.
But, just because a goal is unattainedable does not necessarily mean it is not worthwhile to attempt.
After all, your failure to succeed at your intended goal here nonetheless has given us an opportunity to talk.
Which I would hope is something of a consolation prize, perhaps equivalent to a sticker stating "YOU TRIED" in colorful letters, at least.

...But it appears this has also lead you to talking to Eridan, so my point may have been rendered counter-pointed before I even attempted to make it.



Anyway, I am fine. How are you?

[tentacletrainer]

Breeding a God Pokemon.
Now wouldn't that be an interesting development.
If this is your goal, you wouldn't mind if I took part, would you?
I hadn't considered such a venue for this career path, but as a dedicated and skilled breeder myself, I wouldn't be able to ignore such an opportunity.

As a side note, I don't advise trying to dissuade your mundane too doggedly.
Typically this only brings about more or worse situations you will be thrown into.
At least in my experience, in any case.

[wontturntostone]

A God Pokemon Could Perhaps Allow Us To Create Another Universe
Without The Hassle Of All The Nonsense With Lord English
It Worked With Frogs After All
And You Would Be Welcome To Help
Who Would I Be To Refuse

Wait
Worse How

[tentacletrainer]

Perhaps, though within the confines of Pokeland, there would hardly be reason to create a second universe.
If we were able to bring said Pokemon home with us, however, that would be fortunate.
We will certainly need to put Universe Creation down as a goal for this breeding program.
I'm glad to hear that.
I would do my best to be a perfect model when it comes to assistants. Others would desire to assist, but turn away once they saw how magnificently I excel at that.

Let me put it this way.
At first it merely started out dealing with Gamzee on a murderous streak.
Then I was subjected to having my soul stolen.
Now an iteration of me is partaking in the fun that is Hell Murder Tower.

[wontturntostone]

If We Could Determine The Proper Method Of Creating A Universe We Might Regain Our Powers There
And Use It As A Bridge To The Proper Universe And Then Evacuate Back To It
Maybe
Your Abilities As An Assistant Are Far More Pertinent To This Conversation Anyway
Would You Be THE BEST

Hell Murder Tower
I Suppose That Would Be Much Worse Than Pokemon
Mostly I Have Been Hearing Horror Stories About Murder Places And Sex Places
I Am Hoping To Avoid Both

[tentacletrainer]

Perhaps.
I wish I had the ability to ascertain whether or not it would.
As much as I enjoy my time here, I do miss my powers sometimes.
And yes, I completely agree.
There would be no contest.
When it comes to assisting, my talent far exceeds those of my peers.
I am - in layman's terms - simply the best there is.

A good thing to hope for.
And I do wish you the best of luck in avoiding such places.
Perhaps if others were to implore to your mundane, those would never be situations you would have to face.

so this sure is a late comment; no offense taken if you don't reply

[dicey]

Kanaya, you do not want to 8ecome one of those lame Fiduspawn players. Once you start you can never go 8ack, and you're infected with the dorkiness forever! It's a real and true epidemic.

I suppose I can let lateness pass...this time.

[wontturntostone]

I Am Actually Rather Enjoying It There Vriska
Although I Will Concede Some Of It Is Unnecessarily Strange
But The Creatures Are Appealing

Have You Been Sent There

::::)

[dicey]

You've already succum8ed???????? Oh no! You pro8a8ly can't talk a8out anything 8ut cards and stats now. It was nice knowing you, Kanaya.

And nah, of course I'm not there! You haven't seen me, haaaaaaaave you?

[wontturntostone]

I Dont Really Understand Stats Yet
Nor Have I Seen Anyone Mention Cards
I Only Have A Plantbeast Named Sunshine

No
But People Mentioned You Were There Before
A You
I Dont Know Which You
Was It You

[dicey]

Oh, it's THAT kind of thing!

It wasn't me. In fact, you'll pro8a8ly never come across that me! There are a lot of mes around here. I'm kind of a 8ig deal.