dear_mun | Nov. 17th, 2012

Nov. 17th, 2012

Miss, I understand your--er, frustration with some of the characters in the film, but it does seem rather drastic to want to murder them. I know you're most likely not serious, but I deal with so many threats in my daily life that I cannot take the chance.

Just tell me you're not going to kill me.

Please?

ballsnatcher

Mun! I want to see more golden balls!

[For those who didn't know, she's talking 'bout testicles.]

Do men only have two? Can they have more?! Imagine how much they'd all be worth if I could collect all the golden balls on Earth!

servantgwen

No, I do not believe what you say is true, it cannot be....

Morgana has done nothing but try to destroy Camelot and she only wants my crowd for herself...I would never chose her side over Arthur's. Maybe in the past if I believed her to be right but not now. My love for him, my friends and for Camelot will never falter I am sure of it.

As for my brother...he is one of the best knights Camelot has seen. I cannot lose him and I will not lose him.

[She now attempts to block out all protests from the mun]

idkworldruler

...So you've decided to start a blog for me. Where I talk about my recent adventures and thoughts? While I know that a few of my canonmates have their own blogs. I don't think my boss would like it if you had me start blabbering about things that I shouldn't.

towardsparadise

What makes you think I can find Paradise here?

headshots

I know it's not exactly what you were hoping for, kid. Can't say I'm too thrilled about it either, but there's no point in sitting around moping. They need me back there. Hell, after what we've just been through, that almost sounds like a vacation.

invisible_one

I guess this is bye...

einzburger

Oh mundane,

You really need to stop your fussing. You remind me of Illya. She'd fuss the same way. Oh that reminds me. Dont you have some OVA's to watch? I was actually curious about them too. Maybe that would get your mind off of it?

[a sigh]

You really do have something of a temper dont you? I dont mind at all, but really- is looking through fan art helping you at all?

[a smile]

I didn't think so.

-Irisviel von Einzbern.

bornfortheworld

What-what are you doing? I don't want to go anywhere? I don't want to leave Kaa-san!

((Have a Child!X!Kamui...))

neverlie

Absolutely not. While I refuse to simply rot away in some dark corner somewhere, I will not go to one of those atrocious games you seem to be peering so closely at. I have enough to do without being handed wars and monsters and the like.

Besides, it's all but impossible to find Sebastian, of late, and I really must have him.

knock_knock_knock_penny

"Dear Mun"?

Well I suppose it will have to do, though I would've preferred speaking to you from an elevated podium. Since we're both extremely new to this relationship, let me lay down a few ground rules.

One, you should know that, considering we barely count as acquaintances--much less friends, I see no reason to engage you in frivolous, time-wasting pleasantries or idle chit-chat. We should both know why we're here, even if I have a master's degree and two doctorates while you don't.

Two, if you want to have a go at my 'voice' then there are certain issues we need to get out of the way. I am therefore devising a binding contract between the two parties involved. A sort of 'Roleplaying agreement' if you will. We'll go over each stipulation together, with me explaining each one in as simple of manner as possible if you need me to, before you sign in the appropriate places.

Three, it's very crowded in here. I don't like that.

integra_hellsing

Well, Mundane. Are you pleased? I thought you were supposed to be taking a break to study for a certain exam, not joining games? Don't give me that look. I'm not about to force you to do anything about it, but I do advise you that game or not, remember your priorities.

With that said, I do feel strangely comfortable. I can't quite call it home, of course, but I'm sure you understand. Even so, what a cruel move of you to take me away from my inevitable victory, not that I wouldn't expect any less coming from you of all people. If the Major or any of his freak show menagerie show up, I will have my victory then, and I do look forward to it... although I would not object to my servant or the Police Girl appearing in the city. Allies are a good thing, after all.

wingsofjustice

Summoner, what is it you wish of me? I have questions left unanswered, and justice to dispense.

diplomatique

I must congratulate you on your efforts in the last weeks. Your work has paid off considerably--but there is a matter at hand that may be cumbersome to discuss.

In essence: while your studies have been served adequately, you have yet to dedicate yourself to responding to the many conversations you've accumulated over the past week or so. To prevent them from accruing further, I would suggest you take action immediately.

[ ... ]

Although you may think otherwise, I am capable of handling myself. While it would be wonderful to see either Judge Drace or Judge Gabranth, or even perhaps my brother--solitude does not equate to loneliness, Miss Mundane.

bibliophile_annex

I think I have enough on my plate without you adding a generous dollop of pride on top of everything else! I've been told I have enough of that particular failing already, though I don't see what's wrong with being proud of my accomplishments. Mun, please? Listen to reason for once! I don't want to push anyone away. I don't want to be alone in either of those worlds.

[She crosses her arms over her chest and narrows her eyes.]

You're not listening to a word I say, are you.

fistulas

What makes you think I've got time to entertain you? You are a grown-ass woman. Entertain yourself. I don't wanna be here. None of us want to be here.

Is there a reason you feel you need to interrupt my work to tell me that you love me? Did this change at some point? Did you stop loving me? You didn't. You know it and I know it. So I don't need to be here right now, and you don't need to be draggin' me out.

And you don't hafta tell me I kicked ass. I know I did. Like I need your praise to get me through my day? Well I don't. Now go. Get back to work, or cleaning, or something. Neither of us have time for this.

leithleach

I don't think anyone else here knows how to conjugate Irish Gaelic more than you do. Don't worry so much about it.

Maybe you should use a different PB, though - I don't feel very fey.

reobtained

...I guess you've pretty much forgotten about me, too, huh?

I don't really care about the new game. That's a different me.

Look, lady, stop trying so hard. I get it; you've moved on.

Everyone moves on from old Oswald.

scienceshow

So, you believe your friend had an ulterior motive for recommending that piece of fiction, do you? Whatever made you think that?

[All. The sarcasm. EVER.]

Please, mundane; how do you think I feel? I was enjoying a nice respite from the ridiculous workings of your feeble human mind, only to be dragged back out from my precious lab to the sight of all these drab heroes running around.

[It's just one, Szayel, shut up.]

It's one too many, and yet another individual you will not allow me to experiment on. Honestly, I'm surprised you wouldn't want me to crack his skull open to see where all those 'head gods' come from.

[A pause.]

...also, mundane, if I am to be present again, even if only on occasion, I demand that my expressions be fixed. Immediately.

raraavis

Miss Mun--excuse me, Ms. Mun--I wonder if you've given this the thorough consideration it deserves. I understand your interest in my...activities, but I believe your desire to play me is going to create a conflict of interest. After all, it is vital to the continuation of those activities that I remain anonymous. Surely you can see that exposing me, even if only to RP society, will severely hamper my efforts to assist those in need of my services.

I beg you--please reconsider your decision lest we both come to regret it. And you will regret it. I promise you I will not be cooperative.

Current Mood: pessimistic

ragesoul

Just don't get in my way.

picklesandeggs

Pretty sure we've been down this road before, mun. Either you're gonna realize how great I am or you're-- gonna.. realize how great I am.

[ Ahem. ]

Now don't go and tell me you don't have options, we both know you do. Think of the adventure; the experiences we'll have. And with me, can you ever really say there's a dull moment? I think not. Forget the rest of 'em up here, let's do this.

swordsmithing

Mun... I gotta ask, do you really know what you're doing?

Look, I don't want to be stuck here and treated like an afterthought, okay? So figure out what you're gonna do first!

...

And at least let me go back home if you're not gonna do anything with me. I have things to do and friends to help there...

ex_granddaughter985

Oh, good. I get to be out and about now. You've only been putting this off, and while your head is filled with wondrous things, it would be so good to see Grandfather and Ian and Barbara again. I'm sure they're up to finding new things to do, and I would very much like to hear about it. Though I can certainly picture Grandfather frowning at the thought.

You know of eleven regenerations? How marvelous. I wonder about all the adventures we will have then.

Even the ones we can have here.

akingastray

You might think you can tell me what to do but I'm not interested in what you have to say.

Their safety is all that matters and if anything happens we'll take care of it. Don't be a dumbass.

saesenthessis

You've no time for this, my scribe! [ she gives a short, frustrated sigh and a shake of her head. ] And neither do I.

Or have you forgotten of the war I've to wage?

hoof_beats

Hey mun, it's okay, you don't have to rush my app too soon. You can still brain storm some ideas for me. Maybe just bounce off ideas back and forth? You could even do that with Gypsy if you want, even if he won't know what you are saying. I do that with Cherri y'know.

[chuckles]

agent007

I only accept orders from MI6. Though you and M both give me directions with little to no regard to my wishes or safety, as far as I know, M does not cackle gleefully when when her orders result in compromising positions for me. Your delight in my suffering is very unsettling.

Are you sure you don't have an island with your face carved into a volcano? Or any plans to blow up the moon? Because the longer I work with you, the more you remind me of some of the more eccentric villains from my past.

PS: Stop staring at my ass so much. You claim to be a lesbian, for God's sake.

shieldbrother

I guess you're the one in charge, but are you sure this is a good idea? Plenty of bloodsuckers and dragons to worry about without dragging me here.

Current Mood: confused

bloodmugen

I thought you said you were tired of me. [all the judging]

You won't make it past a week. So just give it up.

dontcallmetails

You tried your best. Simply find me a new game to go to. I am not willing to simply be shoved off back into that corner of your mind. Get to work.

dj_mort

Ok, app submitted...now to twiddle our thumbs, yeah?

[Somehow I don't think that's what you have in mind, Lucas.]

Hah! You're right. It's time for a bro-off. I'll go first! [Wait, what? I'm not even a bro!] Whatever, broseph, brony, Brosideon King of the Bros. Brohemian Rhapsody...My Chemical Bromance...uh, damnit I know I had some more.

[Oh god, someone send help.]

theassumption

So you didn't forget me.

Where shall I go to wake up Mother? No matter where, I will make it happen.

You'll help make it happen, won't you?

childofthetree

Don't you have enough things to do already?

[Sigh.]

I'd rather you do them rather than bringing me out at a time like this.

I can wait.

playingintraffic

Playing in...

That is so messed up, mun. Even for you.

mendacium

Somehow it's less daunting to consider going back and playing in the midst of it now that you know how it winds up, isn't it? Especially since you were too nervous about having to, as you said, "retcon" things from week to week during the run.

Is this your way of telling me that, yes, you are glad for how things turned out, but you're regretting not having played me during my -- well, misguided is a nicer word than crazy, thank you for revising, so my misguided period? You've got a craving to fill in the blanks, as it were?

...should you happen to come across Salome, slim though the odds are, I'm willing to listen to propositions.

piously

I'm not sure what you're planning, but whatever it is - I hope you know what you'll be getting us into. Rushing head first into something out of excitement or whatever other emotion it is going through your head isn't going to do either one of us any good. We both know how important it is to make logical decisions, not emotional ones.

I know why you're looking at some of these places more than the others. If I get any say in this at all, it's that I'll go wherever you need me to go, just not at his expense. I take care of my own - just like he does. Sending me to a place where my arrival could do more harm than good to one of them isn't a chance I want to take.

a_changing

Dear Mun,

I don't need to do something like this. It's just - I'm not that kind of person!

You aren't being fair. That's all. I - I hope you'll reconsider. Please.

Fondly,
Anisette.

mihllikdnamihdnif

I find it funny that you complain about diversity and then want to play a character like me. You'll get tired of the same conversation every time. I won't. I won't even know the difference. That's what happens when you can't make new memories.

Is it the challenge you seek? Do me a favor and don't turn me into a caricature of myself and let me become some kind of joke like the rest of them. It's only funny for the first five minutes. Things get old, fast.

Except in my case. Funny, I get it. This is the kind of stuff I'm talking about.

organicroyalty

I knew you'd come asking for me again, mun. I don't blame you. Playing with a royal such as I is a great and noble honor, and I'm sure we're both in agreement that I'm the most fun of your muses! I suppose I could forgive you for leaving me stuffed in the back of your head with those... odd boys of yours. Really, you must round up more girls in here! I never thought I'd say this to you, but I'm so, sooooo tired of being drowned in men.

You even dressed up my journal for me! That means you're going to find me somewhere special to stay, right? Riiiiiight?

... what's with that look? Don't just stand there! Get moving!

choukami

As flattered as I am about this, it might be a little early for me. There's a lot you don't know yet after all.

Also, in such a public place Tomoe might come and scold me. That wouldn't help very much towards development.

hernamegoesfirst

Wait, what am I doing here?

You aren't done canon-reviewing. You still have seasons waiting for you actually. And I thought Smallville was more your kind of 'muse'. You know: Silly naive man-child with a looot of free time?

And yet you go with the ace reporter that doesn't have time for this.

Again I ask: what am I doing here?

givesacrap

Nooo. No! Bad mun. Do you have any idea what kind of repercussions me going to one of these games of yours would have? For God's sake, suddenly all of the women in these games will start to realize that they have no idea what a man with testicles looks like and I would re-he-heally hate to be in their shoes when Jordan finds out and unhinges that python-like jaw of hers and swallows them whole just for flocking to me. Hell, I might just run out of girls names to call everyone and then if Newbie shows up I'll have to resort to calling him 'Spot' or other uncreative names for dogs because I will just have absolutely no girls' names left for him. I mean really, what are you thinking? Like you need to have another reason to sit around instead of doing all that work you're supposed to be doing. Really, if you get any more distracted I might have to seriously consider giving you an award for most pathetic goldfish impersonation and I definitely would except that I really don't think it's worth my time because you would probably get distracted halfway through your glorious acceptance speech by the sparkles on your $2 nail polish. Hng.

colorpalette

This Is Usually Where A Futile Effort Is Made To Convince You To Do Otherwise Or At Least Thats What Ive Come To Believe From What Ive Seen
In Fact Id Even Be The Most Likely Character You Have To Attempt To Provide Counsel On What I Perceive To Be Pegged As A Misguided Decision
However Its The Variety Of Other Characters Youve Chosen In The Past That Have Me So Absolutely Set Against The Idea
Judging From All These Sociopaths Im Forced To Now Share Headspace With Ive Come To The Informed Decision You Are A Lost Cause
So Im Not Going To Bother
Just Wait Out The Inevitable Until Im Forgotten About And You Move Onto The Next One
I Can Wait

unionjackass

There's such a thing as stepping aside when one ought to do so. I eagerly await the day that you let go of this silly charade.

Bloody hell woman, you-- just-- give it up already! I don't want to have any part in these damn games, thanks. How many times must I tell you before you get it through your head?!

sittingweird

WHYYYY?
And why had Twilight to send her back BEFORE I could ask her how to do it?
*sobs*
I- I don't care if you're really going to apply for me this time or not, mun... just... HANDS!

nationless

I have work to do. You understand this, and yet you persist? You know I have no time for games.

... This does not make me "grumpy."

confectioncrown

( HAVE SOME SPOILERS )

sacred_flamer

A...Asch could be coming? To the Tower?

[He reached back, scratching his head.]

I... I dunno how I feel about that. I mean, it'll be great to have someone from home there, but... it's Asch.

...you think I could ask Yu to beat him up if he starts calling me a dreck?

[No, Luke. Just no.]

3days

I'm not even sure where to start with this. .. I don't think I can do it. I..

You don't get it, do you? There's nothing for me. I'm dead, right? My uncle killed me, I tried to kill my dad. I mean, I'm not even sure I wouldn't try again if it might mean I'd have a place with someone somewhere.

This is just.. a really bad idea altogether. Please, just.. stop. Okay?

repeatingwords

If it please you I will go, my lady. I do not wish to upset the Queen or my ...husband though. I am sure they will be quite upset to find me missing. If I was to return I would surely be punished. [Please don't make me go back.]

facedthetruth

While the idea of potentially meeting a version of Uzuki that has his head on straight is a appealing one, this is the setting you've chosen? While I'm aware that the options for a so-called alternate universe character such as myself are limited, surely you can do better than that.

Hmph, I see. It's the existing cast and potential for it to grow further that you find so intriguing. While I find the premise too distasteful for words, the setting itself should be interesting at the very least.

Of course, if you truly are serious about this, there is a matter to address beyond working out the finer details of my altered history with the original designer of my universe. This account has only half of its icon spaces filled, and don't pretend that's all of the expression I'm capable of. You know where to find the videos, so you've no excuse beyond laziness. Take care of it, and then maybe I'll consider going along with your plans.

I think we have issues.

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