homeless, not looking

[thequarter]

Miss, I understand your--er, frustration with some of the characters in the film, but it does seem rather drastic to want to murder them. I know you're most likely not serious, but I deal with so many threats in my daily life that I cannot take the chance.

Just tell me you're not going to kill me.

Please?

Comments

[revenge_is_sweet]

I don't think your mun would kill you. You are far too important.

[thequarter]

[Oh, fuck.]

Am I? You're certainly the only person to tell me so.

[revenge_is_sweet]

Yes, you are. Without Q, where would Bond be? No gadget man would make an awfully boring world.

[thequarter]

I have it under excellent confidence that you aren't a fan of any of the Q gadgets.

[revenge_is_sweet]

A fan? I've had my fair share of them in the past. I've just learned to make my own toys now.

[mymartini]

Do you need someone to teach you how to properly handle a gun, Q?

[thequarter]

I'd say yes, but I wouldn't want to accidentally shoot anyone.

[mymartini]

That is what firing ranges are for.

[thequarter]

You overestimate my ability to aim.

[mymartini]

And you underestimate my ability to control the situation.