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[sittingweird]

WHYYYY?
And why had Twilight to send her back BEFORE I could ask her how to do it?
*sobs* 
I- I don't care if you're really going to apply for me this time or not, mun... just... HANDS!

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[harrisonfoal]

There there.

[Pats her on the shoulder]

I'm sure the secret to that magic is out there.

[sittingweird]

Y-you're right, it's just... I always tried so hard...

*sniffles*

But-It has to be somewhere and, now that I know it's possible, nothing is going to stop me!

[harrisonfoal]

That's the spirit! Truth be told I've wondered about fingers myself. Monkeys seem to get into everything.

Even if I couldn't have them all the time maybe like, a pair of enchanted gloves I could wear and use the fingers there.

[sittingweird]

Dat opposable thumb... *She bites her lower lip* Do you know how our society'd be better if only earth ponies and pegasus could do extremely precise works like unicorns and alicornd do? Lucky monkeys and dragons... they're so lucky and they don't even realize it.

That'd be AWESOME! Mechanical hands... *drolls*

[magicalrealist]

It was kind of an emergency. They were taking over the town.

(Pat pat.)

Sorry, Lyra. Maybe the real Pinkie can tell you how to do that?

[sittingweird]

I... I know, Twilight, it's just... you know...

*Stares at her hooves for a moment*

I... I doubt that's something a normal Pinkie'd do. I mean... the real Pinkie can't do that absurd and scary face one of her clones did... right? *Shivers*
I'll just have to keep trying...

[magicalrealist]

It's hard to say; Pinkie can take anypony by surprise with what she does. Even herself.

Don't worry; you'll find a way as long as you keep trying.

[sittingweird]

Yeah, true... sometimes I really wonder if she's just a earth pony. *giggles*

I know, it's just... it was so close!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...The Great and Powerful Trixie finds that to be absolutely revolting. She wonders why in all of Equestria you'd want... that... to happen to you.

[sittingweird]

R-revolting? Trixie, with all the respect, but are you insane? How can you find it... revolting?
*She trottes closer, sitting down in front of Trixie with a serious expression.*
Can I touch your face?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie blinks.]

I- ...what?

[sittingweird]

Can I?

[suicidoll]

As...unsettling as that image is, I could simply make a pair of hands for you. Perhaps a construct or enchanted accessory...either option is viable.

[sittingweird]

EXCUSE ME?

[suicidoll]

It's surprisingly easy, actually; the only concern would be your preferences and how you'd like to go about having hands. Perhaps a floating pair of gloves or an attachment, maybe?

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[sittingweird]

YOU! You are my favourite human ever! *squeee*

[sittingweird]

I want human hands! Attached to my body! Permanently! *pauses* Oh, no, Bonbon wouldn't like it...
F-floating hands! Or gloves! Whatever! Just... *squeals* It doesn't matter how, I'd love them as long as they're... hands!

[bestofthebest]

...I'm guessing you don't mean the Pinkie with the really weird-looking face?

[sittingweird]

Of course not! That Pinkie was creepy...

[bestofthebest]

Tell me about it! But you do know if you have hands, you can't walk on your front hooves anymore?

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[sittingweird]

Well of cour-

[sittingweird]

Late to the party, but whatever....

[downtoearthpony]

Ah still have trouble understanding why you are so hung up on those things. Hooves aren't meant to do that! And didja see them wiggle?

[Applejack shudders at the memory.]

Ain't natural...

Late as well *coughs* It was a terrible week XD

[sittingweird]

Only because you look at them from your point of view, sweetie... for humans hooves wouldn't be natural.

[downtoearthpony]

Right, but that Pinkie wasn't a hue-min, she was a pony. So having those things at the end of her hooves was still unnatural, if you ask me.

Ah mean, what could you use those things for anyways? They sure as hay didn't look the same as what hue-mins have, so would they even work that way?