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[nationless]

I have work to do. You understand this, and yet you persist? You know I have no time for games.

... This does not make me "grumpy."

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[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Wherever your destination, whatever your fate
It's well known grumpy is your normal state ♪

[nationless]

[ squints

what ]



What are you doing.

[regretzio]

[ANNOYING EVERY SINGLE CONNOR]

[strum]

♪ Connor's bound to have his spotlight stolen
He's no fun and his name's spelled with a colon ♪

[nationless]

[ NO REGRETZIO RUN AWAY NOW, Connor has more nut-kick animations than he does face-punch ones ]

That is not-- who are you?

[regretzio]

[he really does have a lot of those]

[strum]

♪ I am a pesky minstrel, I make a jangly noise
At least I'm not as annoying as those giggling orphan boys ♪

[nationless]

[ hopefully you have a cup ]

Stop. Stop that now.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ I refuse to be outdone
I'm afraid that's not an option, son ♪

[nationless]

We are not competing!

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Of course we are! This is just the beginning
(By the way, I am winning) ♪

[nationless]

You are not- [ humph! ] What would make you stop this?

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Oh, there's no way how
It is far too late now ♪

[we're gonna be best friends forever! Forever and ever and ever!]

[nationless]

I don't understand. You have nothing to gain from this. Why will you not just speak?

[ BARDZIO NO going to find the nearest cliff and swan dive off of it tbh ]

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Music is its own reward
And I could easily be ignored ♪

[that only works with Bardtaïr.]

[them_apples]

[Daddy's come to annoy his son again, complete with condescending smile.]

And yet it would seem you have ample time to rebuild that Homestead of yours.

[nationless]

[ OH HI DAD Connor is just going to be super defensive now. ] That is not the same.

[them_apples]

[That seems to suit Haytham just fine. Bickering is their strongest method of communication after all.]

Well I would agree. Your little settlement is flourishing much more smoothly than your other endeavours.

[nationless]

[ The day they have a normal, friendly conversation is the day the world ends, which we all know isn't supposed to be until December 12th. ]

What is that supposed to mean?

[them_apples]

[Supposedly.]

That your crusade is a failing one. Nothing more, nothing less.

[nationless]

[ Very, very stubbornly: ] I will not fail. [ And then, because he mad that even Haytham is telling him the same exact thing Achilles does at every opportunity: ] It is the Templars who have taken a steep dive in number, not the Assassins.