dear_mun | voice testing! behold my failure at typing out a lisp. WIR spoilers certain.

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voice testing! behold my failure at typing out a lisp. WIR spoilers certain.

Well as much as I love a good play on words, I'm going to choosth to be glad "sugardaddy" was taken.
I mean of course, I get the joke, but conthidering the thituation it's a little... more awkward than funny...
You know what, never mind! I quite like what you've chothen instead! The alliteration is abtholutely articulate, as I'm athhured you're aware~

But what's this I've heard, about pothhibly going to another game? Lithhen, sweetie, I know you wish I could be in every game, I mean, hee hee... don't we all! But I'm afraid I've got my own game, my kingdom to rule! Races to organize! And not to mention, a glitch to keep under control... for the good of my thhubjects!

... So, wait, am I going or not? I'm not sure I heard what you juthh said right, did you thay...
"You'll go if they can't accept you"...?
Honey, puns and alliteration I love, but riddles... well, ones that make sensth! That hardly even theems like a riddle, it just... thounds like an oxymoron! I mean, it's almost as though you're implying there's more than one of m--

...

I need a tall glathh of maple syrup... on the pop rocks...

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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU?

Exthuse me?

~~[Two is "so many"? Though it's probably two too many from Felix's perspective.]~~

[One of these days, Felix will start to understand the whole wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey nature of this place. Today? Is not that day.]

Why are you back to that disguise? If you've hurt Vanellope again, Turbo, I'll... I'll... ~~[get ralph to wreck yo face up]~~ personally see to it that you can't ever hurt anybody again!

[Wow A+ comeback there, Fix-It.]

[KC suddenly grabs Felix by the collar of his shirt, taking the much sharper, pointier end of his cane and putting it just a liiiittle bit dangerously close to the hero's neck.]

I don't know where in death of Hostethh you're getting your information, Hammerboy, but it would be in your best interetht to keep quiet about what you've been told. Otherwise, hee hoo... I may jutht have to do thhomething even YOU won't be able to FIX!

[Though spoken lowly, almost in a whisper, that goofy, lispy voice now somehow sounds a lot less non-threatening.]

[Felix gulps, but fortunately for him, he was programmed with rad jumping skills. He puts his all into hopping back from the candy creeper, successfully managing to break King Candy's hold on his shirt, with just one popped collar seam. Easily fixable with his hammer though.]

I know it's you, Turbo. I saw you, when... you and Vanellope... were...

Jiminy jaminy, it hasn't happend for you yet, either! Just like the other Turbo! Except you're already, ah, not Turbo... Oh my land! This means that for you, poor Vanellope is still -- and the other racers!

You've got to stop this, Turbo! You have to believe me, it won't end well for you if you keep on like this!

[That wasn't him trying to be threatening, he's actually straight-up warning King Candy about his awful end.]

...

[KC looks rather dumbfounded for about a half a moment... before pointing the more stabby end of his cane barely an inch away from Felix's face again.]

Perhaps let's take thith one step at a time, thall we? Thhep one... no more using the "T" word.

[Aaaand he's just gonna be taking a step away from that cane now.]

All right, I won't call you T-- er, that anymore. But you have to listen to me! You'll die if you don't stop all this crazy candy nonsense!

[He lowers the cane, and now tries to act a little more natural. Maybe if he plays it cool, Felix will shut his damn actual pie hole.]

Listen, Felix, I thought you would've been a thmart enough guy to notice... but I'm the KING of SUGAR RUSH. "Crazy candy nonsense"... ith literally in the job dethcription!

And you athhume I'm just going to believe thuch a... a ridiculouth claim without any PROOF to my suppothed fate?

You know me, you know I would never fib about something like that.

[Or anything, really. Ever.]

[As much as KC hates to admit to himself, the handyman has a point. Felix wasn't just a Good Guy, he was as Good as Good gets.
But just how Good IS that...?]

But if I heard a moment ago, you theemed to be rather upthet with me that I... hurt the glitch.
So why, pray tell then, would you be inthherested in thaving MY life?

Edited 2012-11-19 03:02 (UTC)

[It's a really good question. Felix takes a moment before answering.]

Because there's gotta be a better way to fix the mess you made than somebody dying.

[He laughs, in a slightly manic, disbelieving tone.]

Hoohoo! You- you're juth freaked out by THAT?

Thorry to be th' bearer of bad news, but- it gets much worse!

[Well.
Bet you regret asking Felix for proof now, eh KC?
He nearly screams but it comes out as merely a breathless gasp, as he stumbles back and falls, crawling away in a frightened squirm... while staring aghast at this giant, terrifying candy-colored insect monster. This monster that happens, unmistakable, to be him.]

D-Do... Do I...

[A hard gulp, while still somewhat trembling.]

Want to know if it gets w-worse than this?

[He can't help but giggle at his smaller self. There's an odd sense of power at being so terrifying. ~~And he's already been scared senseless by another version of himself, so we'll call it even.~~]

That dependth... [He taps his candy claws on the ground.]

I'm- heheh, I'm not actually thure whether it would change anything! I could give you thome advice, though!

Don't THCREW AROUND when it comes to that glitch!
[His voice and face distort slightly at the peak of his sentence, a quick glitch as his rage flares.]

[The tinier royal continues to shake somewhat, but his breaths are short as his eyes can't keep themselves from being irrevocably locked onto his apparent future self.
"That glitch"...
So... Vanellope caused this? But HOW?
He just saw his monstrous self glitch too.
Did her glitch... spread to him, somehow? Was this some kind of result of her possibly infecting him? Does a glitch like that even HAVE the sort of power to do something like this?
He has no idea. He thought he had everything under control. He was keeping her from racing.
He thought that was all he needed to do.

But maybe even more importantly then all that, he realizes...
Is the question of whether or not this was inevitable.]

W-Well, I suppothe if there really isn't anything that can be done to thop it...

I guethh, hee hee, there are worse things than becoming a giant bug monster, am I right?

[A pretty awesome, scary and powerful-looking giant bug monster too, he admits. Sure, that body doesn't look quite as easy to race in, but hey, it's maybe really not so bad if that's the worst thing that happens to him, right?
... Right?]

[He (carefully) chews on his lip with fangs. How much to tell..?]

...Aaacthually.

[He lets his many bugs legs lower him to sit on the ground, creating an earth-shaking THUD.]

Dying isn't a very pleasurable exthperience. And if you want to count this- [he gestures to himself] then we've died twice!

[He leans forward, resting his head on his hands and his elbows on the ground, watching himself expectantly.]

It might be able to be thtopped. But what do I know?

[He slowly tries to get back up on his feet, but the rumble of the ground simply causes him to flail and fall down again.]

Y-You... you died!?
Twithe?!

[He interprets the implication as this frightening form was the result of either the first or second deaths.
But the point is he died.]

Whith means you regenerated!
... As thith?!

Well, aheh! It'th a little complicated! None of this has happened to you yet..

Has the game Hero's Duty shown up in the arcade yet? It'd been around for.. about a week or tho before all this happened to me! Thome of the thy-bugs musta crawled outta that game and wound up in ours!

They're very big.. and very hungry. Y-Y'know that thaying, "You are what you eat"?

["Hero's Duty"...
It sounded familiar. He tries to remember. He thinks he might've heard something about it... a few days ago? So that probably means it was plugged in a few days ago.
Meaning this, this right in front of him, was supposedly set to happen in a few days too.
So wait, big hungry bugs... "you are what you eat"...
Oh good gumdrops.
The laugh he manages is uneasy and nervous.]

Heh heh... so, was the getting eaten by a bug the first or thecond deathh?

B-But I still don't underthhand, what does thith have to do with the glitch?!

That's the first!

Well, heheh! When I said it was that glitch's fault, I forgot t' mention thomeone else! Here's a blast from the past, for ya:
Wreck. It. Ralph.

Hoohoo! Who'd a thunk his name would be so fitting?! Come t'think of it, he's the cause of this! Pardon the term, but he went Turbo!

[He taps his chin as he thinks back on it.]
The big galut got his mitts on a medal from Hero's Duty! Then he wound up in Sugar Ru- ...waitaminnit, why'd he go to our-? Anyway, that little BRAT Vanellope thtole the darn thing and used it as a coin to enter the roster race!! And he actually helped her build a kart so she could win the medal back!
[He's getting more and more irate as he thinks about it. His wings twitch on certain inflections, making an angry buzzing noise.]
Oh, we tried to thtop him, goodness knows! We even got him his crummy medal back! But she got into the race anyway!!

And then she crashed our cars together! Her g-g-glITchinG- [he stutters over the word as the same happens to him] m-methhed up our c-code!! [His face flickers to Turbo's for a moment, and he angrily tries to shake the glitching spasms away.]

S-she and that 8-bit menace ruined everything!! Even if that thwarm hadn't shown up, we'd have had nothing left! We're better off as a bug ourthelves, than what it would've been like have the whole kingdom turn on us!

Yeah, apparently there can be, like, tons of versions of any of us.

Yes, well, that of courthhe I know, what with other Sugar Rush games and all. Unfortunately I'm fairly certain thith isn't quite the thhituation he--

[... Hold on.
You sound really familiar, not to mention remind him a lot of someone...
... Wait a minute. Are you...?]

... TAFFYTA?!
Ith... ithh that you?!

[YOU'RE OLDER.
AND A HUMAN PLAYER.
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING.]

Well... You're close, Candy.

[His laughing sounds a bit nervous now.]

Ehee hee... how close ethhactly, if I may ask?

Edited 2012-11-19 03:18 (UTC)

Apparently? Alternate universe close.

Muns are such nerds.

... An alternate world, huh...

[It's probably good that the concept of "yourself but completely different" isn't too foreign to most game characters. Other consoles and iterations and all.
Still, when one of your ~~most beloved~~ subjects suddenly becomes the one who puts the quarters in, it's hard to say it's not a tiny bit weird.]

Hee hee, you thhink yours is a nerd, hoo hoo... try talking to mine!

Yeah, apparently.

[A snort and an eyeroll.] We could one-up each other on our muns' nerd levels for days, I'm sure.

Although yours might win in the sick sense of humor department. Was she really going to go with 'sugardaddy' for you?

Oh I'm thertain! I'd bet if mine had any way of getting to Litwak's, hoo hoo... she'd take it upon herthelf to juthh move right in!

[His laughter sounds nervous again.]

Hee hee... yes, unforthunately...

My mun can't play a game to save her life, but she's nerdy in plenty of other ways. Everything makes her cry, for example.

...That's pretty skeevy. I mean, mine was almost 'bubblegumbitch', which is rude -- [Pointed glare at the fourth wall.] -- but not... Ew.

[Ralph doesn't know King Candy or even what game he's from, but what he does know is that they're having similar problems and since he belongs in a game like Ralph does, Ralph feels more comfortable talking with him than some of the others he's seen around here.

His tone is a little harsh, but it's from being irritated at his player.]

Don't expect these players to pay any attention to what you want. They make up their own rules to these games and they cheat.

I'd go Turbo on my player if I could, nothing bad's gonna come from abandoning her and then I could get back to my game where I belong.

Though, even being gameless is better than being stuck with her.

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voice testing! behold my failure at typing out a lisp. WIR spoilers certain.

pls forgive a fragile fix-it's slight breakdown here...

pfffhahaha<3

I'm... I'm just so sorry.

WOW NICE JOB FIXING IT, HERO (1/2 also)

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actually this is 2/3 I lied sorry.

okay now I'm finished I swear.

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