dear_mun | Oct. 26th, 2012

Oct. 26th, 2012

... Yeah?

[ Jake chuckles dryly and folds his arms across his chest. There's a smirk touching the corner of his mouth — at the very least he's amused by this (not entirely unexpected) turn of events. ]

Let's get a couple things straight before we start this: you make it worth my while, I'll play along. Might even make it good for the both of us, y'know?

[ A gloved hand drifts down to the gun at his hip, leisurely and unassuming. ]

Just do us all a favour and keep the B.S.A.A. off my case. Gotta keep a guy like me sweet if you want him to stick around for long.

savarin

Nom de chat, mun! Why're you even thinking about playing me?! You got others floating around in your head that you wanna play! On top of that, you haven't worked out any anxieties about playin' the first guy you wanted to!

[He nibbles on his Giubone snack a bit, shifting it around in his mouth like a cigar.]

Not that I'd mind being played, but you gotta work out a bunch of other things too. For one, if you take me to where you want to go, I can't use the Dahak unless you put me in the line of fire! You really wanna leave me with just the stungun in a weird place like that? And can I even get Giubone there?

You've also gotta make sure my voice is right - and I know you wanted to play that game again anyway - and just calm down about things. I swear by my tail that you'll do alright!

flamboyant_fowl

( Cut for courier/colored text )

all_the_mysteries

Mun! There is a serious lack of anything to do around here. Watching all that TV is not helping either of us...

Actually, that detective show might be helpful. Let's watch more of that. I need to sharpen my skills. What good is a detective that doesn't keep themselves in tip top shape?

...

Oh, he only solves murders. Then show me the one with the British guys. The one that has the smoker and the roommate with the funny mustache.

[ooc: She's talking about Elementary and Grenada!Sherlock Holmes respectively.]

Current Mood: chipper

ex_bastardized62

Heh. You really think it'll be that easy? Don't hold your breath and while you're at it-- quit wastin' my time. I got better things to do than wait around here with the likes of you.

over_identifies

Okay, so, I know that most of the time, the whole point of this is to complain about the way you're treating me. Well. I'm going to do things a little differently. I just have one thing to say to you:

Thanks.

After seeing what comes ahead, I'm kinda glad you're more interested in the earlier part of my history. Because after that, suddenly the occasional evil rabbit's foot or eternal Tuesday doesn't seem so bad. So...no more complaining.

Okay, maybe a little more complaining. Why do you think it's so funny when all the Deans start hitting on me? That's just gross.

kleptoracerkid

Lady.

Lady.

LADY!

What are you doing?! This doesn't look like a racetrack to me!

Comprende?

Where are my pals? Where's Helmethead?!

You can't control me! I'm thirteen! I'm anarchy! I'm Coca Cola and Frito Lay! I'm the reason the game's rated Mild Language! That's tuff! T-U-F-F! Learn the difference! I--shiny...

herdaddysdaughter

Well, it sure has been a long time, mun. It's good to see you again.

Now, let's find Lottie and Naveen and get to work!

heirror

Unacceptable! I will not be taken from one insufferable game of life and death to another! You low-class, disgusting sadists have no right to do this to someone of my stature, and I refuse to lower myself to the level of engaging in gladiatorial combat.

I demand that you cease these plans immediately, and I doubly insist that any desire for that wretched girl to follow me anywhere die here and now!

kosmic_angel

I detect a 99.997% chance that you will not alter your decision regarding sending me to that tower. I suggest you find a Shion before you complete that application, however. I am sure you are aware that her safety is one of my highest priorities.

In addition, I advise that you return to you 'canon review' so that you can complete the application for that game in an efficient manner.

kaijuaresnacks

[Looks around slowly before smiling widely and licking her lips with an inhuman like tongue]

Thank you, Mun. These people here look...delicious. And no Ultramen to interfere. Perfect.

You also look delicious, Mun. Come closer.

[Bogal stares longingly at the Mun, who squirms uncomfortably]

taketheneedle

'Sup, mun? It's Thorn, here. Just thought I should let you know Rosie and I are super flattered you liked the first book. You're not too bad of a chick, y'know? Maybe you and me could fuck around some time.

Anyway, find me and Rosie a game. I'm gonna depend on you for this one, got it? Don't screw up, sweetheart, 'cause you're mine, and I hate it when my stuff craps out on me.

thankyew

Why do I have to be the one to break it to you? Sending me to a fairy-tale game to help fight evil is just going to embarrass the both of us, lady. Everyone'll get the wrong impression, and the next thing you know, they're expecting me to be some kind of legendary hero. Jeez, you know that's not how it works: I'm just a guy who plays dirty to win a fight! That's more or less the opposite of a hero, isn't it?

Yeah, I thought so. And the Disney jokes are getting old, too. Sure, I know I'm a fox. Who wouldn't want me? But you shouldn't take it literally.

pinpoints

I KNEW you'd be as bad as me. Seriously, though. This is a terrible reason to "have the urge" again -- well, if you're going to say that I'm competitive, anyway. It's a little hypocritical, don't you think?

By the way: um. Voice. I think you're supposed to keep it consistent. Can we figure it out? And could you decide what you're actually doing with my -- ugh -- "leet skillz" or whatever my job is supposed to be -- I mean, I'm confused. I don't think I should be confused about my own job, right?

And extreme sports sound fun -- why didn't I keep those up? I'm so there for that. Or do I? I could keep them up. C'mon, I'm not a "writer" and I think it's pretty weird; that's a problem.

thneedy

What happened to the "never bringing me out again" plan? I liked that plan.

Bringing me out so you could tag one post was fine, but that doesn't mean you have to do anything else. Really.

Just leave me alone, and we'll get along fine.

angelofcorpses

You should just leave me to slumber. You even lack new icons for me.

notsogrimreaper

Aw, it's okay, mun! No one can understand the enigma of Ryoji Mochizuki after just the first date!

And it's a good thing! You got the crit now so you know how to improve! You didn't play me like a total goofball like in that Ryojiadventure video...

...Yes, mun. I saw that. You can't keep all those naughty things from me~!

Anyways, don't worry so much! Take tonight off from school to goof around and have fun! I always put off my homework and look how I turned out!

E-Eh? What do you mean by that?

thepowerofkings

Ah... it's really okay for me just to call you "mun"?

[ Well. This is... certainly new for him. Sighing quietly, Shu sighs quietly, frowning a little as he turns to face the mun. Only facing, though; can't really do much looking if he's blind, right? ]

Still, I guess I'm glad that you want to play me somewhere, mun. Thank you...

... do you know what you're going to do with me, though?

... and what of Inori, too? You say that you know where I can find her, but... I don't want you to get my hopes up like that if you're lying...

[ A pause. ]

Mmmn... you're kind of strange, but I guess you don't seem too bad. Please... don't keep me waiting, okay?

padme_amidala

You're right, it isn't easy being pregnant. But I'll manage. I've dealt with situations far more difficult than this. ( All the same she looks tired. She sits down and closes her eyes briefly. ) I wish I could see Anakin more... ( Or at all. ) He seems so...distracted...as of late.

I can't leave, Mun. I have to stay put...for when he comes home.

Everything will work out. Everything...has to.

fastandsteady

This is great mun! You can watch the series at any time now, watch what you've missed in the past... What more could you ask for yeah? You don't even have to wait for the rest of the DVDs to come out to the general public. That's... if they ever do of course. Yeah, I know the school... 'internet' is buggy, but you do what you gotta do to get by.

...You started with what episode? The one where Maggie comes in? Heh, you just had to pull at the old heart strings... You know I have two strikes in the love department. There's no need to rub it in.

And oh yeah, nice start on the application. Make sure you do a little more canon reviewing, and we should be good to go in time.

aimsthegun

You know what might've saved you a lot of fucking trouble? Thinking ahead instead of just picking me up on a whim.

But by all means, sit around pissing and moaning because your game options are virtually non-existent. That'll help.

avatardealwithit

Mun.

MUN.

MUN.

NO NO NO NO NO NO. What are you doing?! I thought you were smarter than this! You shouldn't be watching that!

And here I was gonna say thanks for that awesome event post. Wolfbatwoman does sound like an awesome superhero name.

greenpearlvoice

So? Just because you're invited doesn't mean we have to say 'yes,' you know. [Sigh.] It doesn't take much to flatter you, does it?

[Rina narrows her eyes and folds her arms.] Though I know what kinds of 'scenes' you usually frequent...[Her expression softens, and her shoulders sag.]...so I guess I should be grateful that it's this place, and not one of those other places.

I don't promise that I'll cooperate. But I'll trust you, for now. Don't blow it.

endoflife

Well here we are once again and while I do like being brought out of your headspace dear mun, I have things to do. [it's not easy destroying human life and trolling the hell out of your favourite former Solar Boy when you're stuck in someone's head.]

...oh, you have something in mind this time? Well, since you've been so kind to me I'll play your game for now. But please keep me entertained, okay? And if at all possible, bring along my Dark Sun. I wouldn't dream of leaving him out of the fun.

fanofwolves

Mun, I knew I was your favourite. It's okay, you can have a favourite; Monsieur Lazarh can't have one, though, because he's a teacher. Anyway, can you and I read more books together? I want to read books for mature people, mun. Monsieur Lazarh said I was mature enough, so you should definitely read with me.

mooimacow

Why can't I talk about her breasts? ( Head tilt. ) Happiness should be shared.

Where shall I begin?

buttstallion

Oh my god. Don't doubt yourself. You can do this! You've completely mastered the art of depicting what a passionate, creative, charming, and dignified human being I am (not to mention, your lord and savior blah blah blah--buuuut, I digress). Really. It's like talking to myself.

You're just.

Amazing.

I MEAN. It's not like you smell like a over-sized slightly runny skag pile. It's not like you don't have you know, SHITTONS of money. Or I don't know. A little something I like to call "Jack Junior."

Or money. Like. A lot of it. Did I mention I have a lot of money?

'cuz I do.

Nah. You've got this.

Just so you know. I totally wasn't serious. That was sarcasm. And you blow worse than my last sixty girlfriends. Good luck sucking to the umpteenth power. Kay bye.

deadmanipulator

( Cut for spoilers juuust in case )

rejoices

What a pointless change. Forgive me, but I do not see any need in making a separate journal for me. My Servant's identity should not matter enough to make a difference and deep impact on my life.

[A disposable tool shall remain this way. Tokiomi will need the seven Servants dead if he wants to attain the gate to Akasha.]

Even so, you insisted and I still fail to understand why you were so obstinate on this matter. It is not like you to indulge in the results of unofficial Second Magic.

hatesteenagers

What is this dump?! I did NOT get free after ten thousand years only to end up trapped in THIS sorry excuse for a headspace! Just because you suddenly got all nostalgic is NO EXCUSE for this indignity!

Let me out of here! I've got a planet to conquer, and I'm not going to let some pathetic excuse for a mun stand in my way!

areiard

Mun.

You're already struggling in two games. What makes you think you're going to be able to handle more? You have two places in mind for me? I don't care. I'd rather be left alone in this comfortable darkness and solitude to master my dark magic. There may be other voices in your head telling you to just join two and be over with, but last time you did that you ended up getting overwhelmed.

I may omit words when I get riled up, but that doesn't give you the right to jump into things without a second though--

I DON'T TALK A LOT. YOU'RE MAKING ME TALK THIS MUCH!

alchimia

Look, you don't hafta make such a big deal outta it. So what if we might've shared a bed during that time? Money was tight. 'Snot like two students could afford much else.

You're just gonna keep going on 'bout this, aren't you? We've got tags to do, y'know.

[ ooc: referring to these translations from the conqueror of shamballa official cinema guide. ]

174awhile

Normally, any minor deviation in the film adaption of a novel causes you to "rage," as you like to put it, so this uncharacteristic enthusiasm over what appears to be a significant change...

Of course I don't share in your excitement. Unlike Emmett, I don't enjoy fighting, especially not when the Volturi are our opponents.

And I'm sorry to burst your bubble but it's highly unlikely that anything will come of my fall. You're the one falling for their ploy. It's called a teaser trailer for a reason.

... How many more times are you going to watch it?

starspangledheart

Ma'am. I wasn't expecting you to ever send me anywhere, so this is a bit of a surprise. Can't complain, though. It doesn't seem as bad as some of the other places you've been looking at, and I guess it'll be better than sitting around on my keester doing nothing in your headspace. [is that the right lingo? he thinks it is.]

grenadeball

wait you're going to bring me to TWO games?

there better be some primo fucking booze at both of them to make up for the total lack of sex

sleepygunsman

.......I'm not lonely. I'm fine....Really.

People are troublesome......But I would like to see Big Sister. She might need me for something....

invisibling

So, what? I'm just supposed to hang around inside your head until you find something to do with me?

[ S i g h ]

Can we at least see if Mom or Dad's around here? [ A beat. ] And Dash too, I guess.

itsybitsyspidur

[ HEY GUYS LOOK, IT'S JIM. YOU KNOW. JIM MORIARTY.

NO NOT UP THERE, DOWN HERE. CLOSER BY YOUR KNEES. SORT OF AT THAT AWKWARD CROTCH LEVEL.

MAN HIS SUIT SURE IS IMPRESSIVE FOR A MIDGET.

BECAUSE IT'S MIDGET MORIARTY. AND HE'S GONNA GETCHA. ]

Aren't you surprised to see me?

[ DUDE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S BEEN HUFFING HELIUM. WHAT THE SHIT. ]

demonicmaenad

I'm sure as shucks glad you're getting your watching in before that hula-hoop decides to stop showin' our performances

(How can a hula-hoop show performances anyway mun - thing? You're crazier then most of the sinners I've encountered)

And I wholeheartedly approve of you harassin' the rest of your lazy pals to see it too.

What's that? You want somebody else you play to come to our carnival? You think he'd fit right in? Well you know how much we love new acts in our carnival if the time's right.

[because yes, bringing your SAW castmate over to TDC just makes sense]

selfreliance

... No, I won't hope.

Though... it would be nice.

oddmalfoyout

I'm glad you're going through the Lexicon again, because god knows you've probably forgotten just about everything, but really? Wishing your printer worked just so you could go over it all with a highlighter? Are you sure you belong in Slytherin? Wait, never mind.

weekend_theft

So...

Here we are again, mun. Now I gotta ask, is this going to end up like last time? Where you did nothing and then went and forgot about me or what?

And if you do have any ideas I am all ears.

moonlit_star

Chibi?

But Chibi Chibi will be alone!

Current Mood: scared

wonderdom

Am I the only one experiencing deja vu here? Because I'm positive we already had this conversation.

I'm not going to sit here and argue about what you already know you should do. I see you eyeing games.

And don't act like you don't know I know you've been talking to people.

I think we have issues.

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